Team Epic (S1)
Team Grand Slams (c) (S2)


S1 - The Arena of Death
S2 - TBA


S1 - 16th
S2 - TBA


Nickel, Suitcase, Pickle, Balloon, Marshmallow, Lightbulb


Knife, Trophy, Paper

Baseball, labeled The Large And In Charge, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity.

He was placed as a member of Team Epic on Inanimate Insanity and is the team captain of The Grand Slams on Inanimate Insanity II.

About Baseball

Baseball is fairly quiet and is a very intelligent character. He was eliminated in episode 3 of Season 1,And placed last in the season,in Season 2 he became Team Captain of the Grand Slams and is currently still in the game.

Despite being very sociable, he doesn't seem to like people calling him fat and or kick them if they do.

Fan fiction

Human Names

  • Baker Ballkewitz (Doomes.desean)
  • Bernie Gabriel (BluJayPJ)
  • Bryce Harper (NLG)
  • Bruce Baker (BrownFamily1108)
  • Brett Mason (KittyFan2004)
  • Bejamin "Westward" Joltsen (GameboyNextGeneration)


  • He's the first Inanimate Insanity character ever created.
  • Baseball was the first character to be confirmed to be in Inanimate Insanity Season 2.
  • He is usually called fat by the other competitors.
  • He is the widest contestant.
  • Baseball sizes changes from seasons. In Inanimate Insanity II, he was way bigger than the first season.
  • He is the lowest ranking contestant in Inanimate Insanity due to Paper rejoining in episode 10.
    • He is also the lowest ranking male armless contestant in the first season.


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