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Battle For Sleep Land is a Battle For Isle Sleep show.

Contestants

  • Alarm Clock
  • Beachball
  • Bowling Ball
  • Brownie
  • Bugspray (17th/18th Place)
  • Camera (17th/18th Place)
  • Candle
  • Carrot (20th Place)
  • Computery
  • Cough Drop
  • Dodecahedron
  • Eggy
  • Febreze
  • Lamp (19th Place)
  • Lemonade
  • Napkin
  • Radio
  • Rubber
  • Sunscreen
  • Thread

Episode Transcripts

Episode 1: What Is Sleep Land?

  • Napkin, Rubber and Radio are on a cliff
  • Thread: Napkin's a still type!! Napkin's a sti-
  • During the word, still, Napkin grabbed Thread and threw her off a cliff
  • Napkin: Who's the still now!?
  • Napkin looks at Radio who has a shocked look
  • Radio: I'm never gonna bother you.
  • Napkin: Yeah, heh.
  • Rubber and Bugspray are jogging
  • Rubber: Is this fun or what?
  • Bugspray: Can, we, have a, rest? "Gasp"
  • Rubber: What? We're only one quarter of the trail!
  • Bugspray: What!?
  • Eggy, Sunscreen, Candle and Bowling Ball are racing
  • Bowling Ball crossed the finish line.
  • Bowling Ball: Yes!
  • Candle: No fair! You always win!
  • Sunscreen: Yeah! Right Eggy?
  • Eggy: Uh hum.
  • Sunscreen: What about this? A 3- legged race!
  • Bowling Ball and Candle: Yeah!
  • Candle: Not on Eggy's team!
  • Sunscreen: Not on Eggy's team!
  • Bowling Ball: "Sigh"
  • Alarm Clock, Camera and Lemonade were watching TV.
  • Camera: Ha! I knew it was flower pots!
  • Alarm Clock: I was correct too!
  • Lemonade: Aww, I thought glue.
  • Alarm Clock: That's okay. Better luck next time.
  • Lemonade: SHHHH! Next question!
  • Camera: What's the most important part of making tea? What a stupid question!
  • The screen then said two hours later.
  • The TV actually showed the screen. It showed one of the three contestants. DODECAHEDRON.
  • Alarm Clock, Camera and Lemonade: DODECAHEDRON!?
  • Brownie walks up to the trio.
  • Brownie: Hi!
  • Camera: Hi Brownie!
  • Lemonade: Watch Quizorama with us!
  • Brownie decides to sit on Alarm Clock and Alarm Clock is not happy by Brownie's actions.
  • Lamp, Febreze, Beachball and Computery were selling lemonade.
  • Carrot walks up and steals their pitcher of lemonade then runs away.
  • Carrot: See ya suckers!
  • Febreze: Grrrrr....
  • Lamp: Calm down Febreze!
  • Beachball: But that was our last pitcher!
  • Computery: Maybe we can sell water.
  • Lamp: Why don't we just play Quizorama: The Board Game instead to show sorrow.
  • Nintendo drops from the sky and lands on his butt.
  • Beachball: That's gotta hurt.
  • Nintendo: Let's play Battle For Sleep Land!
  • Computery: What is Sleep Land?
  • Nintendo: You'll find out.
  • Febreze: Any new contestants?
  • Nintendo: Just o-
  • When Nintendo was saying one, there was a cough.
  • Cough Drop: Hi, "cough" I'm Cough Drop. "Cough"
  • Nintendo: Well, onto the first challenge. It is a free- for- all dodgeball on flying platforms. You can move the platforms. But it's tricky.
  • Brownie kicks a ball at Lamp.
  • Lamp catches Brownie's ball.
  • Brownie's platform falls.
  • Brownie: Ahhhhh!
  • Lamp: Ha!
  • Dodecahedron walks to Nintendo.
  • Dodecahedron: What's going on here?
  • Nintendo: Oh, another show. You can just spectate this challenge.
  • Suddenly the screen turns white and blank.
  • Cubey pops up.
  • Cubey: Hello! Do you hate it when your food tastes terrible and is a waste of money? Well buy the tasty teeth cover! You cover your teeth with this plastic and it tastes like either dark chocolate, marinara or lentil! Hear our reviews!
  • Pentagon: It helped me face my fear of tapioca pudding!
  • Funnel Cake: Lentil's my favorite! It helped me eat pills without throwing up!
  • Charlie: I like all three. I use them to eat my Lima beans in front of my mom!
  • Video goes back to normal.
  • Nintendo: Bottom 8 time!
  • Candle crashed into Beachball which made them fall
  • A ball hit Carrot, which hit Rubber and then hit Alarm Clock.
  • Nintendo: Alarm Clock, Eggy, Radio and Cough Drop are the team Captians! But who will pick 1st?
  • Eggy kicks a ball at Cough Drop which hits her, but hits Eggy back
  • Nintendo: Okay, you four can pick your team next episode. BYE!!

Episode 2: That's Harsh

  • Nintendo: Okay, it's been a month. There will be 4 teams of 5. Radio, you can pick first.
  • Radio: Febreze!!
  • Nintendo: Eggy's next!
  • Eggy points at Brownie
  • Nintendo: The newbie, Cough Drop is picking now.
  • Cough Drop: "Cough" "cough" Rubber.
  • Nintendo: So last is Alarm Clock.
  • Alarm Clock: Dodecahedron
  • Febreze: Bugspray's a good competitor. She can come over!
  • Brownie: Lemonade.
  • Rubber: Thread's a friend of mine!
  • Alarm Clock and Dodecahedron: Bowling Ball!!!!!
  • Bugspray: Beachball!
  • Lemonade: Lamp's a good friend! Right guys!?
  • Brownie: Yeah!
  • Lemonade: So come on Lamp!
  • Cough Drop: "Cough" Candle "wheeze"
  • Alarm Clock: I guess Computery.
  • Nintendo: The bottom four are Napkin, Camera, Sunscreen and Carrot.
  • Radio, Febreze, Bugspray and Beachball: Sunscreen!
  • Eggy points at Camera
  • Rubber: Napkin! Buddy!
  • Dodecahedron: So we get Carrot.
  • Nintendo: So the teams are Team Red (Top), Team Yellow (Under Top), Team Blue (Above Bottom) and Team Green (Bottom)
  • Radio (Leader)
  • Febreze (Co- Leader)
  • Bugspray (17th/18th Place)
  • Beachball
  • Sunscreen
  • Eggy (Leader)
  • Brownie (Co- Leader)
  • Lemonade
  • Lamp (19th Place)
  • Camera (17th/18th Place)
  • Cough Drop (Leader)
  • Rubber (Co- Leader)
  • Thread
  • Candle
  • Napkin
  • Alarm Clock (Leader)
  • Dodecahedron (Co- Leader)
  • Bowling Ball
  • Computery
  • Carrot (20th Place)
  • Carrot: How come I was picked last!? I hate you guys!
  • Rubber: That's harsh.
  • Nintendo: This challenge is a soccer bracket. Red vs. yellow and blue vs. green. The team in 1st and 2nd will get a feast. While the team in 3rd will be immune while the one in 4th will be up for elimination. First up is red vs. yellow.
  • Beachball: I'm too slow. I'll be goalie.
  • Brownie: I wanna be goalie.
  • Lamp: Wait, Camera has to be goalie because she has no legs.
  • Camera: Okay.
  • Nintendo blows a whistle
  • Brownie runs and gets the ball
  • Brownie: Hey Eggy!
  • Brownie kicks the ball to Eggy
  • Eggy kicks the ball into the goal
  • Eggy: Uh hum, uh hum.
  • Beachball: Yeah, sorry guys.
  • Radio: Oh, it's fine.
  • Sunscreen and Lamp both ran towards the ball
  • Sunscreen gets the ball right before Lamp
  • Febreze: Sunscreen!
  • Sunscreen kicks the ball to Febreze
  • Febreze kicks the ball to the goal but right after Brownie jumped in front of Febreze.
  • Camera caught the ball
  • Febreze: Dang it!
  • The screen said a while later...
  • Nintendo: Okay, the scores are 4-4. Let's see wh-
  • When Nintendo was saying who, Eggy made another goal.
  • Nintendo: So Team Red goes to round 2.
  • Team Red: Yeah! (Besides Eggy who just grins)
  • Team Yellow: Awwww.
  • Nintendo: So now we will do Team Blue Vs. Team Green.
  • Dodecahedron: I wanna be goalie.
  • Alarm Clock: Fine by me.
  • Candle: I elect Cough Drop to be goalie! After all, she's sick and she needs to recover.
  • Cough Drop: "Hack" Thank yo- "cough" -u.
  • The screen then said another while later.
  • Nintendo: Who will win? I have no idea!
  • Goal goes off
  • Dodecahderon: Dang nabbit!
  • Nintendo: So Team Blue also moves on. But first, we must do the match that decides who's in 3rd or 4th!
  • All of a sudden, Carrot gets 5 goals in his own goal.
  • Carrot: Ha!
  • Alarm Clock: Carrot, why are you doing this?
  • Carrot: Revenge!!
  • The screen says, one enternity later...
  • Nintendo: And Team Red wins! Team Green, get ready for elimination. But the contestants vote! Not the viewers.
  • Contestants: WHAT!!??
  • Bowling Ball, Dodecahedron, Alarm Clock and Computery are in a circle talking.
  • Dodecahedron: I say we vote for Carrot.
  • Alarm Clock: I agree.
  • Bowling Ball: So it's settled!
  • Computery: Let's vote for Carrot!
  • Nintendo: Okay, go into the voting booth.
  • Bowling Ball: I vote for Carrot.
  • Carrot: I don't know Computery so I vote for him.
  • Alarm Clock: Carrot. He's the reason we lost.
  • Computery: Carrot is outta here!
  • Dodecahedron: I can't stand Carrot.
  • Nintendo: This is Nintendo Ultimate. He hosts eliminations.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Hello. Today's prizes are various cookies. Alarm Clock and Bowling Ball are safe with zero votes. Here.
  • Nintendo Ultimate throws Alarm Clock a sugar cookie and Bowling Ball a chocolate chip cookie.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Dodecahedron also got no votes congrats.
  • Nintendo Ultimate throws Dodecahedron a shortbread cookie
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Computery and Carrot, one of you got 1 vote and the other got 4. The last person safe starts with a C.
  • Team Green: Come on!
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Fine. Computery.
  • Carrot: What!?
  • Computery: Yes!
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Sorry Carrot, you're outta here.
  • Carrot is put in a gigantic cell.
  • Carrot: What the?
  • Carrot faints.
  • Team Green (Besides Carrot): "GASP".
  • Team Green is angry.
  • Alarm Clock: What did you just do to Carrot!?
  • Nintendo: Carrot is asleep. He is in a luxury universe which is like a dream. See ya next episode!

Episode 3: Snow Stinks!

  • Candle: I'm so full.
  • Lemonade: I agree.
  • Nintendo: This challenge is to get to the summit of Giga Peak, by SLED COGS! 3,2,1, GO!
  • Febreze: Okay guys, has anybody ever used these?
  • Beachball: I'll give it a try.
  • Camera: I call driving!
  • Dodecahedron: I'll drive. I'm good at it.
  • Napkin: I guess I'll be in charge of the cogs.
  • All 4 teams slide down
  • Brownie: It's cold.
  • Lamp: Oh come on, it's not that cold!
  • Bowling Ball: I hate snow! Snow stinks!
  • Alarm Clock: B.B! Without snow, there would not be cold!
  • Computery: True.
  • Lemonade falls out
  • Eggy: AAAAAHHHHH!
  • Eggy gets Lamp
  • Lamp: Hi Eggy!
  • Eggy: Grrrrr...
  • Eggy gets Brownie
  • Brownie: Yay! Eggy's here!
  • Eggy gets Camera
  • Eggy: Bababababa!
  • Camera: I don't understand... say, WHERE'S LEMONADE!?
  • Eggy points back a little bit
  • Lamp: OH NO!
  • Lemonade suddenly appears
  • Camera: What the?
  • Rubber: Napkin! Don't sleep!
  • Thread: Yeah!
  • Cough Drop: "Achoo!" "Choo!"
  • Candle: Oh, I hope you don't get a cold.
  • Radio: Team! We're almost there!
  • Team Green crosses the finish line
  • Team Blue also crosses
  • Nintendo: So team red and yellow are left. Who will be UFE?
  • Team Red: NOT US!
  • Team Red is shown to have crossed the finish line
  • Nintendo Ultimate: So Team Yellow, welcome to the elimination. The prizes are balloons, so vote.
  • Lemonade: I vote for me.
  • Camera: Sorry, Brownie, I vote for you.
  • Eggy Shows a picture of Lamp and rips it in half
  • Brownie: Lampy!
  • Lamp: I vote for Eggy, he's the weakest.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Oh yeah, also vote for who should win the prize.
  • Brownie: Eggy!
  • Lamp: Eggy, I feel bad for him.
  • Camera: Eggy. He saved our team!
  • Eggy shows a picture of Brownie
  • Lemonade: Eggy.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: So likes first, Lamp, Lemonade, Camera, you guys got no likes.
  • Lamp: Dang it!
  • Camera: Awwww...
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Eggy, sorry to tell you that you... WON THE PRIZE!
  • Eggy spins the wheel and it lands on "take someone's arms away."
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Eggy, since you cannot talk. I'll randomize it.
  • The computerized wheel lands on Dodecahedron
  • Everyone: "Gasp!"
  • Dodecahedron's arms vanish
  • The screen on a TV shows that Camera had no votes, Eggy, Lemonade & Brownie had a vote, and Lamp had 2.
  • Lamp: What!? Oh no!
  • Lamp is thrown in the capsule

Episode 4: Rodeo Rascals

  • Candle: Ahhh... I'm so happy Lamp is gone, she was so annoying!
  • Dodecahedron: I agree. She also was a braggart.
  • Rubber: Guys, be nice! Lamp was nice, so you should too.
  • Nintendo: Okay, everyone gather! Our next challenge is to hold onto a robot bill. The two teams that lose all their members first are UFE. 3, 2, 1, GO!!! Wait, Team Red and Blue, you guys need one person to sit out.
  • Radio: I'll sit out, I don't have arms.
  • Napkin: I need a break.
  • Nintendo: GO!!!
  • Brownie is flung off
  • Brownie: AAAAHHHH!!!
  • Camera grabs onto Eggy's leg
  • The bill flings Beachball and Sunscreen off
  • Sunscreen: Oh mother...
  • Nintendo: Time for the gimmicks.
  • The bill starts spinning upside down as well, causing (in order), Camera, Rubber, Thread, Febreze, Bowling Ball, Eggy, Alarm Clock, Cough Drop, and Candle to fall off
  • Dodecahedron and Computery look at each other in terror
  • Bugspray falls
  • Nintendo: So, Team Red is UFE.
  • Dodecahedron: OH NO!
  • Dodecahedron is bucked off
  • Lemonade: Hey, I-
  • Dodeahedron knocks Lemonade off
  • Nintendo: So, Team Yellow, you also lose.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Team Red, welcome to your first elimination. Vote for who gets the prize.
  • Radio: Definately Febreze.
  • Sunscreen: I vote for Bugspray.
  • Beachball: Bugspray.
  • Febreze: I guess Radio.
  • Bugspray: Febreze, he's SO dreamy.
  • Nintendo Ultimate: So we got a tie between Bugspray and Febreze.
  • Nintendo Ultimate spins a wheel and it lands on Febreze
  • Febreze spins a wheel and it lands on "Immuninty into final 14."
  • Febreze is thrown by a claw into a portal
  • Nintendo Ultimate: So, Team Red, vote somebody out.
  • Sunscreen: I vote for Radio, he's not in our alliance.
  • Beachball: Radio.
  • Bugspray: Me! Wait, my mista-
  • Radio: Bugsparay.
  • Febreze: "Sigh", Bugspray.
  • The claw grabs Febreze
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Febreze is immune, so he's safe. Same with Beachball, she got no votes!
  • Beachball is thrown a knife but it pops her
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Okay, Sunscreen got no votes, while Bugspray... is......... ELIMINATED WITH 3 VOTES!!
  • Bugspray: WHAT!? No!
  • Bugspray is thrown into The Rest- Room
  • Sunscreen avoids her knife while Radio catches his
  • Nintendo Ultimate: Team Yellow, you're finished.
  • Camera: WAIT! I VOLUNTEER TO BE ELIMINATED!!!
  • Everyone Else: "Gasp".
  • Camera goes into the rest-room.
  • Nintendo: Well, that was quick, so see you all next time!!

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