Basketball: Why would we battle for the moon? It's cold, rocky, and just plain boring!
- Harry drops down monitor showing luxorious resort on moon*
Harry: Well, here's the twist! On the moon, I have put in a luxorious resort! And all 22 of you are going to compete for it!
All but Harry: Wow that's cool! Wow! Oh yeah I hope I win that! Wow! Cool!
Harry: OK you can stop awing at the resort.
- slings monitor back up*
Circle: So, are there any rules?
- David peeks up onto screen*
David: AWW SERIOUSLY?
Harry: David, what are you doing here? Your not in this show!
David: AWW SERIOUSLY?
- Harry sucks David out back to Goiky*
Harry: Anyway, here are the rules!
- Slings down chalkboard with rules*
Harry: Rules are in BFDI standards, you compete in challenges until there's 2 of you left, and then you compete in one last challenge.
Ice Cube: But the winner of BFDI season 1 was decided by voting!
Harry: OK then standard object show rules!
- Slings chalkboard back up*
Harry: Also, I'm going to give a little something to one of you to start you out!
Taffy: YAY! We all get prizes!
Harry: I said ONE of you gets a prize.
- cut to Taffy with big eyes and huge frown*
Harry: ...ok then.
Harry: Now who gets the prize will be decided by a wheel!
Brownie: What wheel?
Harry: This one!
- pops up wheel from big seat on main stand*
Harry: This wheel will also be used to decide challenges and in some cases, Random Elimination!
- all gasps*
Harry: Now let's see who gets the prize!
- spins wheel and lands on Circle*
Harry: Congratulations Circle! You get a starter Win Token!
Circle: Cool! *gets hit in face with WT* OW!
Harry: Now we can begin the challenge!
- shuts current wheel and pops new one up*
- spins wheel and lands on Eat the most yoyleberries*
Harry: The challenge is to eat yoyleberries! Whoever eats the most will become a team captain! Second best will too.
- shoots piles of yoyleberries in front of each of the contestants*
Harry: 3 *zoom on Basketball*...2*zoom on Balloon*...1*zoom on Square*...GO!
All but Balloon: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
- Square gets tapped on back by Balloon*
Balloon: I've got a great idea of how to eat all these berries!
- brings out vacuum*
Square: Balloon, that's cheating!
- Balloon sucks all berries up with vacuum*
Harry: What the?
Harry: Balloon, did you eat all those berries that quickly? I highly doubt it!
Square: Yeah, he used a vacuum to suck them all up!
Harry: Balloon, you get a penalty after this challenge is over, AND your disqualified from the challenge!
Balloon: WHAT?! *Balloon is popped by Harry*
- Balloon dissapears from chart of contestants still in challenge*
Basketball: You have got to be kidding, your afraid of yoyleberries?
Woody: AAHHHH! Basketball you scared me!
Basketball: Of course I did, you have panphobia, which makes you afraid of everything! *rolls eyes*
Juice Box: Urrgh, I'm feeling woozy!
- turns to metal*
Juice Box: Oh no, I forgot about after effects of eating yoyle!
- tries to eat yoyleberries*
Juice Box: ACK! I can't eat these yoyleberries!
Harry: Juice Box is out!
- Juice Box disappears from chart of contestants in challenge*
- Woody eats yoyleberry*
Woody: AAAHHH! *passes out*
Harry: Woody's out!
- Woody disappears from chart of contestants in challenge*
1 hour of pathetic failure later...
- Everyone slowly eating yoyleberries in exhaust*
Harry: Come on! You can do it!
- Bowling Ball falls over*
- Bowling Ball dissapears from chart*
Harry: It's all down to Square, Chainsaw and Donut!
- Chainsaw silently standing*
Donut: You haven't even ate any yoyleberries!
Donut: Then again I'm still wondering how I'm eating these when my mouth is a hole...
Donut: Harry, Chainsaw isn't eating yoyleberries, so shouldn't he be out?
Harry: Hmm, I guess your right. Chainsaw is out!
2 hours of even patheticer failure later
Harry: OH COME ON! This should've been done hours ago!
- MePhone4 zips onto screen*
MePhone4: Hey that's my line!
- MePhone4 zips back off*
Donut: One...last...yoyleberry...*falls over*
Harry: Square and Donut get to pick the teams!
Square & Donut: ALRIGHT!
Harry: But, next episode!
Square & Donut: Wait, what?
Harry: Yeah, you heard me right! Next episode!
Balloon: Oh come o-*popped by Harry*
- episode ends*