Guitar: Hey Tune, I put my awesome songs that I play on meTunes, download them if you like Rock!
Tune: Umm, as far as I'm aware, I don't give a crap about what anyone says when it comes to music. I just listen to dubstep *puts headphones on and listens to Skrillex*
Guitar: You certainly don't give a crap alright. And you also have no taste in music.
Tune: Don't give a crap!
Harry: Are you guys ready to pick the teams?
Square and Donut: YEAH!
Harry: Good! Because we're going to start the team picking RIGHT NOW!
- Zip transition*
Harry: Since Square won the challenge, he picks first. Go ahead!
Square: I pick Circle! *Circle walks over* We're Shape Friends!
- Square and Circle high five*
Donut: Even though I complained at Chainsaw during the yoyleberry challenge, he could be useful and strong so I pick him. *Chainsaw walks over*
Chainsaw: If you didn't pick me, you wouldn't live.
Circle: Ooh! Pick Juice Box! He's friendly!
Square: Juice Box! Get over here, you can be on our side!
Juice Box: Nice choice!
Donut: Hey Taffy, your a fun guy, why don't you be on our team?
Taffy: YAYYYY!! *crazily shakes and zooms over to Donut's team*
Square: Jelly Bean is a fun one too you know! I pick 'em!
Jelly Bean: Nicer choice!
Taffy: How about Brownie!
Taffy: Well...uh.....um.......I don't know.
Donut: Well, whatever. Brownie, come here.
Brownie: Darp Derp Herpy!
Donut: Is it because he's derpy, Taffy?
Square: Hey Ice Cube! Come on down!
Ice Cube: Thanks for picking me! Pencil wouldn't- oh wait...
Donut: I think Woody is afraid of not being picked. Let's pick him.
Woody: *sighs in relief* *walks over*
Square: Why don't we pick Basketball! He's a tough guy!
Basketball: Alright, I don't know if i should be happy about that or not.
Square: You should be happy! Your on our team! :)
- cut to crowd of contestants not picked yet*
Donut: Poptart is a sweet like me.
- Poptart pops from crowd*
Square: Sun is always happy! Let's pick him!
- Sun pops from crowd*
Donut: Tuney, your with me
- Tune pops from crowd*
Square: Guitar is rocking out!
- Guitar pops from crowd*
Donut: Lollipop's got smarts.
- Lollipop pops from crowd*
Square: Hmm, Spikey Mervert?
- Spikey Mervert pops from crowd*
Donut: I suppose we can pick Bottle.
- Bottle pops from crowd*
Square: Bowling Ball is a nice guy!
- Bowling Ball pops from crowd, leaving only Balloon*
Balloon: Well well well, look who's left!
Donut: Shut up, your on my team.
Harry: Now we can begin the challenge! But first, Square, for winning the first challenge, you get a Convenient Token! Oh wait, did I forget to mention we have new tokens in this show? Whenever they are gotten, I'll explain them. Square, a Convenient Token can be used during a challenge and will give you a special item that will be helpful in that challenge.
Harry: Now let's spin the wheel!
- spins wheel and lands on Space Maze*
Harry: Is it really that surprising? Anyway this is a giant and challenging maze, however, there will be obstacles and other things that can get in your way, so be careful! So, everyone ready? START!
Balloon: I'm a good leader, so I will lead the way.
Donut: What gives you the right to be leader? I am the team captain afterall!
Balloon: Hey! What gives you the right to complain against me? Now follow!
- cut to Square's team*
Circle: Square, where should we go first?
Square: Well I have a GPS, and it says we should go this way!
Jelly Bean: OK!
- cut to Donut's team*
Balloon: Come on, keep up with the group! We're going left now!
Donut: Balloon, seriously, everyone on I.I hates you, and so does the community! I'm just giving a point!
Balloon: Shut up!
Brownie: Guys! Guys! Calm down!
Donut: I'm chill, I just think Balloon isn't such a good leader.
Taffy: Donut, you should lead the way. Square is leading his team afterall.
Donut: Yeah, I'll lead the way now, I choose things as the team captain, so let's march onward.
Balloon: Oh come on!
- cut to Square's team*
Juice Box: Hey guys, I think i see something up ahead!
- team crashes into rock*
Square: Uh oh, a rock!
Bowling Ball: Well, uh. I may be harder then the rock so I might be able to break it!
Basketball: You have a point. Guys, let's smash the rock with Bowling Ball!
- cut to Donut's team*
- Donut using binoculars*
Donut: Hey, the other team is stuck! We have an advantage! Let's get going!
Balloon: I don't feel like running!
- Everyone but Balloon runs while Balloon just walks*
Donut: Balloon, you have to keep up! The whole team has to be at the finish!
Lollipop: *facepalm* We are going to lose!
1 hour of doing nothing and pathetic failure later...
Square: Guys! We are getting to the end!
Cheez-It: But there's a gap!
Jelly Bean: Darn! How will we get there now?
Cheez-It: How about we use the power of...COOPERATION!
Square's Team: YAY!
Cheez-It: So I think we should make a bridge by using our hands and feet.
Circle: But how will the rest of us get to the finish?
Cheez-It: Easy! They'll get pulled over!
- cut to Donut's team*
- Woody walking and almost trips over gap ledge*
Donut: Well, here's the finish.
Taffy: But Balloon is sooooo far away!
Chainsaw: Affirmative. I have an idea. *pulls out sword*
Poptart: I don't think this is a time for murder, Chainsaw.
Chainsaw: DON'T TOUCH ME OR I'll SLICE YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Donut: Woah woah woah, maybe putting you on my team wasn't such a good idea. Now we need to get Balloon over here somehow!
Balloon: No way!
Poptart: WE HEARD THAT!
Lollipop: OK, let's just face it, we're going to lose.
Taffy: I have a grappling hook, so why don't we use that?
- slings grappling hook to Balloon*
Balloon: Uh guys?
- Balloon gets popped by Grappling Hook claw*
Poptart: NO! We are going to lose now! The Recover Pipe is all the way over to the main stand and it'll take forever to get back over here!
- cut to Recover Pipe as it recovers balloon
- fast dramatic music starts to play as Balloon runs over to the team and Square's team cooperates to the finish*
Donut: Come on!
Balloon: Almost there!
Cheez-It: We can do it!
Donut's Team: GO GO GO GO
Circle: Almost done!
- crazy cuts between Balloon, Donut's Team and Square's Team until Square's team presses the finish button*\
Harry: Square's team wins!
Donut: DANG IT! Balloon, this is your fault we lost!
Harry: By the way, you guys still have to give your teams names!
Square: Hmm, how about The Awesome Bunch!
Donut: I think I'll name the team The Serious Sweets, but I'm still mad we lost!
Tune: I don't give a crap. *listens to Eliminating BFDI*
- fade to elimination*
Harry: Serious Sweets, welcome to the main stand, where we are going to hold the elimination.
Harry: We have a crowd of characters from other object shows, who will decide who to vote on after seeing you guys do the challenge.
Harry: So crowd, go ahead and vote who you want out.
Knife: Chainsaw, Im the only one who can murder AND be sharp! *presses Chainsaw's elimination button*
Chainsaw: I WILL SLICE YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Leafy: Well, uh, I don't know who to vote for, I mean I've heard of Donut but I don't know if I should vote him or not. Uhh, Balloon seems to have done terrible in the challenge so I vote him. *presses Balloon's button*
Pickle: Balloon, your a jerk and you did terrible in the challenge too. *presses Balloon's button*
Pin: Donut is not good to cooperate with! *presses Donut's button*
Coiny: I think same. *presse's Donut's button*
Marshmallow: Balloon, everyone hates you! *presses Balloon's button*
Pencil: Smart Person Slapper! *presses Donut's button*
OJ: I can't deal with Balloon, he wasn't a good leader on Team Chickenleg. *presses Balloon's button*
Lightbulb: Like, Balloon, I can't deal with him in I.I or seeing him in BFTM. *presses Balloon's button*
Nickel: I agree. Balloon. *presses Balloon's button*
Firey: Balloon! *presses Balloon's button*
Baseball: Balloon. *presses Balloon's button*
Puffball: Ballooooooooon *presses Balloon's button*
Leafy: I change my vote to Balloon. *presses Balloon's button*
Balloony: Im a better balloon then Balloon! *presses Balloon's button*
Flower: Balloon! *presses Balloon's button*
Paper: Balloon! *presses Balloon's button*
- a bunch of BFDI, II, and Object Universe characters and recommended characters rapidly press Balloon's elimination button, like Ice Cube's elimination in BFDI episode 21.*
Harry: OK, I think we get the point. Balloon, you are eliminated!
Harry: Yes, you heard me right, your eliminated. And you get to take a nice short trip into the Black Hole of Failures!
- black hole opens and Balloon is sucked in*
Balloon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Balloon dissapears and black hole closes*
- fade to black and then fade to Square's team*
Square: I'm really glad we won guys!
Circle: Yeah! And now that sucky Balloon is gone!
Harry: AND Cheez-It gets a token for coming up with cooperation!
Harry: Cheez-It, this is a Decision Token, this can be used before the wheel is spun which allows YOU to decide what the challenge is!
Cheez-It: Oh, that's pretty cool!
Tune: I don't give a crap. *listens to extremely annoying music*
Guitar: You STILL have no taste in music.
Harry: See you on the next episode of Brawl for The Moon!
- fade to credits*
- after credits, we see Balloon in the Black Hole of Failures*
Balloon: ....This sucks! I should just stay here cause no one likes me!
Balloon Fan: *zooming through hole* WHEEEEEEEEE *Balloon looks weirdly*
- episode ends*