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Juice Box: Yurrrr..... *weird angry face*

Ice Cube: Uh, what's up with him?

Bowling Ball: Juice Box gets space madness easily. 

Ice Cube: Why?

Bowling Ball: It's either because he worrys about Gun suddenly getting near him from his origination show, TOATI, or reasons unknown.

Ice Cube: That's very severe!

Bowling Ball: I know.

Juice Box: Jurrr...ANGRY! I AM AN ANGRY HIPPIE AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!

Bowling Ball: Nobody cares Juice Box!

  • intro*

Harry: Welcome back to Brawl for The Moon!

Harry: On the last episode, Serious Sweets lost and the object everyone hates, Balloon, was eliminated!

Harry: Before we begin the challenge, we will spin the wheel to randomly choose a token winner!

  • spins wheel*
  • lands on Donut*

Donut. Cool. *grabs token*

Donut: Huh? This token has a question mark on it!

Harry: Oh! That's a Random Token! That will randomly change to any token usable at that point.

Harry: Now let's begin the challenge!

  • spins wheel and lands on Survive the ambush of razor saws*

Cheez-It: Something tells me Chainsaw hijacked the wheel after landing on that.

Chainsaw: .....

Cheez-It: Say something you mute idiot!

  • Chainsaw uses freezing syringe on Cheez-It*

Chainsaw: Don't insult me. Im a silent killer.

Balloon: All you did was freeze him, not kill him.

Donut: WHAT THE?!

Harry: Balloon, what are you doing here? You were eliminated! I think we have to keep you from escaping and I know just how. Locking you in a box!

Balloon: WHAT?!

  • Harry locks Balloon in small box and throws him back into BHOF as it closes*

Harry: OK so anyway, the challenge is to survive the ambush of razor saws.

Harry: If you get hit, you are out of the challenge.

Harry: START!

  • razor saw zips by Bowling Ball as he dodges it*

Bowling Ball: Woah! These things are fast!

Square: It'd be even worse if there were so many coming by at once!

  • razor saw zips by Square and dodge*\

Square: Aah!

  • cut to Woody freaking out and moving all around with different freaky poses while saws pass right past him*

Woody: AAAAHAAAAAAHHAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHH

Circle: Woody doesn't seem like he was meant for this challenge even though he's somehow dodging the saws.

Circle: I think we should try doing what he's doing.

Square: Uhh..um..alright?

  • Square and Circle spazzing out making weird noises and doing what Woody was doing*

Square & Circle: BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA

Cheez-It: Why are you guys spazzing out?

Circle: Woody's spazzing out and somehow dodging the saws, so we're doing the same.

Cheez-It: Should I try it?

Square: Well, we can't have too many people doing the same strategy.

Cheez-It: Whatever.

  • Cheez-It begins spazzing out and then gets sliced*

Square: Oh no!

Harry: Cheez-It is out!

  • Cheez-It dissapears from Surviving Contestants chart*

Donut: I'm soft enough to get sliced, so I have to be careful.

Chainsaw: CAREFUL IS WORTHLESS!

  • Chainsaw slices Donut with his blade*

Brownie: Ooh! Cherry jelly filling! *eats filling*

Harry: Chainsaw, FYI, contestants are only out of the challenge if they are sliced by the razor saws so it doesn't count.

  • Donut recovered by Recovering Pipe*

Donut: Don't ever do that again.

Chainsaw: I never forgive.

  • Chainsaw gets hit by razor saw but doesn't die*

Chainsaw: Ha! I didn't die so I'm still in!

Harry: Yeah, well, the razor saws attract to things that they hit if they don't die, and they explode.

Chainsaw: Wha? *Chainsaw explodes by razor saw*

  • Chainsaw dissapears from chart*

Basketball: Ugh, I move so slowly because of how heavy I am!

Bowling Ball: That's strange, I'm a lot heavier and yet I move quickly enough.

Basketball: URRRGH! *trying to move faster but gets sliced by razor saw*

  • Basketball dissapears from chart*

Jelly Bean: Good thing I've got this Sticky Exploding Razor Saw-proof Shield from Wal-Mart!

  • starts playing MC Hammer's Cant Touch This*
  • Jelly Bean dodging all the saws*

Circle: Isn't that cheating?

Jelly Bean: Not in my book.

Square: *reads dictionary* Not in mine either*

  • repetitive cymbal crash while Square makes weird face then quickly gets sliced*

20 minutes of stuff later...

  • Circle and Woody still spazzing out*
  • Cant Touch This playing but very sped up while Jelly Bean is spinning around quickly with shield*

Lollipop: You guys are idiots.

  • record scratch*
  • Woody suddenly gets angry*

Woody: Did you just call me an idiot?

Lollipop: Um, Woody? Is something wrong?

  • Woody turns red*

Woody: NOBODY CALLS ME AN IDIOT! THAT'S WHEN I GO INTO *monster voice* RAGE MODE!!! 

  • dramatic music plays as Woody throws razor saw at Lollipop and Lollipop gets sliced*
  • Woody goes back to normal*

Harry: Iiii, guess that counts because Lollipop got sliced by a saw? Also, that was total friendly fire.

  • Lollipop dissapears from chart*

Circle: WOAH! Woody, what was that?

Woody: Ehh...

Circle: Aaannd it's gone.

  • Woody spots razor saw*

Woody: AAAHHH-*gets sliced*

Circle: I'm just gonna get back to spazzing now.

Circle: *spazzing* EUHAEUHABABABABABABABA

Harry: OK, halfway mark! Let's see who's still in!

Harry: On Square's team, Circle, Bottle and Jelly Bean are still in.

Harry: On Donut's team, Donut, Brownie and Taffy are still in.

Harry: Anything could happen!

Bottle: I haven't been seen at all in this episode and yet I'm still in!

Harry: What a coincedince! For that, you get a Win Token.

Bottle: YOYLECAKE!

  • Bubble zips up onto screen*

Bubble: Hoy, thoit's moy loine! (Hey, that's my line!)

  • Bubble zips back down*

Harry: We really need to stop copying people's lines.

Harry: Now, let's get back to the challenge!

  • quick zips between Circle spazzing, Jelly Bean dodging saws with Can't Touch This playing, Bottle using sneaky tactics, and Donut's team all trying to dodge saws.*

20 more minutes later...

  • zoom in to the Non-Survivors Box*

Cheez-It: So, Chainsaw, how did you die? Aren't you made of metal?

Chainsaw: The razor saws explode on you if you don't get killed by them.

Cheez-It: OK then. Sun, how did you die?

Sun: Err...you don't wanna know.

  • flashback*

Sun: Uh oh!

  • gets hit by razor saw and light beams start to crack out of Sun and everything starts shaking as he explodes*
  • flashback over*
  • Chainsaw looks out window*

Cheez-It: Hey, the challenge is almost over!

Harry: We're down to the two last contestants! Jelly Bean and Brownie!

Brownie: Hasn't Jelly Bean been cheating with his shield?

Harry: That doesn't count as cheating.

Brownie: Whatever then.

10 minutes later...UGH...what is with all these Laters?

Brownie: Ugh, I can't take it anymore! This is taking forever!

  • Brownie grabs razor saw and hammer, smashes Jelly Bean's shield with the hammer and slices Jelly Bean with razor saw*

Harry: Well...that was....interesting.

Harry: I...guess Donut's team wins. Let's get to the Elimination Area!

  • fade to elimination*

Harry: So, this time our voters are several different Davids made with the David cloner.

Square's Entire Team: AW GOD! No way. SERIOUSLY?! What? What? Ugh!

Harry: Don't be complaining! It's not that bad.

David: Aw Seriously Seriously? Aw Aw Seriously? Aw Seriously?

  • Presses Jelly Bean's button*

Harry: Um, Juice Box? Why do you have a sombrero on?

Juice Box: CHAIRS AND HIPPIES!

Bowling Ball: He still has Space Madness.

Dora: *spanish gibberish with subtitles that say I vote Cheez-It because he copied Square and Circle's method. YUMMY ISLANDS!*

  • presses Cheez-It's button*

Leaf David: AW AW AW AW SERIOUSLY?!

  • presses Cheez-It's button*

Bubble David: AW SERIOUSLY?!

  • presses Cheez-It's button*

Cheez-It: WHY ME?!

Flower David: AW AW AW SERIOUS-SERIOUSLY?!

  • presses Jelly Bean's button*

Waluigi David: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SERIOUSLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!

  • presses Circle's button*

Mario David: AW AW AW AW AW SERSERSERIOUSLY???

  • presses Jelly Bean's button*

Circle: Wow, this is a really close elimination. *sarcastic*

Puffball David: AWAWAWAWAWAW SERRRRRRRSERIOUSIOUSLY?!

  • presses Circle's button*

Ice Cube David: !?YLSUOIRES WA

  • presses Cheez-It's button*

Over 500 Aw Seriouslys later...

Harry: We're almost done with the elimination! We have one last David voting, and that's Extremely Long Talking Aw Seriously Spamming Very Annoying Subtitled Leafy Icy Bubbly Flowery Puffbally Mario Luigi Waluigi Wario Sub-Gibberish Spanish Justin Bieber Coiny Donuty Blocky Bomby Slow and Fast Talking Weird Glitched Up Retarded David! Make sure your body is ready.

ELTASSVASLIBFPMLWWSGSJBCDBBSAFTWGURD (Long Named David Clone): AW AW AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW A A A A *static* BABY *spanish gibberish AW AW AW AW AW AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW BABY BABY *static* *spanish gibberish* AW SERIOUSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?! LY LY LY *static* DURRRRRRRRR-HIPPIE *static* SERIOUSLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYY AW AW AW AW AW YLSUOIRES WA *static* YBAB AW AW AW AW *static* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SERIOUSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AW AW AW-

2 hours of long, glitchy, weird, annoying, reversed, fast, gibberish, slow, and aw seriouslyish speech later...

Long Named David Clone: *static* *upside down* BABY AW SERIOUSLY AW BABY! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW AW AW AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SERIOUSLY SERSERIOUSAW LAW LAW AWWW WBABY WHNJIEHBNU*IEHDN*UHNUJIEHBHIJRnbuijenwhfuwebnrfbweuifbniWABYBRYBGERFBEUF*UFHBJIFGBYEGBGBGYYG AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SERIOUSLY?!

  • dramatic zoom on Jelly Bean, then Cheez-It, then Circle, then the whole team*
  • Long Named David Clone presses Cheez-It's button*

Cheez-It: WHAAAATTT??

Harry: Sorry Cheez-It. It looks like you have to go to the Black Hole of Failures.

  • opens hole as Cheez-It is sucked in*

Cheez-It: I'LL BE BACK! YOU GUYS MADE A MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!! *dissapears and BHOF closes*

  • fade to black then to main area*

Donut: Yes! Our team won!

Juice Box: Jurrrr... DURR OURRR TURRMMM LURRSSTT GUYS!

Square: It's ok, we're still the best team ever!

Bowling Ball: Although you really need to lose your Space Madness dude.

Juice Box: I AM BROCOLLI MAN!

Bowling Ball: No, your Juice Box!

Harry: See you on the next episode of BFTM!

  • credits*
  • fade to BHOF*

Cheez-It: *getting sucked in* WAAAAHHHHHHH-oof!

Cheez-It: So this is what it's like in the BHOF.

Balloon: *shaking in box yelling, ununderstandable*

Cheez-It: Shut your mouth.

  • cut to black*

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