Ultimate Object World is created by Jacob Fairclough. (The one who owns this wiki page) NOTE: This is set before BFDIA 6 and II 2 Episode 8, but I changed some bits so Pin still has her limbs and Marshmallow and Apple are still friends.
Season 2: Ultimate Object Land
Episode 1: The Contest Starts[]
MePhone4: Hello everyone, and welcome to Ultimate Object World, me and the Announcer Speaker Box will host it.
Announcer: That's right readers, me and MePhone4 will host, anyways, the contestants are Firey, Leafy, Bubble, Flower, Spongy, Rocky, Ice Cube, David, Pencil, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pen, Eraser, Match, Snowball, Coiny, Golf Ball, Teardrop, Needle, Pin, Woody, Gelatin, Book, Ruby, Fries, Bomby, Yellow Face, Puffball, Dora, Donut, OJ, Taco, Paper, Pickle, Bow, Apple, Marshmallow, Bomb, Paintbrush, Salt, Lightbulb, Pepper, Balloon, Nickel, Knife, Baseball, Fan, Suitcase, Microphone, Soap, Test Tube, Cheesy, Yin-Yang, Dough, Box, Trophy, Cherries and Tissues, speaking of Bow, Dough and Woody, where are they... *Pause* Oh that's right, they all died.
Pin: I've got this. (Uses HPRC to bring Dough, Bow and Woody back to life)
Bow: Oh my chairs, what like happened?
MePhone4: Anyways, let's get to the challenge.
Leafy: But what about the teams.
Announcer: No teams, because if I put teams in, N would kill me, as he thinks teams are unfair.
N (Credit to NoNameUltimate): It's true.
Leafy: OK, but since everyone from my show, except some hate me, I'm ripping that certificate I got. (Rips certificate for Dream Island apart, and Dream Island reappears.)
Pen: It's about time you gave Dream Island back.
Leafy: So, are we friends now.
Pencil: You know what? Sure, the more friends the better.
Leafy: :)
Announcer: Anyways, the challenge is the classic Bar Challenge from BFDI Episode 1, but there's a twist, the 48 that are still on will be voted on for the prize, but the 10 that fall of 1st are up for elimination. GO!
Leafy: After winning this challenge and getting into the Final 3 on BFDI, this sould be a breeze.
Knife: *Pushes Trophy off* That's what you get for blackmailing me!
Apple: What does blackmailing mean?
Bow: I don't like know, but if Marsh if friends with you, then I guess I'm friends with you too, Kiwi, I mean Apple.
Marshmallow: It's good to see we're finally getting along with each other, oh, and Bow, sorry for putting you in that box, that made you fall of the Crappy Cliff and killing yourself.
Bow: It's alright, I understand.
Spongy: *Falls off since he's fat* Uh-oh.
Firey: *Pushes Coiny off* Ha ha.
Donut: What sense is a show without teams, I'm jumping off. *Jumps off*
N: Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.
Puffball: This is actually easy when you can fly.
Gelatin: I'm pretty sure that's cheating. *Freezes Puffball with Freeze Juice and Puffball falls off*
Tissues: Goys, moy condishion is reully getting bad goys *A-CHOO*! *Falls off*
Pin: *Pushes Flower off* That's what you get for being a jerk to everyone.
Yin-Yang: (Yang: I think we need to move a little to the left.) (Yin: NO! We should over to the right.) (Yang: SHUT UP!) *They slap each other repeatedly knock Box off and fall off the Bar*
MePhone4: So, only 1 contestant to fall off, who will it be.
Lightbulb: *Pushes Paintbrush off* Sorry Paintbrush, but the reason I did was for you being the most Judgemental thing ever!
Announcer: OK? So, Trophy, Spongy, Coiny, Donut, Puffball, Tissues, Flower, Yin-Yang, Box and Paintbrush are up for elimination, so viewers, vote for someone to get a prize and vote for someone to be eliminated.
Episode 2: Christmas Wishes[]
MePhone4: Welcome back to Ultimate Object World.
(at the elimination)
Announcer: OK, you 10, we got 10 votes, which is a good start.
Coiny: Isn't it a bit ironic that there are 10 votes and 10 people that are UFE.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, Trophy, Spongy, Donut, Puffball, Box and Paintbrush all received 0 likes, so they don't get a prize.
Puffball: What!?! How can someone get more likes then me.
MePhone4: Tissues, Flower and Yin-Yang all received 1 like, so they receive a prize neither.
Flower: I'LL CRUSH THE 4 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T FOR ME TO GET THE PRIZE!
MePhone4: They lost to Coiny, who got 2 likes.
Puffball: (Pause) Wow, er, I really wish I got the most likes, but, congratulations.
Coiny: Thank you, anyways, what do I win.
MePhone4: It's a Christmas ornament, it'll help you in this challenge.
Coiny: OK.
Announcer: Now let's get to the dislikes, and since I'm nice, I decided to get Strawberry Cake, also, if you're eliminated, you'll be flung by the person tosser then you'll be punched by the Fist Thingy mid flight and fall into the Rejection Portal where you'll end up in the TLC within the LOL which has been relocated to Idiotic Island.
Paintbrush: Really?
Announcer: SHUT UP! Anyways, to start, Spongy, Donut, Puffball, Tissues, Yin-Yang and Box all received 0 dislikes so they all live another episode.
(Spongy, Donut, Puffball, Tissues, Yin-Yang and Box get cake)
Yin-Yang: (Yin: YES! Yang: NO!)
Announcer: So it's either Trophy, Coiny, Flower or Paintbrush to be eliminated, and you all have good reasons to be eliminated, Trophy, you're a jerk and you blackmailed Knife.
Trophy: How did you...
Announcer: Coiny, people seem to hate you being a former Firey Slapper.
Coiny: Whatever.
Announcer: Flower, people voted you for obvious reasons.
Flower: GRR!
Announcer: And Paintbrush, you argued with Lightbulb in Episode 4 of II 2.
Paintbrush: But it was only because I hated Lightbulb's idea, it did work at the end.
Announcer: Whatever, anyways, safe at 1 dislike is...
(Trophy, Coiny, Flower and Paintbrush stare in distress)
Announcer: Everyone but Flower, who got 2 dislikes, so she's eliminated.
(Trophy, Coiny and Paintbrush get cake)
Flower: OH MY GARDENER! WHAT!?! I'LL CRUSH THE 2 PEOPLE WHO VOTED ME! (get flung, hit by the Fist Thingy, lands in the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island.)
Match: OMG, that was so like affective.
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is to decorate the Christmas Tree like in Episode 9 of II Season 1, the 9 people with the worse st trees are up for elimination. GO!
Pin: Hey Coiny, do have ideas of what I can do for my tree.
Coiny: Why are you asking me, your ideas are your ideas.
Pin: Oh.
Cheesy: Yeah Pin, try thinking your OWN ideas. *Slaps knee*
Ice Cube: I don't have arms.
Suitcase: Me neither.
MePhone4: Just try!
Lightbulb: Hmm, I wonder, how I can decorate this tree.
(Later)
Lightbulb: I think I have a ide... *Trips over Rocky* WOAH. *Shatters* *Recovers through the MRC*
Dough: I like stairs, bears, mayors, and uh, I just like anything that rhymes with chairs I guess.
Firey: I'm done with my tree.
OJ: Me too.
(Later after everybody's shown their tree)
Announcer: Well, after calculating the results, Donut, Trophy, Woody, Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, Box and Knife are up for elimination, so viewers, vote.
Episode 3: Hide & Go Seek Contestants[]
Mephone4: It's Elimination Time.
(At the elimination)
Announcer: So, we got 13 votes overall, today's prizes is Key Lime Pie.
Blocky: *Gulp* I hope those votes aren't all for me.
Eraser: Of course not Blocky, presides, there's prize voting too.
Blocky: Oh yeah, thanks Eraser.
MePhone4: Anyways, the people with 0 likes are Donut, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, Box and Knife.
Knife and Snowball: GOD DAMMIT!
MePhone4: Woody and Trophy got 1 like and Pen got a record of 5 likes, so Pen wins the prize.
Pen: Yes, what's my prize?
Announcer: Contestant Scanning Glasses, they'll help you in the challenge.
Pen: OK.
Announcer: Now, the people safe with 0 dislikes are Pen, Eraser, Snowball, Knife and Box.
(Pen, Eraser, Snowball, Knife and Box get Key Lime Pie)
Blocky: I'M SCARED! D:
MePhone4: No worries, you're also safe with 0 dislikes.
(Blocky gets Key Lime Pie)
Blocky: YAY!
MePhone4: The rest of you, got dislikes, safe at 1 dislike is... (pause) Trophy.
(Trophy gets Key Lime Pie)
Trophy: FINALLY! >:(
Announcer: So either Donut or Woody will be eliminated..
(Donut and Woody stare in distress)
MePhone4: Woody...
Woody: *Panics*
MePhone4: Is safe with 2 dislikes, so Donut's eliminated with 3 dislikes.
Woody: *Sighs in relive* (Gets Key Lime Pie)
Donut: Are you serious?!? How did I lose to someone who's scared of everything?!? This is ridiculous!
Announcer: See ya Donut, thank you so much for playing, NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!
Donut: Fine, goodBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Gets Flung, Punched into the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island)
MePhone4: Now that Donut's eliminated, we have the final 56, congrats, anyways, the next challenge is a hide and seek challenge.
Fries: Isn't that game for 5 years olds?
MePhone4: Just stop interrupting already, anyways, you will be going around the island and looking for hiding places, Pen, the contestant scanning glasses will come in handle this challenge, as it'll show you who's been captured and who's been caught, also, special guest, Red Circle from Shape Battle will try to find you, OK?
Everyone: Yes.
Announcer: Go.
(Later)
Ice Cube *Walks to Pin* Pin!
Pin: Oh, hey Icy.
Ice Cube: I just wanted to ask, Teardrop got most likes in BFDIA 4 but somehow got the most dislikes to be eliminated, how did that happen?
Pin: I'm not sure, Teardrop just got the most dislikes out of the blue.
Ice Cube *Annoyed* Is that meant to be funny?
Pin: It is since you're light blue.
Lightbulb: *Hiding behind bush* Phew, that was a close one.
Red Circle *Walks to the bush and finds Lightbulb* Aaahhhhhhhhh!
Lightbulb: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Announcer: Well, it looks like Lightbulb is now caught, so she is out.
Lightbulb: Awww. :(
Marshmallow: Oh gosh, I hope I don't get caught.
Box: ...
MePhone4: Uh, I don't think you can just stand there and let yourself get caught, so I guess Box is disqualified.
(Meanwhile)
Red Circle: Soon enough, I'll find those contestants, and they'll be up for elimination for sure.
(Pencil and Match are hiding up a tree)
Pencil: Do you think Circle will find us up here?
Match: No Pence Pence, trust me, contestants like barely hide here.
Pencil: Uh, what?
Match: Contestants like barely hide here.
Pencil: That's ridiculous.
Match: Well, it is like true.
Pencil: Oh no, Circle's coming, quiet down. *He and Match go under the leaves.*
Red Circle: *Looks at the tree* Nah, no one here, I thought Pencil and Match were here, oh well. *Runs to MePhone4*
MePhone4: So, how many contestants have found so far circle.
Red Circle: 1, but I would've gotten 3 if Pencil and Match hadn't disappeared.
MePhone4: Go back and find at least 4 more people.
Red Circle: Fine. *Runs off and finds Trophy* Found you!
Trophy: DANG IT!
Balloon: (pause) Why haven't I been found yet?
Red Circle: *finds Fries* Found the guy that made his team lose in BFDIA 2.
Fries: What? I didn't lose for my team in BFDIA 2.
Red Circle: Not True.
Suitcase: Circle hasn't seen me yet, that must mean I'm invisible!
Knife: *Off-Screen* Don't believe any word you just said, he will find you.
Red Circle: I found Trophy, Fries, Yellow Face and Bomby.
MePhone4: Well viewers, it looks like 6 people are up for elimination, those include Lightbulb, Trophy, Fries, Yellow Face and Bomby, Box is also up for elimination due to being disqualified, so, vote any of the contestants mentioned to be eliminated or to win a prize.
Episode 4: Talent Show of Skills[]
Announcer: Time for the Elimination.
(At the elimination)
MePhone4: OK, you 6, we got 11 votes, that's 2 less then last time but we're good with it.
Fries: Can we just get to the important stuff, that's all we need to know.
Announcer: Yes Fries, we can, also, did you know that you won the prize with 3 likes, easily beating Lightbulb and Bomby, who got 1 like each?
Fries: Wow, that's so awesome. :) So what is it.
MePhone4: A iPhone, you know because I'm just so nice, anyways, the prizes for today are chunks of ice.
Trophy: What? Chunks of Ice? Can't it be anything besides...
Brown Rectangle (From Shape Battle): Yeah I know right. (Pause) *Punched by the Fist Thingy*
Announcer: Anyways, almost everyone got 0 dislikes and those people with 0 dislikes are Lightbulb, Bomby and Yellow Face.
(Lightbulb, Bomby and Yellow Face get ice chunks, but Lightbulb's ice chunk shatters her)
Announcer: With only 1 dislike against him, Fries is safe.
(Fries gets a ice chunk.)
Announcer: Trophy, in episode's 2 and 3, you received 1 dislike.
Trophy: I know.
Announcer: For this episode, you received 3 dislikes, while Box only received 2 dislikes, you're eliminated.
(Box gets a ice chunk.)
Trophy: WHAT?! You can't be serious!
Announcer: Sorry Trophy, even though you were safe at 2 eliminations, you've finally been eliminated at this one.
Cheesy: Funny that Trophy's a trophy, but he's losing!
Pencil: IKR.
(Knife starts walking up)
Trophy: Why do people hate me so...?! (Knife falcon kicks him into the portal and Trophy lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island)
(In the TLC)
Donut: I feel your pain Trophy, I didn't deserve to eliminated niether. :(
Trophy: SHUT UP!
(Back to the remaining contestants)
MePhone4: Now that Trophy's gone, we can start the challenge, and this one will have guests, 1st one is Blue Planet, the host of Challenge to Win.
Blue Planet (Credit to Ctnumber): Hi guys.
MePhone: Next is Napkin from Battle for Isle Sleep.
Napkin (Credit to Nmcconnell): Thanks for letting me in MePhone. (Authors Note, wanna know why Napkin knows MePhone4, see Nmcconnell's fanfic Inanimate Insanity II The Tiring House to find out why.)
MePhone4: And the last one is Moustace from Object Craziness and Object Chaos.
Moustace (Credit to Jay28jay2): Hey Guys, what's up?
Announcer: Anyways, this challenge is a talent show, you have 1 hour to decide what your do, so start.
(Pencil and Match)
Pencil: Hey, I know exactly what I'll do.
Match: So do I.
(switch to Bubble)
Bubble: Hmmm, I'm gonna try and coime up soimething extra gooid.
(switch to Baseball and Nickel)
Baseball: Nickel, are you gonna get ready?
Nickel: Not really.
Baseball: How come?
Nickel: I've just got the time in my head telling me that I won't find a talent in time.
(switch to Marshmallow, Apple and Bow)
Apple: I'm not ready as well, it'll take me too long to prepare.
Marshmallow: It's OK Apple, I mean, I'm sure MePhone will understand.
Apple: I guess you're right.
Bow: My talent will have chairs in it.
(Switch to Pin and Needle)
Pin: uh, Needy.
Needle: *Slaps Pin* Don't call me Needy, but what is it?
Pin: I was gonna ask if you got any ideas for what I should do for the stage.
Needle: Why are asking me Pin?
Pin: I don't really know.
(60 minutes later)
Announcer: OK, now let's see how everyone did, 1st up is Apple.
Apple: *Walks up to the judges* Sorry MePhone, I'm not ready yet, can you show mine later.
MePhone4: Sure, anyways, Balloon, get on the stage.
(Later after everyone has shown their talents)
Announcer: Well, after calculating the results, Box, Taco, Paintbrush, Golf Ball, Snowball and Blocky are up for elimination, so viewers, vote to eliminate one of them.
Episode 5: Good Things Come and Go[]
Announcer: :Let's get to the elimination.
(At the elimination)
MePhone4: We got 11 votes, it isn't more than last but isn't less than last time as well.
Announcer: Anyways, Paintbrush won the prize with 3 likes, while Box and Blocky only got 1 like.
Paintbrush: Wow, that's surprisingly good.
Announcer: Yeah, it is, anyways, your prize is a map, it'll help you in the next challenge.
MePhone4: Now, let's get to the dislikes, the prizes for this elimination is Ice Cream Cake, and I can announce that Paintbrush, Golf Ball and Blocky got 0 dislikes.
(Paintbrush, Golf Ball and Blocky get Ice Cream Cake)
MePhone4: Box, Taco, Snowball, one of you will be eliminated.
Snowball: *gulp*
MePhone4: Snowball, I don't know why you're looking scared cause you only got 1 dislike.
(Snowball gets Ice Cream Cake)
Snowball: Yes, safe for another episode.
(Box and Taco stare in distress)
MePhone4: Box is eliminated with 3 dislikes, while Taco is safe at 2 dislikes.
(Taco gets Ice Cream Cake)
Taco: *In British accent* That was a close one.
MePhone4: Box, it's time to say goodbye.
Box: ... (Fist Thingy punches him into the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island)
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is to escape from a maze.
Paintbrush: So this is a map of the maze?
Announcer: Yep, however, to make things fair, I didn't put the directions on, or where the start or end are.
Paintbrush: Darn.
OJ: Hey Paper, wanna work together.
Paper: Well duh, we're in a alliance.
OJ: Good point.
Tennis Ball: Hey Golf Ball, should we go that way. *Points to the right*
Golf Ball: Sure, why not.
(2 hours later)
Announcer: Well, it looks like everyone except Taco, Yin-Yang, Tissues, David, Dora and Yellow Face, so those 6 are up for elimination.
David: Aw seriously?
MePhone4: Vote now.
Episode 6: Race of the Decade[]
Announcer: it's time for elimination, hip hip hooray.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: So, we got 9 votes this time, and I know it's just me, but seriously, why are the votes going down, if it goes down again, I'm gonna cancel the show.
Contestants: WHAT!?!
Announcer: JK, I love this show too much to cancel it, I just hope we get more votes next time.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, long story short, Yin-Yang got 3 likes and oddly enough, Dora got 1 like, so Yin-Yang wins the prize.
Yin-Yang: (Yin: YES. Yang: No *Pause* I mean yes.)
MePhone4: Your prize is immunity into the final 50.
Yellow Face: Am I safe? :(
MePhone4: Yes Yellow Face, as you got 0 dislikes.
Announcer: Also, a cake was too expensive, so I have cupcakes instead.
(Yellow Face gets a cupcakes)
MePhone4: Yin-Yang, Tissues and David also received 0 dislikes.
(Yin-Yang, Tissues and David get cupcakes)
Announcer: Taco and Dora, one of you will be going to the TLC, even though will could send you to Hotel OJ, but due to budget cuts and other things...
MePhone4: Anyways, the final person safe is...
(Dora and Taco stare in distress)
MePhone4: Dora, with only 2 dislikes, sorry Taco, but you've been eliminated with 3 dislikes.
(Dora gets a cupcake)
Dora: Que era estrecha. (That was a close one.)
Taco: WHAT?!? My days on the show are numbered, this is impossible.
Announcer: Taco, I would love it if you got flung already.
Taco: I'LL GET MY REVENGE! *Gets flung into the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island.*
MePhone4: After 5 eliminations, we're down to the final 53, the next challenge is a race, you'll be going around this island and back again.
Apple: This should be easy.
Announcer: Go.
Pen: OK, let's do this. *Runs past Coiny
Coiny: Aw really?
(30 minutes later)
Coiny: OK I'm here.
Announcer: That means Spongy, Snowball, Yellow Face, Bomby, Blocky and Golf Ball are up for elimination, so vote.
Episode 7: Recovery Center Building[]
(In the TLC)
Taco: Ugh, I can't believe I got eliminated, this is stupid.
Trophy: Well it could be much worst.
Taco: Yeah, how?
Trophy: Well let's see, if Knife's eliminated, them I'll have to deal with him
Taco: But dude, that's your problem, not mine.
Trophy: I know.
Flower: Well, if you find someway out of this box, I'm coming with yer!
Taco: Ugh, no way Flower, no one likes you.
Flower: I'M COMING WITH YOU IF YOU FIND SOMEWAY OUT OF THIS BOX OR ELSE!!!!
(Meanwhile)
MePhone4: OK guys, it's time for the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Welcome to the elimination you 6, and this time we got 15 votes, that's a record.
MePhone4: GB, you got 0 likes, possibly for being a bossy bot.
Golf Ball: Whatever.
Snowball: It's pretty obvious that Spongy won't win the prize, since I'm just so awesome.
MePhone4: Snowball, Bomby and Blocky, I'm sorry but you 3 only got 1 like each.
Snowball: WHAT!?!
MePhone4: Yellow Face got 2 likes and Spongy got 3 likes, so Spongy wins the prize.
Spongy: YAY!
MePhone4: Your prize is a tool box, I'll explain why you'll need it in the challenge, now it's time for the dislikes, and speaking of Spongy, he's safe with 0 dislikes, also, the prize is modeling clay.
(Spongy gets Modeling Clay)
Announcer: Golf Ball and Yellow Face got 0 dislikes also, and Blocky got 1 dislike.
(Golf Ball, Yellow Face and Blocky get Modeling Clay)
MePhone4: Bomby and Snowball, one of you will be the last one safe, with only 2 dislikes, and that person is...
(Bomby and Snowball stare in distress)
MePhone4: Bomby, while Snowball is eliminated with a record of 4 dislikes.
(Bomby gets Modeling Clay)
Snowball (Is flung in the Rejection Portal) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Lands in the TLC within the LOL within Idiotic Island.)
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is to build a working URC. (Ultimate Recovery Center)
David: Aw really.
Announcer: Yep, it was recommended by NoNameUltimate.
Book: You're getting contest ideas from the readers?
MePhone4: Yep, anyways, GO.
Spongy: I wonder if the tool box will help me.
Nickel: It will.
Spongy: OK.
Pencil: Well Match, Spongy might have the advantage but I know we can do this.
Match: Yeah, I like agree.
Leafy: Hey Woody, you need help?
Woody: *nods*
Leafy: Speakery, can some contestants work together?
Announcer: Yeah, cause hey, what are friends for?
Pin: Hmmm, let's see. (Starts building a URC)
Gelatin: OK, I may have cheated in Super Dumb Objects, but I joined this game so I can redeem myself, and so far so good, now time to build a URC. (Starts building)
Bomb: Iiiiii Betttttttter sttttartttt buiiiillllldiiiiiing tttthe URC. (Starts building)
(A few minutes later)
MePhone4: Times up.
(After looking at everyone's URC)
MePhone4: Well, Pencil, Match, Salt, Pepper, Baseball, Nickel, Blocky, Rocky, Coiny and Fries are up for elimination, but the viewers won't be voting this time, you guys will.
Baseball: How come?
MePhone4: Because one of the 6 eliminated contestants will rejoin the game.
Baseball: Oh OK.
MePhone4: And to make things more suspenseful, this elimination will be a double elimination.
Salt and Pepper: But that like means.
Announcer: Yep, next episode, 2 of you will be going home, so viewers, vote for Flower,
Flower: YOU BETTER VOTE ME OR I'LL TWIST YOU!
Announcer: Donut,
Donut: Come on guys, vote for me, I'm sorry for being mean, just give me a 2nd chance guys.
Announcer: Trophy,
Trophy: Do you know what it's like to be locked in a box with a Flower who thinks we'll be her slaves, IT'S NOT FUN, IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT, SO VOTE FOR ME!
Announcer: Box,
Box: ...
Announcer: Taco,
Taco: I don't know why I'm eliminated but VOTE FOR ME!
Announcer: And Snowball.
Snowball: I'm the only one who deserves to win UOW, the rest are all weak losers!
MePhone4: Vote any of these eliminated contestants to rejoin the game.
Episode 8: Robot Mayhem[]
(In the TLC)
Snowball: I hope I rejoin and don't lose to someone like Taco.
Taco: Snowball, you were just eliminated last episode, I highly doubt that you'll rejoin.
Flower: NO, I'M GONNA REJOIN BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT EITHER OF YOU!
(Meanwhile)
MePhone4: Hey guys, who wants the elimination to start?
Pickle: Sure, why not.
(After everyone voted)
Announcer: OK, after calculating the results, the 2 people eliminated are... (Pause) Match.
Match: WHAT!?! (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: And... (Pause) Pencil.
Pencil: WHAT!?! This machine thingy must be broken! (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
Ruby: That's just great, we lost 2 alliance members? Really?
Book: It is sad, but at least we still have Bubble and Ice Cube.
Announcer: Now let's get to the rejoin.
(At the Elimination Area)
MePhone4: Welcome to the rejoin, we got 7 rejoin votes in total, and we'll now display the results.
(Trophy = 0, Box = 0, Taco = 0, Flower = 1, Snowball = 2, Donut = 4)
Donut: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Flower: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Congratulations Donut, you rejoin the game, and since you rejoined, you get immunity this episode.
Donut: Awesome.
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is to survive robot versions of you.
Gelatin: OK.
(Robo Gelatin throws a knife at Gelatin)
Gelatin: *Recovers through Ultimate Recover Center* Cool, this thing actually works.
Announcer: Yeah, anyways, the 10 people who die are up for elimination, Gelatin's death doesn't count.
Gelatin: OK.
Announcer: GO!
Gelatin: Yikes. (Runs off)
Cheesy: Robot are so robotic since they're machinery (Slaps Knee)
(Robo Cheesy slices Cheesy with a knife)
(A few minutes)
Needle: *Sigh of relive* That was a close one.
MePhone4: So that means Cheesy, Knife, Microphone, Lightbulb, Spongy, Rocky, Coiny and Fries are up for elimination.
Episode 9: Breaking the Ice[]
(At the Elimination Area)
MePhone4: Alright everyone, today, we decided to start the elimination early, anyways, we got 12 votes in total.
Announcer: That is less then last time but all I can say is that Lightbulb won the prize with 3 likes, while Spongy only got 2.
Lightbulb: Yeah, what's my prize, is it cookies.
Announcer: yes, just don't too many though, now let's get to the dislikes, and I can say that one of you will be eliminated with the most votes a contestant has received here, oh, and a Cake was too expensive, so we have fish instead.
MePhone4: Anyways, Knife, Microphone, Lightbulb, Spongy, Rocky and Fries are all safe with 0 dislikes.
(All of them get fish)
MePhone4: So it's down to Coiny and Cheesy, the annoying one and the other coin.
Coiny: Hey, I'm not just some other coin.
MePhone4: Bla bla, don't care, but here's what I do care about, you're safe at only 1 dislike, while Cheesy is eliminated with a record of 6 dislikes.
Cheesy: WHAT?!? (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Final 50, now, onto the next challenge, it's ice breakers, now there's a little twist, the 10 people who stay on will be up for prize voting, however, the 10 people that fall of 1st will be up for elimination, got it, good, GO.
Paintbrush: 1st things 1st.
Lightbulb (Pushes Paintbrush off) Nope.
Knife: (Kicks Rocky off)
Spongy: *slips and falls off, taking Knife, Fries, Yellow Face and Tissues with him*
Pin: *Pushes Soap off* Ha.
David: Aw seriously.
Blocky: Let's who I can push off. (Gets pushed off by Book) Whoa.
Gelatin: (Throws Freeze Juice at Puffball and she falls into the water) Again with floating in challenges like this.
(A few minutes later)
Announcer: So that means Pen, Leafy, Firey, Ice Cube, Gelatin, Marshmallow, Apple, OJ, Paper and Suitcase are up for prize voting while Paintbrush, Rocky, Spongy, Knife, Fries, Yellow Face, Tissues, Soap, Blocky and Puffball are up for elimination, so vote now.
Episode 10: Shelter Survival[]
Announcer: Let's get to the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK, this time we got 20 votes, Pen won the prize with 6 likes while Ice Cube, OJ and Paper only got 1 each while Suitcase only got 2 likes.
Pen: Yeah.
Announcer: Pen's prize is immunity into the final 45, now let's get to the dislikes, the prizes are fruitcake and I can say that Paintbrush, Knife, Spongy, Yellow Face and Tissues are all safe with 0 dislikes.
Knife: Are you kidding me? fruitcake? Really? (Gets hit in the face by fruitcake)
(Paintbrush, Spongy, Yellow Face and Tissues get fruitcake)
Announcer: Rocky, Fries and Soap are also safe at 1 dislike each.
(Rocky, Fries and Soap get fruitcake)
Fries: Well, I should've gotten no dislikes, you know?
Announcer: Blocky, Puffball, one of you will be eliminated, let's show the votes.
(Blocky = 2, Puffball = 4)
Announcer: And Blocky, you are safe at 2 dislikes.
(Blocky gets hit in the face by fruitcake)
Puffball: WHAT?!? I thought people liked me!?! D:
MePhone4: Well, you obviously though wrong, goodbye. (Freezes Puffball with freeze juice and throws her into the Rejection Portal)
(In the TLC)
Cheesy: So I say, get the wire outta self, but then he goes like, THAT'S STUPID!
(Puffball appears from the portal and hits Cheesy)
(Meanwhile)
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is to build your own shelter and after a month, MePhone4S will try to destroy them, the people who are still alive after half a hour wins, GO.
Pickle: *Builds shelter* This should work.
Tissues: *Sneezes on it*
Pickle: Tissues!?!
Tissues: Sorry.
Knife: Hmmmm, well, better get to work. *Builds shelter*
(1 month later)
MePhone4: You know what to do 4S?
MePhone4S: Yeah, I'll go destroy some shelters.
Gelatin: Here he comes. *Hides in shelter*
(30 minutes later)
Gelatin: Huh? *Sees that Tissues, Pickle, Yin-Yang, Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Knife had their shelters destroyed, *Sighs of relive* That was a close one.
MePhone4S: OK guys, I destroyed 6 shelters and those belonged to Tissues, Pickle, Yin-Yang, Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Knife.
MePhone4: And those 6 are up for elimination.
Episode 11: Elimination Tag[]
(In the TLC)
Trophy: Hmmm, hey guys, I've figured something out.
Snowball: What?
Trophy: Since Puffball's eliminated, we can go on her and fly out of the TLC.
Match: But don't you like know that the TLC only opens for 5 minutes every day.
Pencil: Yeah.
Trophy: Of course I do, what do you think?
(Meanwhile, at the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK guys, we got 10 votes, and all I've got to say is that this time, the elimination needs to be shorter, anyways, the prizes are nickels.
Announcer: Anyways, Lightbulb won the prize with 3 likes, while Yin-Yang and Paintbrush only got 1 each.
Lightbulb: Yes, but, why do you want the elimination shorter, I thought long eliminations make the episodes longer.
Announcer: Whatever, anyways, you're prize is a advantage in the next challenge.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Yin-Yang are safe with 0 dislikes, so they get nickels.
(Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Yin-Yang get nickels)
MePhone4: Knife, Pickle, Tissues, one of you will be eliminated.
Knife: Well it's pretty obvious that Tissues is gonna be eliminated since I'm just so awesome.
Tissues: :(
(Tissues = 1, Pickle = 1, Knife = 3)
Knife: WHAT?!? No No Wait, that's not how things are supose to go. (gets punched into the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC)
(In the TLC)
Knife: *Stares at Trophy* OH COME ON!
Trophy: Oh great, now I'm stuck with you. *Points at Knife*
Puffball: But the TLC is open now, we can escape. (Flower, Trophy (With Box in his hand), Taco, Snowball, Match, Pencil, Cheesy and Knife get on Puffball and Puffball flys out of the TLC)
MePhone4: Now with Knife gone, we can get on with the challenge.
Flower: OH NO YOU WON'T!
MePhone4: Flower?!? That must mean the eliminated contestants escaped.
Cheesy: No we didn't.
MePhone4: (Facepalms) You know what, the next challenge is a game of tag, the eliminated contestants are it, GO!
(The 48 current contestants run)
Announcer: The 10 contestants that are found are up for elimination.
Pin: Yikes.
Flower: *Finds Blocky* Ha!
Blocky: DAMN IT!
Trophy: *Finds Tennis Ball* Well well well, what do we have here.
Tennis Ball: Uh oh.
Gelatin: *Hiding under bush* I really hope I don't get found.
Book: Gelatin, hiding won't help anything, run.
Gelatin: OK *Runs*
(30 minutes later)
MePhone4: OK, Blocky, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Rocky, Woody, Tissues, Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Soap and Test Tube are up for elimination and as for you eliminated contestants, you're going back to the TLC.
The Eliminated Contestants: *Flung to the TLC*
Announcer: Vote now.
Episode 12: Zombie Invasion Survival[]
Announcer: Elimination Time.
(At the Elimination Area)
MePhone4: We got 16 votes, that's not a record but that's OK, let's show the likes.
(Test Tube = 1, Tennis Ball = 7)
Tennis Ball: I won the prize? Cool.
MePhone4: Yep, TB, you win a flashlight, it'll help you in this challenge, now let's get to the dislikes, the prizes are Blueberry Pie.
Tennis Ball: Is it explosive?
Announcer: No, but I'm happy to announce that you, Woody, Tissues, Soap, Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Test Tube all live another episode.
(Tennis Ball, Woody, Tissues, Soap, Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Test Tube get Blueberry Pie)
Announcer: So is Rocky with only 1 dislike.
(Rocky gets Blueberry Pie)
MePhone4: Golf Ball and Blocky, one of you will be eliminated.
(Golf Ball = 2, Blocky = 5)
Blocky: WHAT?!? (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: The next challenge is to survive a zombie invasion, TB, your flashlight will give you the advantage since zombies dislike light.
(Yin-Yang)
Yin-Yang (Yin: ...? Blood? Let's check that direction it's coming) *Follows the blood trail only to see a zombie eating Tissues* (Yang: I can't believe I'm saying this but... RUN) *Does so*
(Book, Ruby, Ice Cube and Bubble)
Book: Look, there's Bomb (Runs to him) Are you OK, you're bleeding.
Bomb: Nnnnnnnooooonnononooo... *Dies*
(Paintbrush and Woody)
Paintbrush: These zombies are weird, wouldn't you agree. (Finds something)
Woody: *Nods*
Paintbrush: Hey, I've found a button that kills all zombies, hang on to it Woody. *Gives Woody the button*
Woody *Thumbs Up* TTTHHHAAANKKK YYOOUU.
Paintbrush: *Sees a zombie behind him/her* Uh-oh. *Gets eaten*
Woody: *Pushes button and all the zombies die*
OJ: What just happened?
MePhone4: And Woody saved everyone from getting eaten by zombies, but this means only Tissues, Bomb and Paintbrush are up for elimination, so viewers, vote to eliminate one of them or one of them to win a prize.
Episode 13: Roulette of the Russian[]
MePhone4: OK, let's get to the elimination.
Paintbrush: Finally, after all these day.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Welcome to the elimination you 3.
Tissues: We know.
MePhone4: Anyways, we got 10 votes, 6 less then last time.
Bomb: Jussssttttt gggetttt ttttto tttthhhe iiiiimmmmportentttttt stttttuffffffff.
MePhone4: OK OK, let's show the likes.
(Tissues = 0, Bomb = 2, Paintbrush = 5)
Paintbrush: Yeah.
Announcer: You're prize is immunity for this episode, now let's get to the dislikes, the prizes are knives.
MePhone4: Paintbrush only got 1 dislike, he/she is safe.
(Paintbrush dodges the knife)
Announcer: So now it's either Tissues or Bomb to leave the game, both have problems I'd rather not talk about, but anyway, let's show the votes.
(Bomb = 1, Tissues = 5)
Tissues: Ouat?! Seriously goys, it was my condishion, wasn't it *A-CHOO-CHOO-CHOO-CHOO-CHOO*! *cough* *cough*
MePhone4: I guess it was, but just get into the portal.
Tissues: But goys, moy condishion is really getting bad goys *A-CHOO*! (sneeze flings him into the portal)
MePhone4: Final 46, awesome, now, before we start the challenge, I have announcement to make.
Dough: What the bears is it.
Announcer: Well, as you all know, there are 58 of you, but there are 12 contestants who've been eliminated, one of them will rejoin the game.
Contestants *GASP*
Donut: Guess I'm not the only rejoiner this season.
Announcer: You may vote for who you want back into the game, also, since Tissues was just eliminated, you're not allowed to vote for him, so, begin voting.
Donut: (Holding a vote for Trophy) You deserve a 2nd chance Trophy, I feel bad for you getting eliminated early.
Eraser: (Holding a vote for Snowball)
Bubble: (Holding a vote for Pencil)
Ruby: (Holding a vote for Match)
Suitcase: (Holding a vote for Knife)
Pickle: (Holding a vote for Taco)
Pin: (Holding a vote for Puffball)
Pen: (Holding a vote for Blocky)
(Later, after everyone has voted.)
Announcer: The votes are in, and the contestant rejoining is... (Pause) Trophy, welcome back to the game.
Trophy: Yes, I've finally rejoined! :)
Announcer: Yeah, so Trophy, you're immune and won't be up for elimination this episode.
Trophy: OK.
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is Russian roulette, put a bullet in a gun and spin it like it was a randomizer or something, then, people take turns trying to shoot themselves in the head, if someone gets hit by the bullet, they are out, GO,
Fries: This should be easy.
(Many turns later)
Fries: (Bullet hole in his head) I spoke too soon. *Dies* (Recovers throgh URC)
Ruby: Yikes.
MePhone4: 1 death, only 7 more.
Coiny: I hope one of them isn't me.
(Many deaths later)
(Shows everyone but Leafy, Woody, Firey, Pin, Lightbulb, Baseball, Nickel and Bow dead)
MePhone4: Well, I guess Leafy, Woody, Firey, Pin, Lightbulb, Baseball, Nickel and Bow are up for prize voting.
Nickel: Yeah.
Announcer: And since Fries, Coiny, Golf Ball, Yellow Face, Yin-Yang, Pickle, Bomb and Dough died 1st, they are up for elimination, so viewers, go ahead and vote.
Pin: But Coiny only died because he jinxed it.
Announcer: Whatever.
Episode 14: Evil Forest of Evilness[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK guys, let's get to the elimination because we got 14 votes.
(Woody = 1, Firey = 1, Baseball = 1, Bow = 1, Leafy = 3)
Announcer: Leafy wins the prize and it's a Evil Leafy detector, now let's show the dislikes because the viewers have been expecting this for a few days now, also the prize are cracker pieces.
MePhone4: Fries, GB, Pickle, Bomb and Dough are safe at 0 dislikes.
(Fries, GB, Pickle, Bomb and Dough get cracker pieces)
Announcer: So it's ether Yellow Face, Coiny or Yin-Yang to leave the game, let's show the votes.
(Coiny, Yin-Yang and Yellow Face stare in distress)
(Yellow Face = 1, Yin-Yang = 2, Coiny = 4)
Coiny: *Sighs* Goodbye everyone. *Gets flung into the Rejection Portal*
Fries: Shortest. Elimination. Ever.
Bow: I like so agree with you. Buy a chair.
Fries: OK that's just random.
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is to see how long you can survive being in the evil forest, the 5 that die 1st are UFE, also, look out, as Evil Leafy will be lurking about.
Leafy: OK, but when are we...
MePhone4: *Teleports the contestants to the Evil Forest* Good luck.
Leafy: Ooooh. *Runs behind a bush*
Bomb: *Sees Evil Leafy teleport to him* Aaaahhhh! *Explodes*
Dough: What the hare?
- Day 2
Trophy: (Thinking) OK, let's not be mean Trophy, being mean is what got you eliminated on Episode 4.
Yellow Face: So far so good. *Walks into Evil Leafy and gets eaten* OH MY DOODLE! *dies*
- Day 5
Paintbrush: (Walking) Hmmm, where should I... (Falls into the Evil Canyon and gets impelled by spikes)
Lightbulb: Yikes.
- Day 16
Spongy: (Running from Evil Leafy) *Gets tired and falls on the ground like on BFDIA 2*
Evil Leafy: *Enter him like in BFDIA 2*
- Day 31
(Woody, Book and Ruby run from Evil Leafy with Fries behind her)
Ruby: *Climbs a tree along with Woody and Book* Cut the rope.
Book: (Uses a knife to cut a rope holding a anvil and it crushes Evil Leafy and Fries) That was a close call.
MePhone4: OK then, Bomb, Yellow Face, Paintbrush, Spongy and Fries are up for elimination, let's see who survives.
- Day 52
Announcer: *Sees everyone except Woody dead* Looks like Woody gets automatic immunity into the final 40 for being the only person alive.
Woody: *Sighs in relive*
Episode 15: Platform of Doom[]
MePhone4: Elimination Time.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: We got 16 votes, not a record, but that's OK.
Announcer: Anyways, let's show the likes.
(Spongy & Fries = 1, Paintbrush = 2, Yellow Face = 5)
MePhone4: Yellow Face, you won the prize and it's a advantage in next episode's challenge.
Yellow Face: YAY!
Announcer: Now let's get to the dislikes, the prizes are shovels caked with mud, and I can say Bomb and Yellow Face got 0 dislikes.
(Bomby and Yellow Face get shovels)
MePhone4: Fries, Paintbrush, Spongy, one of you will be eliminated, let's show the votes.
(Fries, Paintbrush and Spongy stare in distress)
(Fries = 1, Spongy = 2, Paintbrush = 4)
Announcer: That means Fries and Spongy are safe.
(Fries and Spongy get shovels)
Announcer: While the unknown gender freak is eliminated.
Paintbrush: Are you serious, I'm obviously a... (Punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: We're down to the Final 45, now time for the challenge.
Pickle: And what is the challenge?
MePhone4: It's simple, you will be put on a platform and then Me and the Speaker thing will press a button, a random part of the platform will break, the more the button is pressed, the more the platform will disappear, the 12 that fall off 1st is UFE, GO! (Teleports the Final 45 to the platform)
Spongy: This doesn't seem too bad.
Announcer: (Presses the button despite having no arms)
Spongy: (The part where he and Pickle were on disappears) WOAH! *Falls*
Eraser: Yikes.
MePhone4: (Presses the button)
Eraser: (The part he's on disappears) Oh crap. (Eraser and Rocky fall)
Marshmallow: That's some fall, I'm not sure I'll survive this challenge, I still have bad memories of being on Mars.
Golf Ball: My chances of winning this challenge just rose by 5.982%.
MePhone4: (Presses the button)
Golf Ball: (The part that she and Fries are on disappears) Now it's gone down to 0.000%.
Apple: *Thinking* (Oh, that's not good)
Gelatin: *Thinking* (I will not cheat, I will not cheat, I will not cheat)
MePhone4: (Presses the button and the part of the platform that Bomb and Yellow Face are standing on disappears and they fall)
Leafy: Woah, there's only 37 of use left on the platform.
Announcer: Indeed there are. (Presses the button and the part of platform that Tennis Ball and Bomby are on disappears and they fall) Now there are only 35 left.
MePhone4: (Press the button and the part of the platform that Dough and Test Tube are on disappears and they fall)
Test Tube: Oh well. *Shatters upon impact on the ground*
Announcer: There, now Spongy, Pickle, Eraser, Rocky, Golf Ball, Fries, Bomb, Yellow Face, Tennis Ball, Bomby, Dough and Test Tube are up for elimination, so viewers, vote to eliminate one of them.
Episode 16: Volcanic Survivor[]
Announcer: Elimination Time.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome back to the elimination area contestants, this time we got 12 votes.
(Dough = 1, TB = 1, Rocky = 2, Eraser = 4)
MePhone4: Eraser, you won the prize, so you get the same advantage Yellow Face has this challenge.
Eraser: OK.
Announcer: Now time for the dislikes, the prizes are pizza slices and I can safely say that everyone except GB, Spongy and Bomb are all safe at no dislikes.
(Everyone except GB, Spongy and Bomb get pizza slices)
MePhone4: Golf Ball, Spongy, Bomb, one of you will be eliminated.
Spongy: Uh-oh.
Announcer: Don't worry Spongy, because the person eliminated is... (pause) Bomb, at 6 dislikes, you only got 1 dislike Spongy, along with GB.
Bomb: Nonononononono.
MePhone4: I don't wanna hear it. (Slaps Bomb and he explodes)
(A ding is heard in the TLC)
MePhone4: Good thing I put a Loser Recovery Center in there.
Announcer: Now the next challenge is the survive a Volcano, which is the same one from the escape the volcano challenge from BFDI.
OJ: OK?
MePhone4: *Teleports the contestants inside the volcano* Also, Yellow Face and Eraser, since you 2 won the advantage, you both get a map of the volcano.
Eraser: Sweet.
Announcer: GO!
Firey: Good thing I can survive in lava.
Pickle: Yeah, I thought you'd say that. *Grabs Ice Cube and extinguishes Firey with her, but it also melts Icy*
Leafy: Hey! That was mean!
Pickle: Ohh, Ice Cube's your friend? Sorry about that.
Eraser: *Checks Map* Where 's my location on this map.
Yellow Face: I don't know, I lost mine.
- 30 minutes later*
Leafy: Still don't like what you did to Firey and Icy.
Pickle: I know but you do realize that URC will make them alive again, right?
Leafy: Still.
Salt: Pepper, I'm like scared.
Pepper: Don't be, even if we do lose, we won't be eliminated no matter what?
Bow: Well, it's not like there's a double elimination after this.
- The ground begins shaking*
Bubble: Huh, what's goioing oion.
Leafy: the volcano's erupting.
Bubble: Oh noio.
(Everyone (Except MePhone4 and the Announcer) die, as the volcano erupts.)
MePhone4: I guess no one won, soooooo.
Announcer: So what.
MePhone4: Double Elimination.
Announcer: OK, everyone's up for a double elimination, however, the contestants will decide who will go, so viewers, stay tuned for Episode 17.
Episode 17: Paper Cuts of Fury[]
(In the TLC)
(The Eliminated Contestants are arguing over who will rejoin at the next rejoin)
Flower: Well, I've gotta rejoin because I was the 1st eliminated.
Coiny: But you know the 1st doesn't always come back.
Snowball: He has a point you know.
Flower: BUT THAT'S BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID!
The other eliminated contestants (Except Puffball): No I'm not.
Flower: YES YOU ARE!
Puffball: Guys, guys, stop arguing, it's pretty obvious the I Puffball will rejoin when the next rejoin comes.
Match: Puffball, I'm not like stating this because me and Pence-Pence like hate you, I'm like stating this because you need to like face the fact, you can not like rejoin because you betrayed your team on BFDIA 5e.
Puffball: Well at least I'm actually nice Match, in BFDIA Episodes 4 and 5, you were just such a Brat!
Match: *Gets really angry*
Blocky: Ohhhh, burn.
(Meanwhile)
MePhone4: OK guys, it's time for a double elimination, you will vote for 2 people to be voted off like me and the speaker box said before.
(At the Elimination Area)
OJ: *Holding a vote for Salt* Sorry Salt, it was nice of you to be flirty, not really.
Donut: *Holding a vote for Woody* Sorry Woody, you're a nice person, but I was in the bottom 2 with you when I got eliminated.
Marshmallow: *Holding a vote for Dora* Dora is outta here.
Apple: *Holding a vote for David* One word, David.
Bow: *Holding a vote for Spongy* I'm sick and tired of that Spongy.
Pin: *Holding a vote for Pepper* I'm voting for Pepper for some reason.
(Later)
Announcer: OK, now all the votes are in, and I'm sorry to say this Salt and Pepper, but with the most votes, you're both eliminated.
Salt and Pepper: Oh my god, NO!
OJ: YES! SALT'S FINALLY GOING! :)
Pepper: Can't you at least let me stay.
MePhone4: NO! *Presses Button*
Pepper: *Makes a ugly face and is punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal*
Salt: If you dare like eliminate me while OJ's still in, you're so gonna like... *Punched by the Fist Thingy* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Falls into the Rejection Portal*
MePhone4: Now that the BCFFs are gone, we can get to the challenge.
Pickle: And what is the challenge?
Announcer: It's to survive 1000 paper cuts.
Pickle: *Gulp*
MePhone4: The 6 contestants that are killed by them 1st are up for elimination, GO!
- 2 Hours Later
(The contestants are shown with Pickle and Yellow Face dead)
OJ: Ow, ow ow.
- 4 Hours Later
(The contestants are shown with Eraser and Lightbulb dead)
Balloon: Yikes.
- 6 Hours Later
(The contestants are shown with Rocky and Fries dead)
MePhone4: Well, it looks like Pickle, Yellow Face, Eraser, Lightbulb, Rocky and Fries are up for elimination, now let's see who the winners will be.
- 24 Hours Later
MePhone4: so, who's left.
Pen: I think just, me, Woody, Tennis Ball, Paper, Nickel and Fan.
Announcer: So you guys are up for prize voting.
Paper: Yeah.
Episode 18: Uncanceling Shows[]
MePhone4: Hmmmm Hmmm Hmmm. *Sword then appears* SWORD!?!
Sword *Credit to Infinityblade2005*: Yep, that's right, it's me, the host of SSO.
Announcer: But why are you here, aren't you suppose to be hosting your show.
Sword: Yeah, about that, Tom's on the verge of canceling it, so I was wandering if you could make the next challenge to persuade him to not cancel it.
MePhone4: OK, but the readers are more important, so let's get to the elimination 1st.
[At the elimination area]
Announcer: Welcome to the elimination, we got 19 votes.
(Fan, Nickel, TB and Woody = 1, Pen = 5)
Pen: I got the most likes again, YES!
MePhone4: Pen, you're prize is immunity for this episode, now let's get to the dislikes, the prize is Yoyle Cake, don't eat it though or you'll turn into metal, now let's reveal the votes.
(Pickle, Lightbulb and Eraser = 0)
(Pickle, Lightbulb and Eraser get Yoyle Cake)
(Fries = 1)
Fries: ABOUT TIME! >:( (Gets Yoyle Cake)
[Rocky and Yellow Face stare in distress]
(Rocky = 2, Yellow Face = 7)
Yellow Face: WHAT!?!
MePhone4: Yellow Face, I'm sorry, but with 7 dislikes, you're eliminated from the show.
Yellow Face: But I... *Gets punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal and lands in the TLC*
Coiny: And another victim is here, how "delightful".
Announcer: OK, the next challenge is to persuade Tom to not cancel SSO, because he really wants to cancel it at the moment.
Gelatin: OK.
Random Voice: GO!
Apple: Hmmmm, how should we do this guys?
Marshmallow: We could tell the fans to write a letter that they still watch SSO, that way, it won't cancelled.
Bow: OK.
[1 hour of talking to the fans of SSO later]
Sword: Wow, these letters will make sure Tom never cancels SSO, let's get to his office.
[30 minutes later]
Ice Cube: *Breaths heavenly* How, long, have we, been walking?
Sword: About half a hour, not too long.
Ice Cube: Are you kidding me?
Sword: I'll just post the letters into this huge mailbox. *Does so*
Tom: *In his office* I think I've decided to... *Letters full out if the mail slot*
[After he reads them]
Tom: I've decided to not cancel Super Smart Objects.
Sword: YES!
MePhone4: Noe that's done, let's see who's up for elimination.
Announcer: Well, since Bomby, Fries and Pickle did not do the challenge, they're up for elimination.
Episode 19: Diving in a Nutshell[]
(In the TLC)
Pencil: (Breathes) I hope Bubble, Icy, Ruby and Book are doing well.
Yellow Face: It's so uncomfortable in here.
Pepper: I like agree, and having to stay here with that annoying guy (Points at Cheesy) is just worst.
Cheesy: Hey, I'm not annoying.
Puffball: She has a point you know, plus, your jokes weren't even funny.
Cheesy: [gasp] What did you just say? That was not cool, girl! Why I oughta- (tries to slap Puffball, but misses)
Taco: At least living in a box with other contestants is better then nothing, I guess.
(Coiny is running around screaming)
Blocky: Hey Coiny, is anything?
Coiny: Tissues sneezed on me!
Tissues (walks by, without tissues sticking out): Soury, I didn't muean too...
Snowball: Well, I wonder if David or Dora are ever gonna show up here?
Knife: Hey, something's different about you Tissues... did you get glasses?
Tissues: I put my tissues in so it's easier to nuot sneeze...
Knife: Oh.
(Meanwhile, at Tom's office)
Sword: Thanks for all the help. (Goes to the SSO set)
MePhone4: Now that that's down, let's head home, but when we do, we're getting straight to the elimination, we've got a tight schedule today.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: This time we got 12 votes, time for the likes.
(Fries = 2, Bomby = 4)
Bomby: YES!
Announcer: You're prize is immunity into the Final 35, like Pen, now, dislike times, the prize is Cheese Cake, and Pickle got no dislikes this time.
Pickle: YES! (Gets Cheesy Cake)
MePhone4: Fries and Bomby, one of you will be eliminated.
(Bomby = 2, Fries = 4)
Fries: WHAT?!?
MePhone4: Sorry Fries, you got 4 dislikes, that's the most this episode, so you're eliminated.
Fries: Are you serious, I lost to Bomby, he's just a... (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
Apple: I can't believe we made the Final 40.
Marshmallow: Yeah, it's pretty exciting.
Bow: I wonder who'll be eliminated next.
MePhone4: That's none of your concern but I do know that's time for the challenge.
Apple: Oh my Apple Tree MePhone4, don't spy on us like that, you're such a stalker.
MePhone4: I wasn't stalking you, I was only listening to you, there's a huge difference. (switches to Wikipedia)
Random Voice: Stalking involves the unwanted presence of another person.
MePhone4: (Switches back) Ha ha, Wikipedia's awesome, am I right.
(Apple, Marshmallow and Bow make ugly faces)
Announcer: Anyways, this challenge is the Crappy Cliff challenge from II Episodes 1 and 12, but due to recent complaints, we've changed it to mud, just so you don't complain too much, oh, and if you're electronic or can't swim, then you're excused from this contest.
Cherries: OK.
(Firey, Spongy, Rocky, Golf Ball, OJ, Microphone and Test Tube walk to the bleachers)
Random Voice: GO!
Pickle: Don't worry guys, I've had loads of experience jumping off cliffs. *Falls off and lands in the mud*
MePhone4: And it looks like Pickle is out, in 3 seconds, that's just sad.
Nickel: Deja Vu, not that line.
Suitcase: What's that suppose to mean?
Nickel: (Not amused face) That's just a french term for, I've seen this all before.
Suitcase: Oh, OK.
Marshmallow: Please don't screw me over Gravity. *Jumps off and just when she's about to fall in the mud, her ability to defy gravity kicks in and she lands in the water*
MePhone4: Wow, Marshmallow actually won, let's see also does. *Sees Paper not jumping* Uh, why aren't you jumping?
Paper: I'm not doing this, paper objects like me get soggy.
Announcer: OK, you, Book and Fan are excused then.
Paper: Thank you.
(Paper, Book and Fan walk to the bleachers)
(1 hour of doing nothing and pathetic failure later)
Announcer: Oh come on, this should of been done, like, a hour ago, (Sees Balloon) wait, is that Balloon?
Balloon: Yes it is, the air in me is just slowing me down, OK.
MePhone4: Uh sure.
(2 minutes later)
MePhone4: Balloon also wins, everyone else is up for a double elimination.
Microphone: Well, least I didn't get killed.
Announcer: There is just 1 catch, the viewers won't be voting this time, the eliminated contestants will.
Needle: How come?
MePhone4: Because one of them will rejoin the game.
Contestants: [GASP]
MePhone4: For the 3rd time on UOW ever.
Other Wiki Show Hosts: [GASP]
MePhone4: And the viewers will decide who it is.
Characters that didn't enter BFDI and II: [GASP]
Announcer: Be quiet, you gaspers, anyways viewers, we really want you to vote, you can vote for either Flower,
Flower: YOU BETTER VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL KILL YOU, presides, I was the 1st eliminated contestant, THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW NICE I AM!
Announcer: Box,
Box: ...
Announcer: Taco,
Taco: SOUR CREAM! Did I really just say that?
Announcer: Snowball,
Snowball: Come on guys, vote for me.
Announcer: Match,
Match: OMG, vote for like me and plus, I dyed my hair like blue.
Announcer: Pencil,
Pencil: Vote for me, Yeah yeah yeah, Click my name, Yeah yeah yeah, so I can rejoin the contest, so I can rejoin the contest.
Announcer: Cheesy,
Cheesy: Vote for me because do you even know what it means to slap my knee, do you?
Announcer: Puffball,
Puffball: Vote for me guys, just give me a 2nd chance, at least I don't call people stupid, unlike somebody.
Announcer: Knife,
Knife: How did Trophy make it further then me? GRRRR! Vote for me if you hate Trophy.
Announcer: Blocky,
Blocky: Vote for me, I have a edge, well, 12 edges actually.
Announcer: Tissues,
Tissues: Aw goys, Oi know you've huated everything oi've daon in the pohst, but please voite foir me. *Sneezes*
Announcer: Coiny,
Coiny: Viewers, or readers, whatever you're called, you gotta vote for me, because you really need to think that someone as stupid as Firey, is still in the game, but someone as smart is me is not.
Announcer: Paintbrush,
Paintbrush: Honestly, why did you guys vote me out, we're you still mad about how I nearly broke Fan's egg?
Announcer: Bomb,
Bomb: Yyyyyyy Yeah.
Announcer: Pepper,
Pepper: Vote for me or I'll like squash you.
Announcer: Salt,
Salt: Vote for like me, OJ'S LIKE MINE!
Announcer: Yellow Face,
Yellow Face: If you vote for me, I'll give you a Box of Paper Slips.
Announcer: And Fries.
Fries: I can understand contestants like David and Dora getting hated, but why the heck I eliminated.
MePhone4: Vote now.
Episode 20: Nuclear Explosions of Doom[]
(In the TLC)
Pencil: So Match, who do you think will rejoin?
Match: Well it's pretty like obvious it won't be like Fries.
Fries: HEY! D:<
Puffball: You're not rejoining, I'm rejoining.
Pencil: Well I doubt it'll be Yellow Face as well.
Yellow Face: WHAT!?! BUT I WANNA RUN MY ADS AGAIN? D:
Taco: Calm down guys, we all have a equal chance of rejoining.
Puffball, Fries and Yellow Face: SHUT UP TACO!!!
Taco: Haven't I been threw enough?
(Meanwhile)
[Ruby, Pen and Pin are sat in a circle]
Pin: So guys, who do you think will rejoin?
Ruby: I don't know but I hope Pencil does, or Match, they're in my alliance.
Pen: I hope Blocky or Snowball rejoins, they were great friends out of the eliminated contestants.
Pin: Well I just hope no one annoying comes back.
MePhone4: Well guys, you'll find who rejoins right after the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK guys, go vote in the voting booth.
Pin: *Holds vote for David* I'm gonna vote for David, he seems useless.
Marshmallow: *Holds vote for Dora* I'm gonna vote for Dora because she's SO ANNOYING!!!
Balloon: *Holds vote for Pen* Pen has got to go, he's such a threat and people only like because he's the most popular BFDI contestant.
Leafy: *Holds vote for Pin* That knife Pin threw in BFDIA 5a almost killed me, I'm voting for her.
Eraser: *Holds vote for Bow* I'm voting for Bow, that gal's a weirdo, and is always talking about chairs.
Pickle: *Holds vote for Lightbulb* I was gonna vote for Balloon for shouting at me on II 2 Episode 7, but he has immunity, so I'll vote Lightbulb.
(After everyone has voted)
MePhone4: OK, now I'll announce the votes, the 1st 9 people safe are Firey, OJ, Spongy, GB, Microphone, Test Tube, Book, Paper, Rocky and Spongy, because they had a excuse to not go in the water.
OJ: Yahoo.
MePhone4: Trophy and Donut, despite being rejoiners, you're safe.
Donut: That was a close one.
Announcer: Marshmallow and Balloon, you 2 had immunity, so you're both automatically safe.
Balloon: :D
MePhone4: Also safe are Pin, Bow, Apple, Pickle, Pen, TB, Icy, Needle, Baseball, Fan, TD, Nickel, Cherries, Bubble, Suitcase, Leafy, Ruby, Gelatin and Dough.
Lightbulb: Oh no, I'm not safe yet. :(
Soap: Neither am I.
MePhone4: Actually, you 2 are safe as well.
Lightbulb: YAY!
MePhone4: Yin-Yang, David, Dora, Eraser, Woody and Bomby, you are the bottom 6.
Eraser: WHAT!
David: Aw seriously!
Dora: ¡Te mataré SI ESTOY ELIMINADO!!! [I'LL KILL YOU IF I'M ELIMINATED!!!]
Announcer: Yin-Yang, you're safe and so is Bomby.
Yin-Yang: [Yin: YES! Yang: YES!]
Everyone: o_0
Yin-Yang: [Yang: What?]
MePhone4: Uh, OK? Anyways, Eraser, Woody, David and Dora, 2 of you are about to be eliminated.
Eraser: But I can't go back to the TLC! CHEESY AND TISSUES ARE IN THERE!!!
MePhone4: Well the last 2 people safe are...
(Eraser, Woody, David and Dora stare in distress)
MePhone4: Eraser and Woody, you're both still in it to win it.
Eraser: YEAH!!! >:D
MePhone4: And Dora and David, they have been eliminated.
Dora: NO!!! TE LO LAMENTO CUANDO ME MUERA DE HAMBRE, PORQUE NO ME GUSTA DAVID Y TÚ LO SABES, Y... [ NO!!! YOU'LL REGRET THIS WHEN I STARVE TO DEATH, BECAUSE I HATE DAVID AND YOU KNOW IT, AND...] *Flung into the Rejection Portal*
David: AW SERIOUS... *Flung into the Rejection Portal*
MePhone4: Now that those 2 annoying pests are gone, we can get to the rejoin.
(When the eliminated contestants (Except David and Dora) arrive at the rejoin area)
MePhone4: Hello eliminated contestants, as you know, the 18 of you have been previously eliminated, and 1 of you will rejoin today, isn't that exciting.
Coiny: Sure is. :)
MePhone4: Anyways, we got 7 votes, I was expecting more but whatever, out of the votes, 13 of you got 0, those being Flower, Box, Taco, Snowball, Cheesy, Knife, Blocky, Tissues, Coiny, Paintbrush, Pepper, Salt and Yellow Face.
Knife: WHAT!?!
Flower: I HATE YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Lighter (From Object Overload): THAT'S MY LINE!!!
(Flower, Box, Taco, Snowball, Cheesy, Knife, Blocky, Tissues, Coiny, Paintbrush, Pepper, Salt and Yellow Face are flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: The rest of you got votes, but 4 of you got 1 vote.
Pencil: Wait, dosn't that mean...
Announcer: Yes Pencil, you, Match, Bomb and Fries don't rejoin, while Puffball does with 3 votes.
Puffball: YAY! :D
Match: Oh Jezz Oh Jezz Oh Jezz, where's my disguise?!?!?
Announcer: It's a bit 12 episodes late, don't you think.
(Pencil, Match, Bomb an Fries are flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: So the next challenge is to survive nuclear explosions, so yeah.
Pickle: Uh, what?
MePhone4: Yep, nuclear explosions are gonna go off on some areas, the 5 people that 1st are up for elimination.
Pickle: Wow that's ruff.
Suitcase: That's creepy to be honest.
Random Voice: GO!
Pickle: This should be... (A nuclear explosion kills him, but the URC brings him back to life) Aw man.
Lightbulb: OMGA! I better run for it. (Runs into a nuclear explosion and dies)
Pin: Yikes.
Eraser: Oh no, I better find somewhere safe from the... (Nuke lands on him and he dies instantly)
Bomby: OH NO! (Fuse was lit by Firey by mistake and he explodes)
Spongy: (Unable to move since he's fat) Uh-oh. (Burns to ashes)
MePhone4: And Pickle, Lightbulb, Eraser, Bomby and Spongy are up for elimination.
Eraser: So what, the viewers have 0 chance of voting us out.
Announcer: Oh yeah, about that, the creator of the show told me that the polls were taking too long to get votes, so as of now, you will all vote on who you think should leave.
Contestants: [GASP]
Apple: Just like Inanimate Fight-Out did in the part near the merge.
MePhone4: Yep, anyway viewers, see you next time.
Episode 21: Traders Club[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK, now that the rules of elimination have changed let me explain the rules, the people who were safe voted for one of you to go home, and that contestant will be kicked off the show, so safe contestants, vote.
(After the safe contestants voted)
Announcer: OK, now I'll announce the votes, the prize is Red Velvet Cake and Lightbulb is safe with the least amount of votes.
Lightbulb: YES! (gets Red Velvet Cake)
Announcer: Also safe are Bomby and Pickle.
(Bomby and Pickle gets Red Velvet Cake)
Announcer: And the last person safe is, Spongy.
Spongy: YAY! (gets Red Velvet Cake)
Pen: WHAT! Eraser's out, NO!
Eraser: Pen, I know it's so hard, but you've got to keep going, you've got to win this for the both of us. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Anyways, Sword opened up a global business called Traders Club.
Gelatin: Really? Can we go there.
MePhone4: Well, I don't know...
Contestants: PLEASE?!?!?!?
MePhone4: You know what, YES!
Contestants: YAY!
Balloon: Thanks MePhone and Speaker, you 2 are the best.
MePhone4: I know, but anyways, let's go, we'll do the challenge there.
(20 minutes later)
Ice Cube: Well that was a shorter walk.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, this challenge, is a snowball fight, there has been a lot of snowy weather recently, so you should know what to do, GO!
Pickle: This should be easier then the last challenge. (Gets hit by a snowball) AW COME ON!
Marshmallow: That's what you get for voting me out on Episode 13 of II!
Woody: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Gets pelted by snowballs)
Spongy: (Also gets pelted by snowballs)
(Later)
Test Tube: Ok, Soap and Mic are already out, and I think hit someone that seems like a threat, like Pen. (Hits Pen with a snowball)
Rocky: (Covered in snow from snowballs)
Puffball: Woah.
Ice Cube: Dough is going down. (Throws snowball)
Dough: (Gets hit by a snowball): What the hare!
MePhone4: So, Pickle, Woody, Spongy, Soap, Microphone, Pen, Rocky and Dough are up for elimination, and everyone else is safe, so let's see who will win this challenge
(Later Again)
Ice Cube: *Pelts Marshmallow with a snowball* YES! I win. :)
Announcer: Ice Cube wins.
Marshmallow: Good game.
Announcer: Now, contestants that are safe, decide who you think should be eliminated, and Sword, thanks for letting us use your Traders Club outside area.
Sword: You're welcome.
Episode 22: Running from Knives[]
(In the TLC)
Eraser: I can't believe I got eliminated.
Match: Uh, Eraser, question, did you cry when I got eliminated in Episode 8.
Eraser: Yeah, pretty much, why'd you ask?
Match: Just like asking.
Snowball: I wanna win UOW!
Knife: How's that even possible? You're eliminated.
Cheesy: Well there could be another rejoin.
Flower: I doubt that I'll ever rejoin.
Coiny: OMM! That's the first time Flower's been nice-is.
Flower: Don't push your look.
(Meanwhile, at the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK, today's prizes are cookies, which I didn't eat because I didn't want to be a fat slob for once.
Pickle: Finally.
Announcer: Anyways, the contestants that are safe will now decide your fates.
(After the safe contestants vote)
MePhone4: Time to read the votes.
Microphone: *Gulp*
Announcer: Pen, for being such a likeable person, you're safe.
Pen: Really, awesome. (Gets a cookie)
MePhone4: Dough, Rocky, Soap, Microphone and Woody, you're all safe.
(Dough, Rocky, Soap, Microphone and Woody get cookies)
Pickle: WHAT!?! Why am I in the bottom 2?
MePhone4: Don't have time to ask questions, we need to see who's safe, drum roll please.
(Drum roll plays)
(Pickle and Spongy stare in distress)
(Drum roll stops)
MePhon4: Spongy, you're safe, Pickle, time for you to go.
Pickle: Say What? What! Say What?! What!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?! This has got to be a April Fool's joke or something!?!?!?!
Announcer: Sorry, but you are done.
Pickle: Dang well, it's been fun. :( (Gets hit by the Fist Thingy and lands into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: OK, now it's time for 22nd challenge, YES! So, the challenge is to dodge giant knives, the 10 people that die 1st will be up for elimination, GO!
Tennis Ball: Hey Golf Ball, wanna work together?
Golf Ball: Sure I guess.
(10 minutes later)
[Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are seen cut in half]
Apple: Ouch, that looks like it hurt.
Marshmallow: I agree.
Pin: (Runs past a dead Bomby and Rocky) You this, these knives kinda remind me of The Annoying Orange and The Hunger Games.
Woody: *Dies of a heart attack because the knives has grey on them*
Trophy: Well, that was random.
Donut: I agree.
Puffball: So do I.
Pen: Actually, Woody has a fear of grey, it gives him a heart attack, see BFDI Ep. 25 to see.
Trophy: OK!
(5 minutes later)
Test Tube: OK, Mic, Soap, Yin-Yang and Dough are dead, so who will be next... (Sees a knife falling on her) I stand corrected.
Announcer: Well, it looks like TB, GB, Bomby, Rocky, Woody, Mic, Soap, Yin-Yang, Dough and TT are UFE, let's see who gets 1st place.
(2 hours later)
[Donut and Apple]
Donut: GAH! (Gets chopped in half)
Apple: Yahoo! I win. :)
MePhone4: Apple's the winner, so, who'll be eliminated next, you'll see next episode, see you next time.
Episode 23: Falling with Luck[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: It really doesn't make sense on how nearly every episode starts at the elimination, but never mind.
MePhone4: Anyways, a cake was too expensive, so we had to get pencils today.
Tennis Ball: *Sighs* Oh well.
Soap: Was probably too expensive because of budget cuts.
Announcer: Actually, it's not, we're just running low on money.
Soap: Then why did you nearly sell everything when you hosted your show, it honestly dosn't make sense.
Announcer: Are you questioning BFDI logic?
Soap: To make a long story short, yes.
Announcer: Well, I'm gonna ignore you, because you're not even from BFDI, you're from Inanimate Insanity.
Soap: *gasp* YOU!
Announcer: Whatever.
MePhone4: Anyways, May the contestants that had immunity please vote.
(After the contestants that had immunity vote)
MePhone4: OK, the votes have been tallied, and whoever leaves, leaves, so anyways, TB and Rocky are safe.
Tennis Ball: Yay.
(Tennis Ball and Rocky get pencils)
MePhone4: Also safe are Test Tube, Bomby, Dough, Yin-Yang, Golf Ball.
(Test Tube, Bomby, Dough, Yin-Yang, Golf Ball get pencils)
MePhone4: Microphone is also safe.
(Microphone gets a pencil)
MePhone4: And the last person safe is...
(Drum roll plays)
(Woody and Soap stare in distress)
(Drum roll stops)
MePhone4: Woody, Soap has been eliminated.
Soap: What?! NO! I can't go! I cleaned everything for you! Don't you realize how dirty things will be without me?
Nickel: You actually made things worse on episode 4 of II 2.
Soap: DON'T SAY THAT! BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Announcer: Yes I can, presides, you were getting a bit annoying on Episode 8 of II 2, so your elimination is your own doing.
Nickel: Yeah, you were getting a big head.
Suitcase: I agree.
Announcer: Enough with the chit-chat, Soap, time for you to go.
(Soap gets punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: Let's get to the challenge, it's to fall off a cliff, the people that land in the safe zone get immunity, while the ones that fall in the danger zone are obviously UFE, Go.
(Meanwhile, in the TLC)
Soap: I can't believe I got eliminated.
Pickle: I feel your pain Soap, but just imagine that the world is already clean! And if it gets dirty, eventually it'll rain and be fresh clean again! Isn't that a wonderful planet? Can you imagine global warming occurring?
Coiny: I can't.
Tissues: Um, goys, I doun't mean to interroupt, but moi condishion is roilly getting bad...
Pickle: Uh oh, looks like it's about to get less clean...
Tissues: *A-CHOO*! (sneezes on Soap) Aw Soiory.
Soap: Ugh, what are you trying to do, make me sick?
(Meanwhile)
Spongy *Falling* OK, judging by my weight, I will fall onto the Red zone that says Danger, therefore, I will lose. (Lands on the danger zone)
Apple: How did Spongy know that?
Needle: I have no clue.
(10 minutes later)
MePhone4: So, Spongy and Woody fell in the danger zone and everyone else except Marsh and Lightbulb who hasn't jumped yet are safe.
Lightbulb: That's a long sentence.
Marshmallow: I know, but let's just jump.
(They do so)
(Scene blackens for a couple seconds)
(Drum role plays)
(Scenes clears up to see Marshmallow in the safe zone, while Lightbulb's in the danger zone.
Lightbulb: Oh no, I knew it.
Announcer: So that means Spongy, Woody and Lightbulb are up for elimination.
Episode 24: The Mother off all Tourneys[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome to elimination you 3, one of you will be eliminated.
Lightbulb: Seems scary.
Announcer: I know, but anyways, safe contestants, vote for the person who you think should leave the game.
(After the contestants that had immunity vote)
MePhone4: OK, now let's read the votes, the prizes are leaves.
Woody: OoooOoooK.
Announcer: And with the least amount of votes, Lightbulb, you're safe.
Lightbulb: (Gets a leaf) Yay! But these aren't even leaves, these are just green pieces of metal.
Announcer: Well, real leaves were too expensive.
Lightbulb: Anyways, Spongy and Woody, one of you is safe, while the other is not, the final person safe is...
(Drum roll plays)
(Spongy and Woody stare in distress)
(Drum roll stops)
Announcer: Woody, while Spongy, you are eliminated.
Spongy: Huh? Why did so many people vote for me?!? I've done nothing wrong. It's because I'm fat, isn't it?
MePhone4: To make a long story short, Yes.
(Spongy is flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is a smash bros tourney, you'll compete in a tournament bracket, however since Puffball has no limbs, she is excused.
Random Voice: GO!
(In round 1, Cherries beat Dough, Yin-Yang beat Trophy, Microphone beat Test Tube, Bow beats Suitcase, Fan beats Nickel, Baseball beats Balloon, Woody beats Lightbulb, Marshmallow beats Paper, Apple beats OJ, Bomby beats Donut, Book beats Gelatin, Teardrop beats Ruby, Pin beats Needle, Pen beats Golf Ball, Tennis Ball beats Ice Cube, Leafy beats Rocky and Firey beats Bubble.)
Announcer: So, Cherries, Yin-Yang, Mic, Bow, Fan, Baseball, Woody, Marshmallow, Apple, Bomby, Book, TD, Pin, Pen, TB, Leafy and Firey advance onto round 2.
Suitcase: Aw. :(
(In round 2, Yin-Yang beats Cherries, Bow beats Microphone, Baseball beats Fan and Woody, Marshmallow beats Apple (Authors note: Apple let her win.), Bomby beats Book, Teardrop beats Pin, Pen beats Tennis Ball and Firey beats Leafy.)
MePhone4: So yeah, Yin-Yang, Bow, Baseball, Marshmallow, Bomby, TD, Pen and Firey advance onto round 3.
(In round 3, Yin-Yang beats Bow, Marshmallow beats Baseball, Teardrop beats Bomby and Pen beats Firey.)
Announcer: Yin-Yang, Marshmallow, Teardrop and Pen are still in this, time for round 4.
(In round 4, Marshmallow beats Yin-Yang and Pen beats Teardrop.)
Announcer: So it's either Marshmallow or Pen to win, let's see who it is.
(27 hours later)
MePhone4: Ugh, it's been 27 hours and they're still standing.
(2 minutes later)
(Screen shows Marshmallow KO,d, while Pen is still standing)
Pen: Sorry Marshmallow, but Yahoo, I win. (Claps)
Announcer: Pen wins, so everyone else is up for a double elimination, and the reason why it's a double elimination will be revealed in the next episode.
Episode 25: Song Singing[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome to the 4th double double elimination, have you all cast your votes.
Ruby: Yeah.
Announcer: OK, so the 1st 10 people safe are... TB, TD, Suitcase, Balloon, Baseball, Nickel, Microphone, Leafy, Pin and Paper.
Leafy: Yes.
MePhone4: Also safe are... Gelatin, OJ, Firey, Bubble, Book, Ruby, Gelatin, Rocky, Icy, Needle, Puffball, Trophy, Donut, Marshmallow, Apple, Cherries, Fan, TT, Lightbulb and Bow.
Bow: Coolness.
Announcer: So there are only 5 people left.
Yin-Yang: (Yin: Yikes.)
Announcer: But Yin-Yang, you're safe.
Yin-Yang: (Yin: Yes. Yang: NO... I mean YES!)
Announcer: And so is Bomby.
Bomby: YES!
MePhone4: So Woody, Dough and Golf Ball are the bottom 3.
(Drum role plays)
(Woody, Dough and Golf Ball stares in distress.)
Announcer: Woody...
Woody: (Panics)
Announcer: Is safe, while Golf Ball and Dough are eliminated.
Woody: (Sighs in relive)
Golf Ball: Now my chances are winning went from 5.862% to 0.000%. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
Dough: WHAT THE HARE! (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Now for the reason why it was a double elimination. (Pause) The remaining 33 of you will be voting 1 eliminated contestant to rejoin.
Contestants: [GASP]
Announcer: So yeah, vote.
(After everyone votes)
MePhone4: So after calculating the results, Cheesy gets to rejoin. (Presses Button)
Cheesy: (Flashes out of the TLC) Huh? Where I am?
Announcer: You're back into the competition.
Cheesy: Oh OK. :)
MePhone4: Now it's time for the challenge.
Pen: Which is... See I'm filling in for Eraser.
Announcer: A singing contest, you have 1 hour to pratice what you're gonna sing, so get started.
Microphone: Hmmm, oh I know.
Pen: (Since Eraser, Snowball and Blocky are gone, I'm gonna have to come up with something extra good.) Hmmmmmmm.
Announcer: Oh yeah, I forgot, since Teardrop and Rocky can't talk or sing, they are excused.
Tennis Ball: OK.
Pen: *Breathes* Why is it so hard to come up with something good. *Idea lightbulb* Perfect.
(1 hour later)
Announcer: OK, now let's see how you did... 1st up is Pen...
(2 hours later)
Leafy: So, who won?
MePhone4: Well arcording to the TV, Gelatin won this contest.
Gelatin: Yay!
Announcer: Anyways, Bomby, Nickel, Microphone and Woody did the worst this challenge so they're up for elimination, so readers, see you on Episode 26.
Episode 26: Escape of the Losers[]
(In the TLC)
Flower: Ugh, I'm tired of being in here, I need to get out of here.
Snowball: I know it's sad, but since Puffball rejoined, we have 0 chance of escaping again.
Paintbrush: Well, if we wanted to escape, we could just go to Amazon and order a key.
Blocky: How does that...
Paintbrush: (On the phone) Hello, is this Amazon? I'd like to order a key, thanks, (Gets off the phone) There, should be there in about a hour.
(Meanwhile, at the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome to elimination you 2, the prizes are candy corns.
Announcer: Yeah, anyways, Nickel, despite your scarcasim, you're safe.
(Nickel gets a candy corn.)
MePhone4: Microphone is also safe.
(Microphone gets a candy corn.)
(Bomby and Woody stare in distress)
Announcer: Bomby...
Woody: (Sighs)
Announcer: Is safe while Woody is eliminated.
Woody: 0_0 (Panics)
Announcer: Sorry Woody, but after 25 episodes, you've been eliminated, goodbye.
(Woody is flung into the Rejection Portal)
(In the TLC)
Soap: Get me outta this box, I've been here for 3 episodes now.
Woody: (Comes out of the Rejection Portal, crashing into Soap)
Eraser: And another victim is here, how "delightful".
(A package then falls out of the sky.)
Fries: It's about time our package arrived.
(Fries gets the key from insade the package, and it somehow opens the TLC)
Coiny: (Looks outside to see if no one's there.) Clear.
(Everyone gets out of the TLC)
Knife: So, what do we do now?
Golf Ball: Well, we could use that plane over there to escape.
Match: Whatevs.
(Everyone gets in the plane, with Flower and Taco at the controls.)
MePhone4: OK, it's time for the next... (Sees the TLC open) OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Announcer: I think the eliminated contestants escaped again.
Tennis Ball: If they have, then we better not be playing tag with them again.
Announcer: NO! I have a much better idea, let's just follow that plane, I think they're all in there.
(Meanwhile)
Taco: Ugh, I just realized something.
Flower: What?
Taco: I JUST REALIZED THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE!!!
Flower: O_o, OH MY GOD, YOU IDIOT!!!
(The plane crash lands into a tree.)
Pencil: Ow.
MePhone4: Ah-ha.
Pencil: CRAP!?! Scramble everyone.
(The eliminated contestants run off.)
MePhone4: I guess the next challenge is to catch the eliminated contestants, and since they are out of the TLC, next episode's elimination might as well be a eliminated contestants vote.
Flower: (Hiding behind bush with Taco) *Sighs in relive* That was a close one.
OJ: (Finds them.) Oh Rely?
Flower and Taco: 0_0.
Coiny: (Hiding in tree) Huh? who's that orange figure I see. (Peeks out)
Firey: Hi there Coiny!
Coiny: (Screams)
(Later)
Announcer: There, now all the eliminated contestants are caught, I can announce that Microphone, Test Tube, Lightbulb, Balloon, Rocky, Pen and Tennis Ball are up for elimination, so eliminated contestants, decide who you want to be eliminated by next episode.
Pickle: OK.
Episode 27: Caught by Cages[]
(The contestants that are UFE are standing in line, bored)
Tennis Ball: Ugh, it's been weeks since we've been standing here.
Lightbulb: TB, I don't really mean to be mean, but no one cares.
Announcer: Is everyone ready for the elimination?
Pen: Yeah, we waited long enough.
Announcer: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to them, the eliminated contestants, after all, they'll be the ones voting, let's get to it.
Microphone: Looks like I'm doomed.
MePhone4: The eliminated contestants will vote in the order that they got out, so, Flower, you can vote 1st, and Woody, you can vote last.
(After the eliminated contestants vote)
Announcer: OK, now I'll announce the votes. TB, congrats, you're the 1st person safe at today's elimination, you get a candy cane.
Tennis Ball: (Gets a candy cane) You do realize Christmas was months ago, right?
Announcer: Yep.
MePhone4: Test Tube, Balloon, Lightbulb and Pen are also safe.
(Test Tube, Balloon, Lightbulb and Pen get candy canes.)
Announcer: Now it's down to Mic and Rocky, both are kinda hated I think, but after calculating the results, Rocky, you're safe.
Microphone: Aw man, I knew it. (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Oh yeah, and I forgot, see you eliminated people.
(The eliminated contestants are hit by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal.)
Announcer: So your next challenge for the remaining 32 of you is to not get caught by cages.
Bomby: Um, what? (Gets trapped in a cage. Oh that's what you meant.
Announcer: The 1st 10 people that get caught are UFE.
Yin-Yang: [Yin: We need to run. Yang: I know that already you idiot.) (Gets caught in a cage) [Yin: Ugh, welll this sucks. Yang: YOU THINK!!!]
(1 hour later)
Test Tube: (Sees Marshmallow and Apple in cages) I guess that's 4 down, 6 to go.
(2 hours later)
Pen: (Sees Rocky and Bubble in cages) Wow, this going downhill fast.
(3 hours later)
MePhone4: (Holding the time card) Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards.
Announcer: Fine.
(3 more hours later)
Announcer: (Sees Pen, Gelatin, OJ and Suitcase in cages) Well, it looks like Bomby, Yin-Yang, Marshy, Apple, Rocky, Bubble, Pen, Gelatin, Suitcase and OJ are up for elimination, however, we're changing the voting method so objects not on the show can vote, therefore we might be able to get a lot more votes, and we can beat the 20 vote record from Episode 9.
Pen: OK.
Episode 28: Sprinting for Life[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Hello, people.
Contestants that are UFE: Hello.
Announcer: Like I said last episode, objects not on this show will be voting, well, 7 objects voted, now we'll see who is safe and who is eliminated, you're get a Bendy Straw if you're safe.
MePhone4: Safe at 0 votes are Suitcase, Bubble, Apple, Marshmallow, Pen and Gelatin.
(Suitcase, Bubble, Apple, Marshmallow, Pen and Gelatin get Bendy Straws.)
Announcer: OJ, even though you won II, you also got 0 votes.
OJ: That's good to hear. (Gets a Bendy Straw.)
Announcer: Yin-Yang, your arguing is annoying, but (Throws Yin-Yang a Bendy Straw) You're safe at 1 vote.
(Bomby and Rocky stare)
MePhone4: I can happily announce that Bomby is safe at 2 votes.
(Bomby gets a Bendy Straw)
Announcer: So that means Rocky is out with the remaining 4 votes.
(Rocky gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: IT'S CHALLENGE TIME! The challenge today is to sprint 2 kilometers and the winner can pick 10 contestants to be up for elimination, oh, and if you can fly, then you're excused. GO!
(Meanwhile, in the TLC)
[Coiny is sitting with his arms folded]
Knife: Hey Coiny, wanna play Cards?
Coiny: Sure I Guess.
Flower: Since I've got nothing else to do, I'll play along.
(Meanwhile)
Pen: Look, the finish line.
Ruby: (Passes Pen) Coming throw.)
Pen: Hey!
(Pen and Ruby race near the finish line at close speeds)
(Drumroll)
(Screen goes dark then lights up again)
(Drumroll stops)
(Pen is seen across the finish line)
Pen: YES!
MePhone4: Pen wins, he can pick 10 people to be UFE.
Pen: OK, I pick Bubble, Ruby, Book, Ice Cube, Trophy, Donut, Baseball, Nickel, Bow and Lightbulb.
Ice Cube: Wha?
MePhone4: Well, that is that, Bubble, Ruby, Book, Ice Cube, Trophy, Donut, Baseball, Nickel, Bow and Lightbulb are up for elimination, so objects not in the show, vote, oh, and readers, if you try to vote in the comments, it won't count, sorry if the ending of last episode confused you.
Episode 29: Hiding for Life[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Hey guys, how are you?
Nickel: Good.
Announcer: Good, so we got...
(The TV shows 2)
Announcer: Wait a sec, that doesn't seem right.
(The TV glitches for a moment then it shows 12, meaning there are 12 votes)
Announcer: Ah, there we go, it was the 1st time since Episode 19 that the 2nd digit was used, we weren't sure if it would work.
Bow: Just get on with it, I have places to be.
MePhone4: We were about to get to that.
Announcer: Also, for the time in a while, we have cake, you don't get a slice, you're eliminated. Bubble is at 0 votes. (In a slow voice) AGAIN.
Bubble: (Gets a slice of cake) Yoy.
MePhone4: The other 3 people who got 0 votes are Ice Cube, Lightbulb and Baseball.
(Ice Cube, Lightbulb and Baseball get cake)
Announcer: Book, who doesn't like being called well read, is at 1 vote.
(Book gets a slice of cake.)
Announcer: So did Ruby.
Ruby: Yes. (Gets a slice of cake.)
(Nickel, Donut, Trophy and Bow stare)
MePhone4: Nickel, no need to worry, you're also safe at 1 vote.
Announcer, So now it's down to Donut, Trophy and Bow. Safe at 2 votes is Bow.
Bow: (Catches her cake)
Announcer: Now it's down to Donut and Trophy, both of them rejoined the game, but one of them is safe at 3 votes while the other got 4 votes.
(Donut and Trophy stare in distress)
Announcer: Donut.
Donut: *Gulp*
Announcer: Is safe at 3 votes while Trophy, with 4 votes, you've just been eliminated, again.
Donut: Thank god. (Gets his slice of cake)
(Trophy is hit by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: OK, onto the next challenge, but 1st I have a announcement.
Leafy: What is it?
Announcer: Well, you know how 1 person rejoins at each rejoin, well, I decided that 1 person rejoining was boring, so 3 people will be rejoining, and this will be the last rejoin, so people, go ahead and vote a eliminated contestants back, the 3 people with the most votes will be back in the game.
(After the people still in the game vote.)
Announcer: OK, now let's see who everyone voted to rejoin, with the most votes at 10, Flower, you've finally rejoined.
Flower: YES!
Announcer: Don't be happy, Flower, you could be eliminated again in the future, which reminds me, Woody only got 1 vote, sorry Woody, but if you weren't scared of everything, you would've gotten more votes.
MePhone4: Anyways, with 9 votes, Knife, welcome back to UOW.
Knife: Yeah!
Announcer: Eraser, even with 2 votes, you're not rejoining.
Eraser: Aw.
Announcer: Tissues and Pickle, one more person is rejoining, let's show the votes.
(Pickle = 3, Tissues = 5)
Announcer: Wow, Tissues, with 2 more votes than Pickle, you can rejoin the game, sorry Pickle, but I guess everyone thought you had your time on UOW already.
MePhone4: See you eliminated contestants that didn't rejoin, I'd say better luck next time, but this is the last rejoin.
(The eliminated contestants are sent to the TLC)
Announcer: Now for the challenge, it is to find OCs hidden in random locations, GO!
Flower: (Finds N from NoNameUltimate) It's the team hater from the 1st Episode.
N: Yeah, hi.
Knife: (Finds Sword from Infinityblade2005) Hello Sword.
Sword: Oh hey Knife.
Tissues: (Finds Cottony from PEASHOOTERFAN) Hey uh, goys?
Cottony: Uh, hi?
(45 minutes later)
MePhone4: Well, everyone except Test Tube, Firey, Leafy, Fan, Cherries, Bubble, OJ, Paper and Pen found someone, those 9 people are up for elimination, who will the objects not in this vote for? Find out next episode.
Episode 30: Laser Time[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Hey guys, you're the people who were up for elimination.
Firey: Yep.
Announcer: Good, so anyways, we got.
(The TV says 0)
Announcer: Hold 1 quarter of a minute, that doesn't seem right.
(The TV glitches for a moment then it shows 12, meaning there are 12 votes)
Announcer: Aw there we go, we got the same amount of votes at last episode's elimination, so we weren't sure if the TV would work.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, you'll get a boomerang if you're safe, Fan, Paper, Leafy, Cherries and Bubble got 0 votes.
(Fan, Paper, Leafy, Cherries and Bubble get boomerangs.)
Announcer: OJ and Firey only got 1 vote each.
(Firey catches his boomerang, while OJ's boomerang hits him and he shatters.)
(Test Tube and Pen stare)
Announcer: The last person safe is...
(Test Tube and Pen stare in distress)
Announcer: Pen with 4 votes, Test Tube is out with 6 votes.
Test Tube: Aw. (Flung into the Rejection Portal.)
Pen: Thank goodness. (Gets his boomerang)
MePhone4: Now onto the challenge, which is to dodge lasers, the 8 people that are zapped are UFE.
Bomby: What Laser? (Gets zapped)
Announcer: And it looks like Bomby is already out.
Chessy: Ouch, that sound like it hurt. (Gets zapped)
(The contestants run around, and Balloon and Teardrop get zapped).
MePhone4: I think we should speed this up.
(The lasers speed up.)
Leafy: Uh oh.
Firey: RUN FASTER!
(The Lasers zap Pin, Nickel, Needle and Yin-Yang)
Announcer: And it looks like Bomby, Cheesy, Balloon, TD, Pin, Nickel, Needy (Slap) and Yin-Yang are up for elimination.
Episode 31: Dodgeball Time[]
Announcer: It's time for elimination.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: There are 32 contestants, soon to be 31, and there are 8 contestants up for elimination.
Pin: Just get on with it.
Announcer: Fine, we got 14 votes, the prizes are Lollipops.
Teardrop: (Tasty.)
Announcer: The people with no votes are Balloon, Teardrop, Pin and Needle.
(Balloon, Teardrop, Pin and Needle get lollipops)
MePhone4: Nickel and Yin-Yang only got 1 vote each.
(Nickel and Yin-Yang get lollipops)
Announcer: So now it's either Bomby or Cheesy to leave the game, I will now reveal the votes.
(Bomby and Cheesy stare)
Announcer: The contestant safe with only 3 votes is... Cheesy.
Cheesy: Yes. (Gets a lollipop)
Announcer: Bomby, with a record of 9 votes, you've just been eliminated.
(Bomby is flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Final 31, time for the next challenge, a game of Dodgeball with a twist, you may also use bombs.
Tennis Ball: Yikes.
Announcer: Yikes indeed TB, GO!
Cheesy: So, where are the... (Gets hit by a dodgeball)
Bubble: Woah. (Gets hit by a dodgeball and pops)
Ice Cube: Bubble, no offense, but why are you so easy to.. (Gets killed by a bomb)
Donut: GAH! (The dodgeballs go throw his hole) Wow, that was easy.
(The dodgeballs hit Puffball)
Puffball: Ow.
Suitcase: OMG, this is chaos.
Bow: I know right.
(Bow and Suitcase are blown up by bombs)
Pen: I've got to be immune... (Gets hit by a dodgeball) What???
Announcer: And Cheesy, Bubble, Icy, Puffy, Suitcase, Bow and Pen are up for elimination, so people not on the show, go ahead and vote someone off.
Episode 32: Mazing Problems[]
Announcer: Gosh darn it, you people really need to give some more challenge ideas, but whatever, time for elimination.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome to elimination, how do you feel.
Suitcase: Bad.
Pen: Absolutely Terrible.
Announcer: I know how you feel, anyways, we got 13 votes, just a vote lower than last time, the prizes are Chainsaws because we ran out of cakes.
Bow: How did you get those though.
Announcer: It's complicated.
(Meanwhile)
MePhone4S: Where'd my chainsaws go?
(Back to the elimination area)
Announcer: Anyways, Ice Cube, you're the only person that got 0 votes, you're safe.
Ice Cube: (Jumps over the chainsaw)
MePhone4: Puffball, Bubble and Suitcase only got 1 vote each.
Bubble: What a relief.
(Puffball, Bubble and Suitcase jump over the chainsaws)
Announcer: It's down to Cheesy, Pen and Bow.
Bow: Oh no.
Announcer: Bow, you know how some people find you annoying?
Bow: Yes.
Announcer: Well, you're in luck, because you only got 2 votes.
Bow: Coolness. (Jumps over the chainsaw)
Announcer: It's down to Pen and Cheesy, Pen, I don't know why people voted for you, and Cheesy, you'll most likely get eliminated since you were in the bottom 2 last episode.
MePhone4: The last person safe is...
(Pen and Cheesy stare)
MePhone4: Pen with 3 votes.
Pen: YES! (Dodges his chainsaw)
MePhone4: Cheesy, I'm sorry, but you got 5 votes, that's enough to eliminate you, again.
Cheesy: Well Announcer, you were right about me getting eliminated since I was in the bottom 2 last time. (flung into the Rejection Portal)
Marshmallow: And now we're back to the Final 30.
Apple: Hopefully we make it to the Final 20.
Announcer: So your next challenge is to escape a maze, the 3 people that don't make out are UFE. GO!
Bow: Hey Marsh, Apple.
Marshmallow & Apple: Yeah?
Bow: Since we're actually good friends now, we should form a alliance.
Marshmallow: Great idea, but 3 people wouldn't be enough, should we let Cherries join, I feel sympathetic for how bad he felt after knocking me to Mars.
Apple: Yeah, I think we should let him join.
Cherries: Really, cool. :)
Puffball: This could be difficult, oh wait, I can fly.
MePhone4: Uh uh uh, no flying.
Puffball: "Great".
Blue Planet (From Challenge to Win): THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Flower: So far so good, if I'm lucky, I might be able to get to the Final 10.
Knife: Something I'll be worthy off.
(25 minutes later)
MePhone4: OK, only 1 spot for immunity left, and only Flower, Tissues, Knife and Donut are not out yet.
Knife: Oh god, I've got to find the exit soon, or I'll be eliminated. (Sees the exit) Ah ha.
Flower: OK, I think I'm almost out of this maze.
Announcer: And we have the last person that's immune.
Flower: 0_o WHAT!?! I can't believe I lost, I thought I would've won for sure, oh well, I probably won't win this competition anyway.
Announcer: Knife, congratulations on being the last one to exit the maze, Flower, Tissues and Donut are up for elimination, the objects not in the show will now vote for who they want out next episode.
Episode 33: Digging Time[]
Announcer: Wow, you people must be real busy since you can't put challenge ideas in the comments, oh well, let's get to the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: It's time for elimination, we got 18 votes, Flower, Donut and Tissues were up for elimination.
Tissues: Jost get to it. *A-CHOO*!
MePhone4: Right, anyways, the prizes for today are kabobs.
Donut: OK.
Announcer: So yeah, if you're safe, you'll get a kabob, otherwise, you're eliminated.
Tissues: Thot dosen't seem goiod.
MePhone4: Well Tissues, be thankful because you only got 1 vote.
Tissues: Really, wow, thanks for keeping in goys. (Gets a kabob)
Announcer: So now it's down to Donut and Flower.
Donut: What? Why do I keep getting so many votes?!?
Flower: I don't have anything to say.
Announcer: You know, you were the 1st eliminated in the 1st and 2nd seasons of BFDI, you know that.
Donut: Just get to it. :(
MePhone4: Fine, the last kabob goes to...
(Donut and Flower stare)
MePhone4: Donut, with 5 votes, sorry Flower, but you've been eliminated with a record of 12 votes.
Flower: Oh well, it's fine. (flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: For the next challenge, you'll be digging for some Diamonds, Gold or any other things down there.
Puffball: OK.
Random Voice: GO!
Marshmallow: OK alliance, how do we win this?
Apple: Well, the hosts gave everyone shovels so why don't we use them.
Bow: OK.
Cherries: Yeah, we're still in this.
Announcer: Oh yeah, limbless and armless ones are excused.
Nickel: Well that's a relief.
Pen: (In the ground) Hmmmm, oh, a diamond.
(1 Hour Later)
Gelatin: (In the ground) Is that gold I see?
(2 Hours Later)
Teardrop: (Finds a Diamond and Gold)
(3 Hours Later)
Announcer: OK, now let's see the results.
(The results are shown)
Announcer: Well, it looks like Firey, Bubble, Leafy, OJ, Paper and Knife are up for elimination, so people not in the show, vote to eliminate one of them.
Episode 34: Climbing Mayhem[]
Announcer: Wow, we're getting challenge suggestions again, I guess what I said last episode made them give more suggestions, I appreciate it guys.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Elimination Time.
OJ: We know it's time.
MePhone4: We know, anyways, we got 28 votes, a record high.
Announcer: The prizes for today is Donut's corpse, cut up into 5 perfectly identical pieces, but don't worry, he's been recovered.
Paper: Just get on with it.
MePhone4: Don't be so imp Paper.
Announcer: Yeah, anyways, Knife, you only got 1 vote, it's probably since this is your 1st elimination since you rejoined or something.
Knife: Yes. (Gets a Donut chunk)
MePhone4: Firey, Leafy and Bubble are safe with 4 votes each.
(Firey, Leafy and Bubble get Donut chunks)
Announcer: Now it's down to OJ, the Inanimate Insanity winner, and Paper, the 2nd Inanimate Insanity rejoiner, both of them have good reasons to be eliminated, but one of them is safe at 7 votes while the other is eliminated at 8 votes.
Paper: Oh no. :(
Announcer: The last person safe, is............
(OJ and Paper stare)
Announcer: Paper, with 7 votes, not surprisingly, the fact that OJ won II Season 1 has gotten him 8 votes, therefore he is eliminated.
OJ: *Sighs* I saw this coming. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Now we have the Final 28, the next challenge is to climb a terribly high rock climb with no safety rope supports, the five that don't make it up will be up for elimination. GO!
Lightbulb (Struggling to stay on the rock climb) Oh crap, I'm slipping. (Falls and shatters)
Nickel: That must've hurt.
Pin: I know, but let me throw you to the top, since you have no arms. (Throws Nickel to the top)
Nickel: (Gets up) Thank you Pin.
(Meanwhile, in the TLC)
OJ: *Sighs*
Salt: OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hugs OJ Tight) I missed you.
OJ: Get off me please.
(Back to the challenge)
Firey: (Gets to the top) Yes, not getting put up for elimination today.
Leafy: (Gets to the top) Nice.
Suitcase: (Her handle is held on my Gelatin) I appropriate you carrying me up.
Gelatin: You're welcome (Gets to the top)
Suitcase: Hi guys.
Baseball: (Gets to the top) That was close.
(6 and a half hours later)
Fan: *Breathes* At the top at last.
MePhone4: And we have the last contestant safe from elimination.
Puffball: (Flies up) Hey guys, I'm here.
MePhone4: Where were you?
Puffball: I was sleeping and I didn't notice this challenge until now.
Announcer: Well you're still up for elimination.
Puffball: I know.
Announcer: So people not on this show, vote for either Bubble, Ice Cube, Puffball, Lightbulb or Cherries to be eliminated.
Episode 35: Baseball Time[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome you 5 to the elimination, one of you will be going home.
Cherries: We know.
Announcer: Good, we got 29 votes, one vote more then last time, the smallest increase ever.
MePhone4: Also, the prizes are Oatmeal Raisin Cookies, sorry if you hate them.
Ice Cube: It's alright.
MePhone4: Anyways, with only 1 vote, Lightbulb, you're safe.
Lightbulb: Yes. (Gets a Oatmeal Raisin Cookie)
Announcer: Also safe with 2 votes, is Ice Cube.
Ice Cube: Yeah. (Gets a Oatmeal Raisin Cookie)
MePhone4: Safe with 3 votes is Cherries.
Cherries: Close one. (Gets a Oatmeal Raisin Cookie)
Announcer: So now it's down to Bubble and Puffball, let's see who'll be eliminated next.
(Bubble and Puffball stare)
[Puffball = 5, Bubble = 18]
Announcer: Wow, with 5 votes, Puffball is the last person safe, with a record of 18 votes, Bubble, you've been eliminated.
Puffball: As I expected (Gets a Oatmeal Raisin Cookie)
Bubble: Oh noio, but I can't be going noiow. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
Ice Cube: No, Bubble! :'(
(In the TLC)
(Bubble comes out of the Rejection Portal and lands next to Pencil and Match)
Pencil: Bubble, we missed you.
Bubble: Pencil, Match, I was hoiping I'od win for you 2, but I'm so glod to see yoiou agoin.
Match: Yeah, but that also like means that our alliance is down to 3 members.
Pencil: Yeah...
(Meanwhile)
Announcer: Time for the next challenge, a game of baseball, limbless and armless ones are excused.
Random Voice: GO!
MePhone4: You'll be taking turns to hit the baseballs with the bat, remember, 3 strikes and you're out.
Pen: OK, (Hits a baseball and it goes over the field) Home Run.
(In the TLC)
OJ: Hmm, I wonder how Paper's coping.
(Meanwhile)
Paper: Not very well. (Gets hit a baseball) Ow.
Teardrop: (Ouch, that must've hurt)
(A few minutes later)
Gelatin: (Hits a baseball and it goes over the field) Home Run FTW.
MePhone4: Indeed so, anyways, TV, show the results.
(The TV shows the results)
Announcer: And it looks like Paper, Needle, Knife, Ruby and Apple are up for elimination, so people not on this show, go ahead and vote someone off.
Episode 36: Stackers of Fury[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Well, you 5 didn't perform well in the baseball challenge, which put you up for elimination.
Apple: We know that Speakery, but are you gonna show the votes.
MePhone4: Yes Apple, so don't be impatient.
Knife: Just get on with it.
Announcer: Fine, we got 37 votes, the prizes are sticks.
MePhone4: Out of the votes, Ruby is safe at 2 votes.
Ruby: Yes! (Gets a stick)
Announcer: Apple only got 3 votes, so she's also safe.
Apple: Thank goodness. (Gets a stick)
MePhone4: Needle is also safe at 5 votes.
Needle: Thanks for not calling me Needy. (Gets a stick)
Announcer: Only Paper and Knife remain, one of them will be sent to the TLC, and I bet you're really scared.
Paper: Well Knife, it was nice competing with you, NOT! Looks like you might be eliminated for betraying me in II.
Knife: That was 4 years ago.
Announcer: Let's show the votes.
(Paper and Knife stare)
(Knife = 12, Paper = 15)
MePhone4: And with 12 votes, Knife is safe, while Paper is eliminated with 15 votes.
Knife: YES! (Gets a stick)
Paper: W-W-WHAT!!! (Gets hit by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
(In the TLC)
(Paper comes out of the Rejection Portal)
OJ: Oh hey Paper, did you get eliminated too?
Paper: Yeah, unfortunately.
OJ: Well that's sad.
Cheesy: So how many votes did you get.
Paper: *Sighs* Nevermind.
(Meanwhile)
Announcer: So, with Paper gone, we have our Final 26.
Donut: So what's the next challenge?
Announcer: A stacking challenge, thr 3 people with the lowest stacks will be up for elimination.
Random Voice.
Puffball: Um, question.
MePhone4: Yes Puffball.
Puffball: How do you expect me to stack without limbs?
Announcer: Oh yeah, you're excused.
Pin: I've got this in the bag. (Stacks 5 things together) See?
Nickel: Oh please, that's nothing compared to mine. (Shows that he stacked 10 things together)
Marshmallow: Well, I've stacked 20 things.
(A few hours later)
Announcer: OK, let's see how you did.
(A few minutes at looking at stacks later)
Announcer: Well, Pen, Balloon and Needy (Slap) have the lowest stacks, so they're up for elimination, so go ahead people not on the show, it's time to vote someone out.
Episode 37: Monkey Bar Race[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome to elimination, how do you feel.
Balloon: Terrible, and also scared.
Announcer: I know how you feel Balloon, anyways, today we got 61 votes.
MePhone4: The prizes are Poison Ivy Burgers because of budget cuts.
Balloon: Seriously, you realize Poison Ivy isn't eatable, right?
MePhone4: Don't mock the choice of the prize please?
Balloon: OK, sorry.
Announcer: Well Balloon, be thankful because you only got 9 votes.
Balloon: What a relief. (Jumps over the Poison Ivy Burger)
Announcer: Only Pen and Needle remain, the vast majority of the voters voted for one of you.
Pen: Why would people vote me out, I don't understand.
Needle: Who would vote me out?
MePhone4: Everyone?
Needle: Shut up.
MePhone4: Anyways, time to show the votes.
(Needle and Pen stare)
(Pen = 22, Needle = 30)
MePhone4: Needle is eliminated with a record of 30 votes, while Pen is safe with only 22 votes.
Needle: Aw Seriously.
Pen: YES! (Dodges his Poison Ivy Burger)
(Needle is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: Alright contestants, it's time for the next challenge.
Pin: I think this will be a hard challenge.
MePhone4: And you're right Pin, it's to go across a 500 km long monkey bar 500 m off the ground.
Fan: A bit too extreme don't you think?
Announcer: Whatever, the 4 people who do the worst in the challenge are up for elimination, limbless and armless ones are excused. GO!
(30 minutes later)
Knife: That's odd, it's been half a hour and no one has fallen. (his hand slips and he falls) I shoud've known.
Lightbulb: OMGA. (Her hand starts to lose it's grip.) OMG NO. (Grabs hold of another bar just in time) *Sighs in relive* (Her hand slips off the bar) Uh oh. (Falls and shatters upon impact to the ground)
Ruby: Yikes.
Pin: I know right?
Ruby: Uh Pin, your hand's losing it's grip.
Pin: Huh? (Falls)
Announcer: And now it's time for the excited part. Tee Hee Hee. (Throws random things in the air, some hit the contestants but they hold their grip.)
Gelatin: Hey!
Announcer: Shoot, I'm out of stuff to throw, hmmmmm. (Throws a shovel at TD and she falls the the abyss below)
Teardrop: (I just don't know what went wrong)
MePhone4: Well, that is that, so people no here, vote for either Knife, Lightbulb, Pin or Teardrop to be eliminated.
Episode 38: Rope Swings of Justice[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Knife, Lightbulb, Pin and Teardrop, as you 4 remember, you were up for elimination, the people voted, so it's time for one of you to be eliminated.
Pin: Oh dear god.
Announcer: Anyways, we got a total of 80 votes, whoever doesn't recicve today's prize, which a pumpkin for some reason, will be eliminated.
Knife: Just get on with it.
MePhone4: Fine, the 1st person safe is Teardrop, with only 4 votes.
Teardrop: [Yes!] (Gets a pumpkin)
MePhone4: Lightbulb is also safe with 11 votes.
Lightbulb: Yeah. (Gets a pumpkin)
Announcer: So Pin and Knife are the bottom 2.
Pin: 0_0 Oh crud, it's not time for me to go, I need to get myself to victory.
Knife: Well jig's up pal, I'm a mean character and therefore I'm safe.
MePhone4: One of you will be ranking 25th on the show, and that person is...
(Pin and Knife stare)
(Pin = 19, Knife = 47)
MePhone4: So Pin, you're safe with 19 votes while Knife is eliminated with a record of 47 votes.
Knife: What!?! That's rigged! (Flung into the Rejection Portal) RIGGGGGGGGGGED!!!
Pin: Thank god. (Gets a pumpkin)
Announcer: So, with Knife gone, we have the Final 24, challenge time.
Pen: And what is the challenge?
MePhone4: It's to swing from a rope for how far as you can, the 4 that get the lowest height loses, OH, and limbless ones are excused, since armless ones can grab ropes with their legs for some reason, so GO!
Tennis Ball: (Leg fails to reach rope) Woah.
Announcer: And that clumsy Tennis Ball is already out.
Pin: I've got to try myself not to fall, hmmmm?
Gelatin: This might be difficult.
MePhone4: Oh yeah, some ropes might break apart if you stay on them for too long.
Gelatin: Wait, WHAT?! (The rope he's holding snaps and he falls)
Fan: Yikes.
Pin: I'd actually found that funny.
Fan: That doesn't seem nice.
Pin: Heck, Gelatin might get eliminated.
Fan: Silly Pin, you were in the bottom 2 last time.
Pin: But if Pen falls then he'll be in the bottom 2.
Pen: HEY! (Slaps Pin)
Pin: Ow! (Pushes Pen into Marshmallow, who loses her grip)
Pen: (grabs hold of the rope) That was close.
Balloon: ... How am I still in?
Firey: Fall Yin-Yang.
Yin-Yang [Yin: Oh no!, Yang: Oh Yes!] (Falls)
MePhone4: And TB, Gelatin, Marsh and Yin-Yang are up for elimination, time for people not here to vote.
Episode 39: Epic Long Jumps[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK you 4, last time you failed the rope challenge and were up for elimination.
Marshmallow: So how many votes did we get?
MePhone4: You'll see, we got a total of 158 votes, the 1st time we hit over 100 votes this season.
Announcer: Anyways, Marshmallow is safe with 9 votes, here's some broken glass I just found.
Marshmallow: (Dodges the broken glass)
MePhone4: Gelatin is also safe with 34 votes.
Gelatin: YES, but why so many votes?
MePhone4: Don't know, don't care.
Gelatin: (Dodges the broken glass)
Announcer: It's between Tennis Ball and Yin-Yang, while Tennis Ball is positively stable, we can't say the same for Yin and Yang.
Yin-Yang: [Yin: That's why I miss being separated. Yang: WHAT!?! You were the one who wanted us back together! Yin: But that was only because you were getting too evil.]
Tennis Ball: *Gulp*
Announcer: Anyways, let's display the results.
(Tennis Ball and Yin-Yang stare)
(Yin-Yang = 49, Tennis Ball = 66)
Announcer: Yin-Yang, you're safe with 49 votes, while Tennis Ball, with a record high of 66 votes, YOU, ARE, ELIMINATED!
Tennis Ball: Wha?!? Why am I eliminated? People like background characters.
Announcer: It's probably because of your clumsiness.
(Tennis Ball is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: For the next challenge, you'll be doing a long jump, the 5 people who have the lowest height will be up for elimination.
Firey: That must be the stupidest challenge I've ever heard off.
Announcer: DO YOU WANT TO BE ELIMINATED!?!?
Firey: No.
Announcer: OK then, GO!
Firey: (Jumps over 500 meters) Wow, that was easy.
Leafy: (Jumps 1000 meters) Yeah.
(10 Hours Later)
Announcer: OK, only one more person to jump, that happens to be Tissues.
Tissues: OK goys. *A-CHOO*! (Sneezes all the way to over 9000 meters)
Announcer: Wow, Tissues somehow jumped the highest out of everyone.
MePhone4: Yeah, anyways, the 5 people who had the lowest height are up for elimination, so people not here, vote for either Ice Cube, Pen, Apple, Nickel or Cherries to be eliminated.
Episode 40: Cooking For The Better[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, so, you you all ready for the elimination?
Apple: Yeah.
MePhone4: OK then, we got a record amount of votes with 220 votes.
Announcer: Ice Cube, you've gotten 20 votes this time, so you're safe, the prizes for today are cinder blocks.
(Ice Cube gets a cinder block)
MePhone4: Cherries, even with 29 votes, you're safe.
(Cherries gets a cinder block)
Announcer: Apple, despite your low intelligence, you only got 33 votes, you're safe.
Apple: To be honest, I was getting kinda scared that I would be eliminated this episode.
Announcer: Actually, if we allowed people to vote more than once, you would've been eliminated with 124 votes, but we don't.
(Apple gets a cinder block)
MePhone4: There's only 1 cinder block left, Pen, Nickel, one of you will be eliminated.
Pen: Bottom 2 again, really?
Announcer: Let's show the votes.
(Pen and Nickel stare)
(Pen = 39, Nickel = 99)
Announcer: Pen is safe with 39 votes, so Nickel, the competitor that competes in both BFDIA and II has been eliminated with a record of 99 votes.
Pen: Hooray!
Nickel: You're kidding me.
Announcer: Nope.
(Nickel is punched by the Fist-Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
Baseball: Well, there goes our alliance member.
Suitcase: Yeah.
Announcer: We're down to the final 22, only 20 more eliminations before the finale.
Leafy: Woah.
Announcer: Anyways, time for the next challenge.
Pen: Which is...
Announcer: A cooking contest, you may use any ingredient, but if you want more of a challenge, there's also 4 mystery ingredients, hidden in random locations.
Random Voice: GO!
Firey: OK, what should I make? Hmmmm.
(Meanwhile, in the TLC)
Nickel: (Flies out of the Rejection Portal) Hey everyone, I got eliminated.
Coiny: And I'm walking away, goodbye (Walks off)
(Back to the Challenge)
Suitcase: Since I don't what to cook, I don't know what to do?
(2 Hours Later)
MePhone4: OK guys, let's see what you made.
Leafy: Mine's Strawberry Cake.
MePhone4: *Sigh* Not good enough Leafy. (Eats the cake) Tastes good though.
Pen: Look at mine.
MePhone4: *Sees that Pen's Strawberry Cake, like Leafy's* Ugh, should've known.
Pen: I win right?
MePhone4: You'll win once you jump off a cliff.
Pen: OK. (Jumps off a cliff) (Author's note: MePhone was joking. XD)
(Later)
MePhone4: OK, so, Pen, Donut, Firey, you 3 had the worst meals, so you're up for elimination.
Episode 41: Dreams for Mountain Climbing[]
MePhone4: OK guys, let's get to the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK Pen, Donut and Firey, you 3 were up for elimination.
Donut: True.
Announcer: Yeah, let's get started cause we got 259 votes, which is the most so far.
Firey: I think I'm gonna be eliminated since I won BFDI.
MePhone4: But Firey, you got the least amount of votes, with only 23 votes.
Firey: *GASP* YES! I can't believe it.
MePhone4: Well you better, the prizes are lemons because why not.
(Firey gets a lemon)
Announcer: It's down to Donut and Pen, the majority of the voters voted for one of them.
Donut: Oh no, not again.
Pen: Well Donut, you're going down.
Donut: Hey. :(
Announcer: Enough, anyways, let's show the votes!
(Pen and Donut stare)
[Donut = 92, Pen = 144]
(Authors Note: I bet you weren't expecting that Pen fans)
Donut: YES!
Pen: WHAT!?!
Announcer: Donut is safe with only 92 votes, while Pen, with a record high of 144 votes, is FINALLY eliminated!
Pen: You know what, I'm completely fine with this, cause from my time here, I had fun. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Now that Pen is gone, we have the final 21.
Suitcase: That's good.
Announcer: Your next challenge test your climbing skills because it's to climb a very high mountain, without any climbing gear.
GO!
Announcer: Oh and Puffball, no flying or I'll have to eliminate you.
Puffball: *Sigh* Fine. Wait, I can't climb a mountain.
Infinityblade2005: That's what I said.
Announcer: Just try.
MePhone4: Also, the 1st person to reach the top will get a reward.
(10 Hours of climbing later)
Lightbulb: *Sighs* Am I the 1st one up.
MePhone4: Yep, you win.
Lightbulb: Yeah, so what's my reward.
Announcer: You get to pick 8 people to be up for elimination.
Lightbulb: Oh, well then I guess I'll pick, Book, Ruby, Ice Cube, Baseball, Suitcase, Puffball, Tissues and Donut to be up for elimination then because yolo.
Announcer: That's good, so Book, Ruby, Ice Cube, Baseball, Suitcase, Puffball, Tissues and Donut, time for you people not here to vote someone.
(Meanwhile, in the TLC)
Pen: (Comes out of the Rejection Portal) Hi guys, what's up?
Eraser: Pen, wasn't expecting to be eliminated.
Pen: Neither did I, but I'm good with it.
Snowball: Lucky for you, you made it farther then us.
Blocky: Yeah, what he said.
Pencil: Pen, you're here, I missed you.
Pen: I missed you too Pencil.
Episode 42: Twenty Remaining for Cave Adventures[]
MePhone4: Alright then Speaker, I was thinking that the next challenge could be a eating competition.
Announcer: Uhh...
MePhone4: What? It's just a simple eating challenge, we've been putting them up to the task lately.
Announcer: I don't think that's a good idea though.
MePhone4: Ugh, fine, the challenge is underneath that cliff.
Announcer: *Looks underneath the cliff* Oh, I get it.
MePhone4: Yeah, I'd say we trick the contestants into thinking it's a eating challenge.
Announcer: *Sighs* Fine, let's just get to the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Welcome to the elimination, you'll be going from the Final 21 to the Final 20 as one of you is about to be eliminated.
Book: I think we know that.
MePhone4: Good, anyways, we got 288 votes.
Ice Cube: I think I'm gonna get eliminated due to my blandness.
Announcer: Says Ice Cube, who's safe with the least amount of votes, at 5 votes, the prizes are muffins.
Ice Cube: Yeah! (Gets a muffin)
MePhone4: Now, Ruby, you got 7 votes, so you're also safe.
Ruby: Awesome. (Gets a muffin)
Announcer: Book is also safe with 10 votes.
Book: Yes. (Gets a muffin)
Suitcase: Bottom 5, *gulp* I get the feeling I'll be eliminated.
Announcer: What are you talking about?
Suitcase: What do you mean by that?
Announcer: I mean that you're safe because you only got 28 votes.
Suitcase: Wow, really, OK. (Gets a muffin)
MePhone4: Only Tissues, Donut, Puffball and Baseball are left.
Baseball: I can predict the future, and I know that I'm safe.
Puffball: Lair, I'll be safe.
Donut: Why so many votes, I don't understand.
Tissues: This is moy condiSHAWN's fault.
MePhone4: Well Tissues, your condishawn's not getting you eliminated today because you only got 38 votes.
Tissues: Yus! (Gets a muffin)
MePhone4: The next person safe is Donut with 43 votes.
Donut: Knew it. (Gets a muffin)
Announcer: It's down to Baseball and Puffball.
Puffball: *Sighs* People, I know my love for the prize got unstable in BFDIA 5e, but I'm over that now.
Baseball: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Announcer: Let's display the votes.
(Puffball and Baseball stare)
[Puffball = 45, Baseball = 112]
Puffball: YES.
Baseball: Ugh, it's all because Nickel's out, isn't it?
Announcer: Sorry Puffball Haters, but Puffy is safe with 45 votes, while Baseball is out with 112 votes.
Puffball Haters: D'OH!
Kyle Robert Prince: YES! Baseball's gone.
(Baseball is flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: OK guys, let's get to the 42nd challenge.
Pin: Do we really have to start it now, I can barely get up.
MePhone4: Wow, really, even Gelatin has the strength to stand up.
Gelatin: True.
Pin: Alright, you have a point.
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is a "eating" challenge.
Pin: Wait, are you dead serious?
Announcer: Very serious, but 1st, we have to cross this perfectly safe bridge (Shows the bridge).
Leafy: That bridge doesn't seem very safe.
MePhone4: Don't worry, it's been there for a couple weeks. (Touches the bridge and it creeps a little) Make that a couple months.
(The Final 20 are unsure)
MePhone4: Anyways, let's go across it to the other side.
(As everyone crosses the bridge)
Suitcase: This bridge doesn't seem stable.
Balloon: Don't worry, if the hosts say it's OK, it's OK.
(One of the planks break off and fall into the abyss below)
Suitcase *Annoyed* You were saying.
Balloon: Wow, that could've been a faulty plank.
Suitcase: Right...
Gelatin: I kinda don't trust the hosts on this one.
Firey: Yeah, me neither.
Gelatin:Bet yer £5 it won't be a eating challenge.
Firey: Deal.
(MePhone4 and the Announcer are at the other end where a lever is at)
MePhone4: OK People, get ready for your next challenge. (Pulls the lever)
Book: But we haven't even crossed the...
(The bridge disappears and everyone falls into the abyss, everything goes dark, and when the screen brightens up again, the contestants are shown in a cave)
Gelatin: Ha! You owe me £5.
Firey: Grrrr. (Hands over £5)
Ice Cube: Wait, where are we?
Announcer: Welcome contestants to this random cave we found the other day.
Marshmallow: Is this even safe?
Announcer: Probably, anyways, the 6 people who escape last are up for elimination.
Donut: This should be easy.
(Later)
Donut: (Covered in Jelly Filling marks) OW OW OW! (Makes it out) That was less easier than I expected.
Marshmallow: And not even safe...
MePhone4: Well you're the 1st 2 people out.
Puffball: Make that 3.
MePhone4: Yeah, whatever.
(2 Hours Later)
Announcer: Hmm, I don't see Pin, Ice Cube, Firey, Lightbulb, Balloon or Fan, I guess they loose this challenge, so they're up for elimination.
Episode 43: Outta This World Antics[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Hell guys, last time, you people didn't escape the cave, so you 6 were up for elimination.
Firey: Just get to the votes.
MePhone4: Fine, we got a total of 450 votes, that's a Ultimate Object World record.
Announcer: So, with only 14 votes, Fan is safe.
Fan: YES!
Announcer: The prizes for today are Donuts.
Fan: (Gets a donut) Tasty.
MePhone4: Ice Cube is also safe with only 24 votes.
Ice Cube: Yeah. (Gets a donut)
Announcer: Leafy is safe with 33 votes.
Leafy: Yay! (Gets a donut)
MePhone4: Ha, anyways, bottom 3.
Lightbulb: Huh? Why me, I haven't done anything.
Pin: What? I'm not safe yet, that's crazy!
Firey: I hope I'm not gonna be in the bottom 2.
Announcer: Right, anyways, Lightbulb is safe with 43 votes.
Lightbulb: Yes. (Gets a donut)
MePhone4: So it's all down to Pin and Firey, personally, I want Firey to be eliminated since he won BFDI and because of that comment he made in Episode 39.
Firey: Oh, when I said Long Jump was a stupid challenge.
MePhone4: What do you think, anyways, the last person safe, is....................
(Pin and Firey stare)
MePhone4: Firey, with 62 votes, Pin, you have been eliminated with a Ultimate Object World record of 274 votes.
Firey: YES! (Gets a donut)
Pin: What!?! (Sighs) Fine, but before you eliminate me, can I say bye to Leafy.
Announcer: No.
Pin: But she was in my alliance.
Announcer: And I don't care, bye.
(Pin is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Leafy: Speakery, that wasn't very nice.
Announcer: Whatever.
MePhone4: OK, challenge time. (Warps everyone to space)
Marshmallow: Why are we in space?
Announcer: Because the next challenge involves getting into a spaceship and shooting each other with lasers. GO!
Firey: I'm already in my spaceship.
MePhone4: 3 people who die 1st are UFE.
Ice Cube: OK.
Lightbulb: (Gets hit by a Asteroid and shatters)
Ice Cube, Whoa. (Floats untill she reaches a spaceship) That was close. (Zaps Bow with a laser) Oops, sorry Bow.
Teardrop: (I'm so bored) *Gets zapped by a laser from Firey*
Kyle Robert Prince: And that's what my least favorite BFDI contestant gets.
Announcer: OMG KRP, will you just shut up! Anyways, Lightbulb, Bow and TD are up for elimination, time for you people not here to vote, any vote counts.
Episode 44: Treadmilling Adventures[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Well, you 3 people were up for elimination, since you died 1st.
Bow: We know that.
MePhone4: Good, anyways, we got 464 votes overall, 14 more votes than last time.
Announcer: The prizes for today are Bricks.
Lightbulb: Just get to it.
MePhone4: Fine, anyways, Teardrop, you only got 64 votes, the least out of everyone, so you're safe.
(Teardrop gets a Brick)
Announcer: Only 1 brick left, Lightbulb, Bow, one of you will be eliminated, Lightbulb, you're not the brightest person here.
Lightbulb: I know that.
Announcer: Bow, some people like NLG343 think you're extremely annoying, so I'm not surprised that people voted for you.
Bow: Hey, I'm not annoying.
Announcer: Now, let's reveal the votes.
(Bow and Lightbulb stare)
[Bow = 141, Lightbulb = 259]
MePhone4: And with 141 votes, Bow is safe, while Lightbulb, with 259 votes, is eliminated.
Lightbulb: OMGA! (Gets punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
(In the TLC)
(Lightbulb comes out of the Rejection Portal)
Paintbrush: Well well well, what do we have here?
Lightbulb: Oh be quiet.
(Meanwhile)
MePhone4: So, with Lightbulb gone, we have our Final 18.
Gelatin: Yay!
Announcer: Anyways, the challenge is to stay on a giant treadmill the longest without falling, 1st 3 off lose, got it?
Apple: Yep.
Announcer: Well, I hope you all miserably fail. (Presses Button)
Donut: This doesn't seem too bad.
Announcer: (Press the button again)
Donut: WAH! Help, it's going too fast!
Gelatin: Well, I'm finding this fine.
(MePhone4 presses the button)
Firey: I don't how much more of this I can take, my feet hurt.
Leafy: You can do it Firey, just keep running.
Firey: (Slips) Whoa.
Leafy: Oh.
Donut: (Slips) GAH! (Lands on Firey)
MePhone4: Time for the exciting part. (Throws random stufff, one pops balloon, another shatters Ice Cube)
(Much Later)
Gelatin: Can't, run, any longer (Slips)
Leafy: YES! I win.
MePhone4: Leafy wins, since, Firey, Donut and Balloon did the worst in the challenge, they're up for elimination.
Episode 45: Scythe Time[]
Announcer: Hmm, I think it's time you people recommend some more challenge ideas for us, but anyways, elimination time.
(At the elimination)
MePhone4: Wll you 3, the prizes for today are Math Books, if you get one, you're safe otherwise, you're eliminated.
Balloon: We know.
Announcer: Good, anyways, 545 votes were casted this time.
Balloon: Well, it's pretty obvious I'm gonna get eliminated due to my blandness.
MePhone4: Actually Balloon, you only got 72 votes, so you're safe.
Balloon: Thank goodness. (Gets a mathbook)
MePhone4: So now it's down to the BFDI winner and the 1st rejoiner of UOW, let's reveal the votes.
[Donut = 142, Firey = 331]
Donut: YES! (Gets a math book)
Firey: WHAT!?!?!?!
Announcer: Firey, it looks like it's the end for you, because you got 331 votes, which is the most ever, so you're eliminated, Donut is safe with only 142 votes.
Firey: But I don't wanna be anywhere near Coiny, he's a... (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
(In the TLC)
Firey: (Comes out of the Rejection Portal) Well this sucks. (Gets slapped by Coiny) OW!
Coiny: That's what you get for winning Dream Island.
(Meanwhile)
Announcer: And now, it's challenge time.
Leafy: And what is the challenge?
Announcer: It's to avoid Scythes, GO!
Leafy: This should be... (Gets teleported by a scythe)
Leafy: (Appears in the Losers Waiting Room) Aw great.
(3 Hours later)
Puffball: Hmm, haven't seen any... (Gets teleported by a scythe)
Gelatin: Hey, are me and Fan the only ones left.
Fan: Yeah, you're right. (Gets teleported by a scythe, along with Gelatin)
(In the Losers Waiting Room)
Gelatin: (Appears, along with Fan)
Bow: Welcome to the LWR.
Announcer: OK challenge done. (Teleports everyone out of the LWR)
MePhone4: I'm surprised nobody avoided the scythes.
Ice Cube: So am I, but who's gonna be up for elimination?
Announcer: Actually, all of you are up for elimination, since no one avoided a single scythe.
Final 17: WHAT?!?
Announcer: However, we prefer to only have 15 up for elimination, so Fan and Gelatin get immunity for being the last ones to be standing.
Gelatin and Fan: YEAH!
Puffball: GRRR! That should be MY immunity!
Gelatin: Oh U mad bro.
Announcer: Anyways, people not here, it's time for you to vote.
Episode 45: Riding the Waves[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: So, all of you, except Gelatin and Fan were up for elimination last episode.
Puffball: Bla bla bla, Just get on with the votes already.
MePhone4: Wow, impatient much, anyways, we got 859 votes this time, and the prizes are sticks
Marshmallow: I feel like I'm gonna be eliminated.
Announcer: But Marshmallow, you got the least amount of votes, at 8 votes, wow, that's a epic win.
Marshmallow: YEAH! (Gets a stick)
MePhone4: Suitcase and Teardrop only got 13 votes each, so they're safe.
(Suitcase and Teardrop get sticks)
Announcer: Leafy is safe with 24 votes.
Leafy: Yeah. (Gets a stick)
MePhone4: Balloon is also safe with 29 votes.
Balloon: Close one. (Gets a stick)
Announcer: Ice Cube and Apple both got 32 votes, and are also safe.
(Ice Cube and Apple get sticks)
MePhone4: Cherries is also safe because he only got 35 votes.
Cherries: Yes. (Gets a stick)
Announcer: Book and Ruby are both safe with 41 votes.
(Book and Ruby get sticks)
MePhone4: The next contestant safe is... Yin-Yang, with 60 votes.
Yin-Yang: (Yin: YES! Yang: NO! I mean YES!) [Gets a stick]
Announcer: Also safe is Tissues with 78 votes.
Tissues: Yoy. (Gets a stick)
MePhone4: Donut only got 103 votes, so he's safe.
Donut: Finally. (Gets a stick)
Announcer: It's down to Puffball and Bow.
Bow: Well, it's pretty obvious that Puffy's gonna get eliminated since she rejoined.
Puffball: Oh shut up!
MePhone4: Enough talking, let's display the votes.
(Puffball and Bow stare)
[Puffball = 148, Bow = 205]
Puffball: YES!
Bow: Huh?
Marshmallow: NO! Not my alliance member! :(
MePhone4: Puffball is safe with 148 votes, while Bow, with 205 votes, is FINALLY eliminated.
NLG343: About time too, I hate her.
Bow: Wait, one more ad, buy a chair, they're super cool and stuff... (Punched by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: Now that Annoying McBow is gone, we have the Final 16.
Suitcase: So, what's the challenge?
Announcer: It's a surfing contest.
Donut: Cool.
Announcer: Indeed, you'll be rated 10/10 depending on what you do, GO!
(5 minutes later)
MePhone4: OK, now let's see how you do, the 5 people with the lowest ratings will be up for elimination.
Leafy: (Slips and falls off her board)
MePhone4: Seriously? 0.
Announcer: I agree, 0.
(5 Hours Later)
Announcer: OK, now let's see the results.
(The results are shown)
Announcer: Well, Donut has the highest score, so he wins.
Donut: Yeah.
Announcer: And like we said, the voting will be between the people with the lowest ratings, so that puts, Leafy, Apple, Puffball, Ice Cube and Tissues up for elimination.
Episode 46: Skateboarding Tricks[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, for this elimination, we got 844 votes, a few less than last time, 1st it went down in a while.
Puffball: Because they think the hosts are stupid.
MePhone4: Shut Up, anyways, the prizes are Marshmallows.
Ice Cube: Why don't you get Cakes now?
MePhone4: Budget Cuts.
Ice Cube: Oh.
Announcer: Yeah, anyways, Ice Cube is safe, with 64 votes.
Ice Cube: Yes! (Gets a Marshmallow)
MePhone4: Also safe is, Tissues, with 69 votes.
Tissues: Horroy. (Gets a Marshmallow)
Apple: Oh no, I'm think I'm gonna be eliminated.
MePhone4: Actually Apple, you only got 80 votes, so you're safe.
Apple: YES! (Gets a Marshmallow)
Leafy: Oh boy.
MePhone4: Let's show that vote count.
(Leafy and Puffball stare)
[Puffball = 312, Leafy = 319]
Announcer: And in the closest voting ever, Puffy manages to stay in the game with 312 votes, Leafy, you've just been eliminated with 319 votes.
Leafy: WHAT! (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
Ice Cube: Aw, it's so sad to see Leafy gone. :,(
MePhone4: Well, looks like all the Final 3 contestants of BFDI are eliminated now, anyways, congratuations, all of you, in making it to the Final 15.
Announcer: The next challenge is a skateboarding challenge.
MePhone4: Long story short, you'll be skateboarding and doing tricks and you'll be rated out of 10, the 3 with the lowest ratings are up for elimination.
Announcer: Also, we'll be picking at random who goes, so Gelatin, you go 1st.
Gelatin: OK.
(A Few Hours later)
Announcer: OK, after showing the results, Donut has the highest score yet again.
Donut: Yeah.
Announcer: And Apple, Marshmallow and Teardrop have the lowest scores, so people not here, vote for one of these fan favorites to be eliminated.
(In the TLC)
Leafy: Hey guys, I got eliminated.
Firey: Leafy?
Leafy: FIREY, I missed you so much.
Firey: I did too Leafy, I did too.
Coiny: (Looking in the distance) (Sighs)
Needle: Hey Coiny, wanna talk?
Coiny: Sure I guess.
Episode 47: Tri Again[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK, is everyone ready for the elimination?
Marshmallow: Yep.
Announcer: OK, so, we got 816 votes, so let's get to it.
Apple: What's the prize?
MePhone4: It's Gelatin.
Marshmallow: OK.
Announcer: Teardrop, since you're a very populer contestant, you only got 97 votes, the least out of everyone.
(Teardrop gets a Gelatin)
MePhone4: So now's down to Marshmallow and Apple.
Marshmallow: Wha? I thought I was a fan favorite!
Announcer: You are, but a lot of people voted for you and no matter who gets eliminated, another member of your alliance is getting sent to the TLC!
Marshmallow: Just get on with the votes.
MePhone4: Fine, let's show the votes.
(Marshmallow and Apple stare)
[Marshmallow = 287, Apple = 432]
MePhone4: Marshmallow is safe with only 287 votes, so Apple's out with a record of 432 votes.
Marshmallow: (Gets a gelatin) Wow, Apple, you're eliminated, I'm so sorry.
Apple: It's alright Marsh, I kinda saw this coming, oh well, 15th place, not that bad. (Gets flung into the Rejection Portal)
MePhone4: I'm actually surprised she made as far as she did, oh well, time for the next challenge, which is a Triathalon, if you saw Episode 3 of II 2, then it's swimming cycling and running, the last 4 that din't make across the finish are up for elimination, GO!
(A few minutes later)
Marshmallow: Am I the 1st one across the finish line.
Announcer: Yep, Puffy was excused.
(A few more minutes later)
Announcer: OK, every except Teardrop, Gelatin, Balloon and Cherries crossed the finish line, so those 4 are up for elimination.
Episode 48: Biking Subway[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, so, we got 430 votes, it wasn't as much as last time, but we're good with it, the prizes are Nickels.
MePhone4: Cherries only got 26 votes, so he's safe.
Cherries: Yes. (Gets a Nickel)
Announcer: Also safe is Gelatin with 34 votes.
Gelatin: Woo Hoo. (Gets a Nickel)
Announcer: Only Teardrop and Balloon are left, let's display the results.
(Teardrop and Balloon stare)
(Balloon = 146, Teardrop = 224)
MePhone4: Teardrop is eliminated with 224 votes while Balloon is safe with only 146 votes.
(Teardrop is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Balloon: *Sighs in relive* That was close.
(Author's Note: There Kyle Robert Prince, TD's eliminated, you happy now.)
Announcer: Anyways, onto the next challenge, also NLG, please note that we're not intrested in Scthye Time rejoins, we already had our last rejoin.
NLG343: I'd just thought it be a good idea is all.
MePhone4: Anyways, the next challenge is to peform tricks on bikes, the 3 with the least amount of votes are up for elimination.
Balloon: i don't know how to ride a bike, Hmmmmm.
( 2 hours later)
MePhone4: OK, let's see how you did.
(The results are shown)
Announcer: OK, arrcording to the results, Balloon, Ice Cube and Donut did the worst this challenge, so they're up for elimination.
(In the TLC)
Teardrop: ( I just don't know what went wrong.)
Episode 49: Building Antics[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, so, you people prepare for elimination, because it starts now.
Donut: I think it was pretty obvious it was gonna start now.
Balloon: Yeah.
MePhone4: Anyways, the prizes are Yoyleberries, don't eat them because you'll turn into metal if you do, and we got a total of 308 votes.
Announcer: At a mere 69 votes, the 1st person safe is Ice Cube.
Ice Cube: Horray. (Gets a Yoyleberry)
Announcer: Now it's down to Donut and Balloon, it was one of the closest votings in UOW history, so let's see the results.
(Donut and Balloon stare)
[Donut = 119, Balloon = 120]
Balloon: Wha-what?
Donut: Yeah. (Gets a Yoyleberry)
MePhone4: Yep, Donut is safe with 119 votes, while Balloon has been eliminated with 120 votes, it was a close race, but Balloon, I'm sorry, you have been eliminated.
Balloon: Why did people vote for me... Oh well, I guess Balloon for Season 2 I guess, if there is one. (Flung into the Rejection Portal)
NLG343: Well, at least Balloon's eliminated now.
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is to build some buildings, the 4 people who do the worst buildings are up for elimination, GO!
Gelatin: What to build, what to build, I've got to admit, it's great to make it this far, and I haven't even cheated once.
Fan : Hmmm, I wonder what I could build.
(5 hours later)
Announcer: OK, let's see how you did.
(10 Minutes Later)
Announcer: OK, after seeing everyone's buildings, Marshmallow, Ice Cube, Suitcase and Puffball had the worst buildings, so they are up for elimination, and NLG, please don't make your episode, only VGM can decide how the episodes go.
NLG343: Fine.
Episode 50: Treasure Fun[]
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: Welcome, we'll be going from the Final 12 to the Fianl 11 today.
Puffball: We know.
Announcer: That's good, anyways, we got 371 votes, way more than last episode.
MePhone4: The prizes are shoes because Budget Cuts.
Marshmallow: But, how did you get them?
Announcer: I don't know, anyways, Suitcase, you got the least amount of votes at 25 votes, so you're safe.
Suitcase: Yeah. (Gets hit by a shoe)
MePhone4: The next person safe is, Marshmallow, with only 33 votes.
Marshmallow: Yes. (Gets a shoe)
Announcer: Puffball, I have to say, a lot of people must really hate you, and Ice Cube, people think you're just bland as heck.
Ice Cube: I know that.
MePhone4: Well then, let's show the votes.
(Ice Cube and Puffball stare)
[Puffball = 69, Ice Cube = 244]
Ice Cube: Wha?
MePhone4: Ice Cube is out with 244 votes, while Puffball is safe with only 69 votes.
(Ice Cube is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Puffball: That's one less threat out! >:)
Gelatin: I have a bad feeling about this. (Is she rigging the votes so she can stay in, I would know, since I cheated on Super Dumb Objects, and rigging the votes does mean cheating.)
MePhone4: The next challenge is a Treasure Finding challenge, the 3 people who don't get to the treasure are up for elimination.
Cherries: This is gonna be differcult.
Marshmallow: I agree.
(2 Minutes Later)
Gelatin: Hmmm, acorrding to this map, the treasure is this way.
(2 Hours Later)
MePhone4: OK, let's see how you did.
(The results are shown on who reached the treasure and who didn't)
Announcer: Well, Puffball, Marshmallow and Fan didn't reach the treasure, so they are up for elimination, who will be eliminated, well the objects not here are gonna decide.
(In the TLC)
Leafy: (Sighs)
Ice Cube: Leafy, it's you.
Leafy: ICY! (Hugs Ice Cube) Icy, I'm sorry I got eliminated so suddenly.
Ice Cube: It's alright, well, I'm gonna go find Pencil, Match and Bubble, bye.
Leafy: Bye.
Episode 51: Secrets Revealed[]
Gelatin: (Drawing on a peice of paper)
Suitcase: Hey Gelatin, how's it going?
Gelatin: Nothing, it's just that I feel like something suspicious is going on.
Suitcase: What do you mean?
Gelatin: It's just that Puffy's been in the bottom 2 every time she was up for elimination, but she hasn't been eliminated, it was the ones who were more populer than her getting eliminated.
Suitcase: Yeah, I kinda find it wierd too.
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Elimination, we'll be going into the Final 10 today, so are you all ready?
Puffball: Sure am. He he he.
MePhone4: Why are you snickering.
Puffball: Oh nothing.
Announcer: Right... Anyways, we have 546 votes, about 175 more than last episode, the prizes are Metal Balls, becuase, why not?
Fan: OK?
MePhone4: Anyways, Fan is safe, with only 96 votes.
Fan: Yes! (Gets hit a Metal Ball)
Announcer: So now's down to Puffball and Marshmallow.
Marshmallow: Why would people vote for me?
Puffball: Because of Episode 7 of II 2, no offense.
Marshmallow: Whatever.
Announcer: Anyways, the final Metal Ball goes too...
(Marshmallow and Puffball stare)
Announcer: Puffball, with 211 votes, Marshmallow, you have been eliminated with 239 votes.
Marshmallow: WHAT?!? Are you serious?
Announcer: Very serious.
(Marshmallow is hit by the Fist Thingy into the Rejection Portal)
Gelatin: See, it happened again. (Sees Puffball away from everyone else)
Puffball: Yes, Marshmallow's gone, once the other 9 are gone, my plan will be complete, He he he.
Gelatin: (Peeking from behind a corner) Huh?
Puffball: After all, I have been rigging the votes to get Bubble, Baseball, Bow, Leafy, Ice Cube and Marshmallow eliminated? Once the other 9 are out, I'll win this once and for all.
Gelatin: *GASP* YOU! BIG! JERK! I can't believe you've been rigging the votes to eliminate everyone who's more popular than you.
Puffball: 0_0 But Gelatin, it was just a joke, it was a big, Ha Ha Ha. (Turns around to see the other 9 and the hosts, they had also heard) Uh, hi?
Ruby: You Cheater, I can't believe we were friends.
Puffball: What?!
Announcer: How stupid are you, stupid, you rigged the votes?!?
Puffball: Uh, Ha ha, good one guys, but you've lost it.
MePhone4: Oh, so now you think cheating is a joke, huh? How would like to be automaticly put up for elimination, huh?
Puffball: 0_o Whoa, calm down, we can still fix this.
Gelatin: MePhone, PUT HER UP FOR ELIMINATION!
Puffball: Gelatin, WHY?!?!?
Suitcase: We trusted you, but you just blew it. (Walks away)
Announcer: Anyways, the next challenge is a test on basic knowledge, the 2 people who get the lowest scores will be up for elimination along with Puffball. GO!
(3 hours later)
Announcer: OK guys, let's see how you did.
(The results are shown)
Announcer: Well, the test was not in Donut and Tissues' favor, so they'll be up for elimination for their poor peformance, so people not here, vote for either Donut, Tissues or Puffball, to be eliminated.
Gelatin: I can't believe what I heard from Puffball's mouth.
Suitcase: me neither.
Episode 52: Slingshot Challenge of Awesomness[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Puffball: Terrible, just terrible.
MePhone4: WE DIDN'T ASK FOR OPINIONS!
Announcer: Anyways, we got 735 votes, not a record breaker, but it's OK.
MePhone4: The prizes are pears, and also, someone will be eliminated with the most votes a contestant has ever recevied.
Announcer: The 1st person safe, is Tissues, with only 86 votes against him.
Tissues: Yeoh. (Gets a Pear)
Announcer: So it's down to Puffball and Donut, both of them rejoined the game, I wonder who'll be the 5th rejoiner eliminated.
Donut: I think it's pretty obvious it's Puffball, he cheated.
Puffball: It's probably you and not me because you were the 1st one to rejoin.
Announcer: Well then, let's show the votes.
(Puffball and Donout stare)
[Donut = 125, Puffball = 524]
Announcer: And Puffball's eliminated with a Ultimate Object World record of 524 votes, Donut, you're safe with only 125 votes.
Puffball: WHAT!?! I can not be eliminated! This has be some sort of rigged mistake! IT JUST HAS TO!
Donut: That was the most whopping voting ever. (Gets a pear)
Announcer: Puffball, your game ends here.
Puffball: OK! YOU PEOPLE WILL ALL PAY FOR VOTING ME OFF! YOU FINAL 9, ARE ALL BLAND, AND HAVE NO TASTE IN... (Flung into the Rejection Portal) CHARACTER!!!
Announcer: OK, for your next challenge, you'll have to slingshot yourself, over a cliff, got it?
Gelatin: Yeah.
Random Voice: GO!
(Yin-Yang gets into a slingshot and misses the edge)
Announcer: And it looks like Yin-Yang's already out.
Tissues: Uh oh, my condishawns getting bad. *A-CHOO*! (Falls into the pit)
Cherries: Wait, since we're 2 people, wouldn't be excused? (Flings themselves and they miss the edge) Probably not.
(2 Hours Later)
Announcer: OK, only Yin-Yang, Tissues and Cherries fell into the pit, so they are up for elimination.
(In the TLC)
Puffball: I shouldn't be in here!
Flower: Shut up Puffball, everybody's had enough of you.
Episode 53: Object City FTW[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, so, the prizes are Trees because you know, Oxygen, be thankful you're breathing.
Tissues: Jost get to it.
MePhone4: Will do, we got 638 votes, only a few less than last time.
Announcer: Anyways, time to reveal the votes, with only 125 votes, Cherries is safe.
Cherries: Yeah. (Gets a Tree)
MePhone4: Tissues and Yin-Yang, you 2 are the bottom 2, I wounder who's gonna go?
Yin-Yang: [Yin: Water! Yang: Dr. Fizz! Yin: WATER! Yang: DR. FIZZ!] (Punches himself)
Announcer: Let's show the votes.
(Yin-Yang and Tissues stare)
[Tissues = 184, Yin-Yang = 329]
Tissues: YOY! (Gets a Tree)
Yin-Yang [Yin: Huh? NO! Yang: Oh! I'm so glad! Yin: Guys, it maybe sad but... Yang: NO! SHUT UP!] (they slap each other repeatedly, and eventually fall into the portal)
Announcer: And we didn't even need to use the tosser.
MePhone4: Anyways, we now have our Final 8, congratuations on making it this far.
Gelatin: Thanks.
Announcer: Thanks, anyways, the next challenge is to get to Yoyle City, the 5 people who get there 1st are safe from elimination.
Suitcase: Sounds good.
Announcer: GO!
Fan: Hmm, how should I get there. (Idea Lightbulb) Oh I know. (Runs off)
(In the TLC)
Puffball: LET! ME! OUT!
Knife: Give up Puffy.
Puffball: (Eyes turn red) NO! I'M THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW!
Golf Ball: I think she's gone insane.
Match: Yeah, I'd like suggest we put her in a strait jacket and a cage.
Marshmallow: Agreed.
Nickel: Yeah, if she does get out, she'll probably kill the hosts.
(Meanwhile)
Fan: (At the finish line) That was a long run.
Suitcase: I know right.
Fan: Uh...
Gelatin: Hi Fan.
Fan: Oh, hi Gelatin.
(Much Later)
Announcer: OK, Cherries and Tissues have made here, so that puts Book, Ruby and Donut up for elimination, who will the objects not here vote?
Episode 54: Stareing Game of UOW[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK guys, let's get to the elimination.
Book: OK.
MePhone4: We got a grand total of 870 votes, a record high.
Announcer: The prizes for today are Dodgeballs.
Book: Just get to it please.
MePhone4: Fine, Ruby only got 228 votes, so she's safe.
Ruby: Yay. (Gets a Dodgeball)
Announcer: Book, Donut, one of you will get eliminated.
Book: *Gulp*
MePhone4: The Name of The Contestant going home is... (Pause) Sorry, I paused for a moment thinking about cookies.
Donut: Just get to the votes.
MePhone4: Fine, the person eliminated, is..............
(Donut and Book stare)
[Book = 236, Donut = 406]
MePhone4: Donut, with 406 votes, Book is safe with only 236 votes.
Book: Yeah.
Donut: What?!? NO!
Announcer: Donut, I'm very sorry, even though you rejoined, you were a good player and you didn't seem that big of a target, however, the voters have just single handedly eliminated you and it's curtains for you.
(Donut is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: The next challenge is a stareing contest, you'll be competing in a Tournament Bracket, but since there's 7 of you, one of you will automaticly go to to the Semi-Finals, and that person is.. Fan, since he was the 1st person to make to Object City last episode.
Fan: Cool.
(In Round 1, Ruby beat Gelatin, Suitcase beat Book and Cherries beat Tissues)
Gelatin: Well, can't win them all.
(In the Semi-Finals, Ruby beat Suitcase and Fan beat Cherries)
Cherries: Aw come on.
Announcer: So the Final Stareing contest is between Book and Fan.
(Fan and Book start stareing)
(In the TLC)
Donut: (Comes out in the Rejection Portal) Hi guys, how is it.
Ice Cube: It's fine.
Donut: OK, but where's Puffball?
Pen: She's in her own cage.
Puffball: I'LL GET REVENGE ON YOU GUYS YOU KNOW!
Donut: Serves that horrifying menace right for rigging the elimination votes.
Marshmallow: Wait, WHAT?!?
Donut: Allow me to explain.
(Meanwhile)
MePhon4: Ugh, hurry up please.
(Ruby blinks)
Fan: I WIN!
Announcer: Indeed you do, and since Gelatin, Book and Tissues didn't make it pass Round 1, they are up for elimination, so people not here, vote.
Episode 55: Maniac Mayhem[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: OK, you 3 three up for elimination.
Gelatin: We know Speaker.
MePhone4: And to be fair, you all have on why you could be going home today.
Gelatin: My cheating on SDO might of been bothering.
Book: The Well Read gag's a bit annoying.
Tissues: Moy condiSHAWN's gotten worst.
Announcer: OK then, we got 759 votes, the prizes are basketballs.
Gelatin: OK.
MePhone4: Let's get to it, Gelatin only got 113 votes, so he's safe.
Gelatin: That seems like a lot.
MePhone4: Well, it's the fewest out of everyone, so be happy.
(Gelatin gets a basketball)
Announcer: It's down to Tissues and Book, one of them will get the last basketball, while the other is gonna get sent to the TLC.
MePhone4: Let's show the votes.
(Book and Tissues stare)
[Book = 225, Tissues = 421]
MePhone4: Book is safe with 225 votes, while Tissues, the only remaining rejoiner, has been eliminated with 421 votes.
Tissues: Well, goodbye goys. *A-CHOO*! (sneeze flings him into the portal)
Announcer: Now that Tissues is gone, we offically have our Final 6.
Fan: Awesome.
Announcer: The next challenge is a hiding challenge, with a twist, there's a maniac on the loose and will catch you if you're not hidden, oh, and the last one standing will pick one person to be immune with him/her, GO!
Cherries: I really hope I survivie, I mean, I know we're 2 people but still. (Gets caught) GAH!
Ruby: Woah, he went fast. (Gets caught) Whoa.
Suitcase: Huh? Where did Ruby go? (Gets caught) Aw...
(Fan and Gelatin and hiding behind a bush)
Gelatin: This is scary.
Fan: Scardy Cat.
(A tree falls down)
Gelatin: GAH! (Gets caught)
Fan: (Gets caught) Aw man.
Book: Yes! I win.
Announcer: Indeed you do, so pick someone to also have immunity.
Book: OK, Ruby.
MePhone4: And with that, Book and Ruby are immune, while Gelatin, Fan, Suitcase and Cherries are up for elimination.
Announcer: So objects not on the show, go ahead and vote for one of then.
Episode 56: Tiles of Chaos[]
(At the elimination area)
Announcer: Final 6, soon to be Final 5, let's see who eliminated, is everyone here?
Fan: Yeah.
MePhone4: OK then, we got 773 votes, not a record, but it's OK.
Announcer: The prizes are Hammers, so if you don't get one, you're eliminated, got it?
Cherries: Yeah.
MePhone4: OK then, Gelatin only got 134 votes, so he's safe.
Gelatin: Yes. (Gets a Hammer)
Announcer: Out of the remaining 3 of you, Fan is safe with 184 votes.
Fan: Close call. (Gets a Hammer)
Suitcase: Huh? Why am I in the bottom 2?
MePhon4: I don't have time for questions, let's just show the votes.
(Suitcase and Cherries stare)
[Suitcase = 225, Cherries = 230]
Announcer: And Cherries is eliminated with 230 votes, Suitcase, you're safe with 225 votes.
Suitcase: That was a close one. (Gets a hammer)
(Cherries is flung into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: The next challenge is Tile Terror, GO!
Gelatin: Fan, I'd say we work together for this challenge.
Fan: OK then.
Ruby: Hmmm, how do I... (Lands on a faulty tile)
Book: Yikes.
Ruby: (Lands on the ground) Aw, now I'll have to start all over again.
Suitcase: Huh. Hmmmmm? (Lands on a faulty tile)
(2 Hours Later)
Fan: Hey, Gelatin, we're near the finish, the only problem is only one of use can win.
Gelatin: Yeah, but how do we decide who.
Fan: I'd suggest you'd win, I know you cheated in SDO, but in life, everyone deserves a 2nd chance.
Gelatin: Wow, really, thanks. (Crosses the finish line)
Announcer: Gelatin wins.
MePhone4: So that means everyone else is up for elimination.
Suitcase: Aw.
MePhone4: Also, Double Elimination Time.
Book: Why?
Announcer: Because VGM wants to get to the Finale as soon as possible so yeah.
MePhone4: So people not on the show, vote either Fan, Suitcase, Book or Ruby to be eliminated, the 2 contestants with the most votes will be eliminated.
Episode 57: Eliminating Dreams[]
Gelatin: Wow, the Final 5, I can't believe it.
Suitcase: yeah, niether can I.
Fan: But it's sad because 2 of us are gonna get eliminated.
Ruby: I know, I mean, we're all good friends.
Book: Yeah.
Announcer: Hey everyone, it's time for the elimination.
(At the elimination area)
MePhone4: OK, so, we have 696 votes, let's make this quick, we're hitting the Final 3 today.
Announcer: Yeah, let's show the votes.
(Fan, Suitcase, Ruby and Book stare)
[Fan = 146, Suitcase = 154, Ruby = 188, Book = 208]
Announcer: Fan and Suitcase are safe with 146 and 154 votes, while Ruby and Book are eliminated with 188 and 208 votes.
Fan and Suitcase: YES!
(Book and Ruby are flung into the Rejection Portal)
Gelatin: And it appears I've outlasted every BFDI character.
Fan: Yeah.
Announcer: Congratuations Fan, Suitcase and Gelatin, you are now our three finalists.
Gelatin: This is great, I thought I'd never make the Final 3, what's the challenge.
Announcer: The challenge is to not be eliminated.
Suitcase: but isn't that the rules of the elimination?
MePhone4: Yeah, but the eliminated contestants are gonna vote for last person to be eliminated, then we'll have our Final 2, on that note, LET'S BRING OUT THE ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS!
(MePhone4 turns on a suction machine in front of the Rejection Portal)
(switch scene to the eliminated contestants in the TLC, the TLC's lid opens and the eliminated contestants are sucked into the Rejection Portal)
Announcer: Anytime now.
(the eliminated contestants fall out of the portal and onto the suction, then they fall to the ground.)
Tissues: FOINAULY!! After aul the hesituashion!
MePhone4: Welcome back eliminated contestants, you're probably wondering why you're here.
Rocky: Yeah.
Pencil: Rocky recovered his Vocal Cords during his time in the TLC.
MePhone4: Oh, anyways, you guys will be voting one of the Final 3 out, leaving us with the Final 2, so, let the voting start!
Announcer: Box, you vote 1st.
Box: ...
Announcer: (pause) Box, you're supposed to vote someone off. (pause) If you don't quit with your attitude right now-
Marshmallow: Hold on! (runs up) I think I hear him saying something! (puts Box up to her face) Hi, I'm Box, and I'm so glad I have a voice! By the way, (pressing Box on Suitcase's button) I vote for Suitcase!
Suitcase: OK?
Taco: (Pressing Fan's button) Fan, come on, I should've been in the Final 3.
Snowball: (Pressing Fan's button) I also vote Fan because it gets really hot in the TLC and I need help cooling down.
Match: (Pressing Gelatin's button) Sorry Gelatin, but your lifesaving really needs to like improve.
Pencil: Yeah, I agree. (Pressing Gelatin's button)
Blocky: (Pressing Suitcase's button) Suitcase, I need to reunite her with her alliance.
Announcer: Coiny?
Coiny: Well, I was gonna vote for Firey, but since he got eliminated in Episode 45, I decided to vote for Gelatin. (Pressing Gelatin's button)
Paintbrush: (Pressing Suitcase's button) Suitcase.
Bomb: (Pressing Fan's button) Fan.
Pepper: (Pressing Gelatin's button) Sorry Gelatin, but I vote for you.
(2 Hours Later)
[People who voted for Gelatin: Match, Pencil, Coiny, Pepper, Salt, Pickle, Dough, Rocky, Flower, Bubble, Knife, Pen, Pin, Puffball, Total Votes: 14]
[People who voted for Suitcase: Box, Blocky, Paintbrush, Fries, Dora, David, Golf Ball, Woody, Trophy, Test Tube, OJ, Paper, Needle, Nickel, Baseball, Firey, Bow, Apple, Marshmallow, Book, Total Votes: 20]
[People who voted for Fan: Taco, Snowball, Bomb, Yellow Face, Eraser, Soap, Spongy, Microphone, Bomby, Cheesy, Tennis Ball, Lightbulb, Leafy, Teardrop, Balloon, Ice Cube, Yin-Yang, Donut, Tissues, Cherries, Total Votes: 20]
MePhone4: OK, only 1 person left, and Ruby, you're not allowed to vote for Gelatin now, Gelatin, you're automaticly safe, and you're in the Final 2.
Gelatin: *GASP* Really, I can't believe it.
Announcer: So now it's down to Fan and Suitcase, Ruby, who do you vote for to be eliminated.
Ruby: Well, I don't know, but if I have to pick, I'll pick.
(Fan and Suitcase stare)
Ruby: *Sighs* (Presses Suitcase's button) Suitcase.
Suitcase: Huh?
Announcer: And with that, Fan is now in the Final 2, while Suitcase has been eliminated, goodbye.
Suitcase: Bye.
(The eliminated contestants are sent to the TLC)
Announcer: Fan and Gelatin are now the Final 2, one of them will win UOW, the other won't stay tuned for Episode 58 to see who will win.
Episode 58: The Finale of all Finales[]
Announcer: Well people, after 6 to 7 months, only Gelatin and Fan remain, both of them have come very far.
Gelatin: Yeah.
MePhone4: But only one of them can win.
Fan: That seems fair I guess.
Announcer: Um, yeah, anyways, we brought the eliminated contestants back to watch.
Puffball: Um, what about me, I'm sorry for cheating.
MePhone4: Well I guess we can remove the strait jacket and cage then. (Does so)
Puffball: Thank you.
Firey: I'm rooting for Gelatin, he's a friend of mine.
Rocky: Yeah.
Announcer: OK then, to decide the winner, the Final 2 will have one final contest.
Gelatin: And what is the last contest?
MePhone4: A combination of all the previous contests, once you've completed all the contests, you'll have to jog a couple miles to the finish line, the 1st one across the line will UOW. GO!
(Fan and Gelatin go across the bar from Episode 1)
Fan: Wow, that was easy.
(Later, after the Final 2 complete challenges 2-10)
Gelatin: Good thing I did all the challenges without cheating, otherwise I wouldn't of gottan into the Final 2.
Fan: I agree.
(Later, after the Final 2 complete challenges 11-30)
Gelatin: OK, only 26 more challenges to go.
Fan: Yeah.
(Later, after the Final 2 complete challenges 31-50)
Gelatin: OK, only 6 more challenges and it'll be a quick jog across the finish line.
Fan: Awesome.
(Later, after the Final 2 complete challenges 51-56
Gelatin: OK, only a quick jog, Fan and one of use will win.
Fan: Yeah, I'd suggest we'd take nice and slow.
Gelatin: Agreed.
(Fan and Gelatin start jogging)
Leafy: Here they come guys.
(Fan and Gelatin get even closer)
Flower: You can do it Fan.
Cheesy: Come on Gelatin, you've got this.
Announcer: Drumroll please.
(Drumroll starts)
(The screen blackens and it lightens up again, it shows 2 feet across the finish line, those feetbelonging to Gelatin.
Gelatin: YES! YES! I won. :D
MePhone4: So that means Gelatin wins UOW, congratuations.
Fan: Good game.
Gelatin: Good game.
Announcer: And Gelatin, since you've won UOW, you win a trip around the Earth.
Gelatin: Aw sweet.
MePhone4: And you can choose the contestants for who you would like to come with you.
Gelatin: Really, cool.
Announcer: So, who are you gonna choose.
Gelatin: Well, good people come and go, and I've seen everyone of you 1 by 1 get eliminated, and even when we let greed take over our lives, we've still got friends inside, so I'm gonna invite everyone here!
Suitcase: Aw really, that's so sweet.
MePhone4: Indeed it is, anyways, that's it for UOW, see you.
(The End)
VGM: Hey guys, it's VGM, thank you for suggesting challenge ideas in the comments, also, check the revamped version of this show by NLG343, which was just made, anyways, see you next season guys.
Contestants[]
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