the beginning of something stupid is the furst episode of object something.
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usa map: howdy everyone today you are going to battle for a piece of cheese!
stick of gum: wow! what a great thing to battle for! i can't wait!
chocolate bar: wait why are we battling for that?
thing: i'm a thing
dish soapy: hey usa map, another question, why-
usa map: i don't have enough time to answer those questions. now we need to do the first contest!
green square: I HATE ALL OF YOU! I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BIG PILE OF-
mr clean: woah there, got to keep it clean around here!
giant tv: *displays the words "shut up" on his screen*
empire state building: what's going on down there? i can't here you!
t-rex: ROAR
usa map: shut up everyone, the first challenge, like every show, is to stand on a platform! last two people standing are team captain! also, empire state building is disqualified.
empire state building: huh? what's that?
dish soapy: hey, why couldn't we just-
(usa map looks angry at dish soapy)
(static)
usa map: sorry, i had to kill dish soapy for interrupting me. now go!
stick of gum: wait, what are we going to stand on?
usa map: you will be standing on a cracker i guess.