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Triangle: Ello everybody :)

Circle: Hello.

Pink Triangle: Good to see you.

Pentagon: Hi!

Rectangle: Mmph.

Triangle: Alright, We are here to spy on random objects.

Pentagon: Sounds good to me!

Circle: Yea!

Rectangle: Yuuuuuuuuss....

Triangle: Alright, INTO THE DERPMOBILE

  • dunnununun!*
  • everyone gets in the derpmobile and it flies to needles house*

Triangle: Were here!

Circle: Why here?

Triangle: Because this is a special moment in history.

Pentagon: Whats that?

Triangle: The day.... Ugh, Just look and see. *places a telescope over a window*

  • beyond the window*

Needle: Pick me Coiny, Pick ME!

Pin: Theres no way you would love Needle, ITS ME!

Coiny: Uhhhh.....

Needle: Look Coiny, Just choose, Me or that stupid jerk?

Coiny: Uhhhhhhhh?

Triangle: *is awaiting* Oh man oh man....

Pin: Look, We have to resolve this love triangle! Who do you pick Coiny?

Coiny: Oh god oh god.....

Needle: Look, Me or Pin?

Coiny: Sorry you two but....

Needle and Pin: Huh?

Coiny: Look, Your both so sweet but I prefer Match more.

Everyone except Coiny: WHAT?

Triangle: YOU DONT SAY?

Circle: Oh god, I could just die.

Pentagon: Oh the horror.... *gets a heart attack and dies*

Rectangle: Mmmppph...

Triangle: Look, New plan, We plant explosives, Blow up the house, Kidnap Coiny and whoever gets to rescue him first is his girlfriend.

Circle: Thats the worst plan ever, Lets say we stab Coiny in the heart.

Triangle: Look, We cant let anyone know our plan.

Circle: However the survivors will know we did it!

Triangle: New plan, We sneak in and stab everyone with tranquilizer darts.

Circle: Best plan ever, Lets do it.

  • meanwhile....*

Match: *walks in* Oh Coiny....

Coiny: Look Match, I prefer you over these two losers.

Needle and Pin: *crying* Why?

Coiny: Lets kiss Match...

Match: Alright....

  • about to kiss*
  • awesome explosion here*

Triangle: NOBODY MOVE!

Circle: *starts shooting tranquilizer darts at everyone*

Triangle: Lets get the bodies, You loot them.

Circle: Got that. *starts looting them*

Triangle: You done?

Circle: Yes.

Triangle: Alright. *places all the bodies in a bag, Lets move.

  • they both hop in into the derpmobile and they fly away*

MEANWHILE.....

Pink Triangle: *sitting on a couch*, Lets watch TV... *turns on tv*

-BREAKING NEWS-

News Guy 1: A recent incident has cause the GD Inc headquarters to explode! Oh the horror!

News Guy 2: We recieved this video from GD Inc CEO, HerpDerp1337lawl.

  • video rolls in*

HerpDerp1337lawl: Nice view so far.... Going good...

  • top part of HQ blows up*

HD1337L: OH MY GOD THE HORROR! SOMETHING HAS BLOWN UP MY BUILDING!

  • the middle of the HQ cracks, tumbling the top part into the ground*

HD1337L: WE HAVE TO STOP THE FILMING!

  • top part proceeds to destroy buildings in its path*

HD1337L: IS THIS THING OFF?

  • bottom part explodes*

HD1337L: THIS IS A DARK DAY FOR GOINKY!

  • video stops*

News Guy 1: We will keep you updated in this explosion.

News Guy 2: News Flash, Out.

-END OF BREAKING NEWS-

Pink Triangle: Wow, That explosion is amazing!

Triangle: Amazing? AMAZING? THAT WAS OUR HOME THAT BLEW UP!

Pink Triangle: Oh......

  • derpmobile flies into neon city*

Triangle: Oh god... Was there any survivors....

  • they both see the destroyed building*

Pink Triangle: Oh god...

  • the destruction on the bottom part stays in the HQ lot, but the middle part is completly gone, and the top part is mostly gone, along with the buildings in its path, the buildings caused a chain reaction which destroyed all buildings*

Triangle: Its starting....

-ANOTHER NEWS FLASH!-

News Guy 1:  Breaking News! GoodNews has been cancelled due to no transmission tower! Noob in a bookcase is cancelled after a 78 year long run!

News Guy 2: I will miss that noob....

News Guy 1: We have identified what the explosion came from? It came from a Coinatch signal, If the signal continues on, The planet will be devastated, Right now we are building DerpArks! I hope we finish them on time...

News Guy 2: The death toll is way over 9000 million people, And to repair all this, We need 100 quadrillion dollars! Thats a god damn lot!

News Guy 1: They are selling seats for 1 trillion dollars! If we get enough people on the DerpArks, We can rebuild Neon City!

News Guy 2: We will keep you up with this devastating event, News Flash, Out.

-END OF BREAKING NEWS-

Triangle: I see a note!

  • derpmobile lands near the note*

Triangle: *picks up the note*

  • note says:*

"GD PLOT LINE G-49"

"intitate;project-"mac""

"synchronize-"coiny"/"match""

""match"/emotion;excited"

""coiny"/lick(neck);"match""

"love-"coiny"/"match""

"INITIATE IN LEAFSTIEL RESEARCH CENTER"

"Projected Date: October 13"

"Size of command: 28.0 KB"

"MatureCon: Yes"

Triangle: Wait, If this plot line is expected to be initiated in October 13.... That means.... *reads further*

"Send Signal to GD INC: November 18"

Pink Triangle: Doomsday has started....

  • FLASH BACK*

Date: October 12, 12:00 AM

HD1337L: *phone rings* Hello?

Science Guy 1: Hello sir.

HD1337L: What is it?

Science Guy 1: We are planning a project to inititate after today.

Science Guy 2: Please confirm Plot Line G-49.

HD1337L: Confirmed, I wrote that.

Science Guy 1: We are expecting to initiate this in Leafstiel Research Center, Is there any space for that?

HD1337L: Confirmed, The date to initiate is confirmed, October 13 12:00 AM.

Science Guy 2: Okay sir. *hangs up*

HD1337L: *puts down phone* After this science research, We are going to Leafstiel Research.

Date: October 12, 11:59 PM

HD1337L: *walks into research center* Ready to initiate?

Science Guy 2: Yes sir.

HD1337L: INITIATE PLOT LINE G-49.

Science Guy 1: Initiated.

  • a beam of light goes upwards*

Date: October 13, 12:00 AM

HD1337L: Are you sure this is a good idea?

"ALERT-ALERT-ALERT-ROGUE SIGNAL DETECTED-ALERT-ALERT-ALERT"

Science Guy 1: Red Alert! Rogue Signal!

HD1337L: Please identify.

Science Guy 2: Identified.

"Signal Type: Type Alpha-Rogue"

HD1337L: No way....

"Signal Power: 9237 TW"

Science Guy 1: Its not possible....

"Signal Type: Coinatch"

HD1337L: WHAT?

-END OF FLASHBACK-

  • zooms in to triangle*

Triangle: The apocalypse is starting.

_TO BE EDITED_

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