|The BFDI & II Talk Show|
Motto: Ask us Anything!
January 13, 2014
Me - Thefreesmarter
Me: Hi guys! Welcome! Ask any questions! And don't forget to make a dare for them to be... TORTURED!
Ep. 1: The Torture Begins...
Me: Let's get this torture started!
SB: SHUT UP!!!!
Pen: ... What?
Pencil: Eek! Uh... Hi Pen... :"|
Me: Let me introduce you to a random person who I'm gonna be friends with! (I just made him up)
Travis: *out of nowhere* Whoa... *looks at me* Hey there beautiful... The name's Travis! *winks at me*
Me: ... Uh... Hi?... Well, *ahem* anyway, Eraser has a dare for Spongy...
Eraser: Woo hoo!
Book: Wait, I thought we're not allowed to-
Travis: Hey... Let the girl talk...
Book: OH MY FLIPPIN' PAGES!!! You're hot...
Travis: Well at least someone notices that... *looks at me*
Me: You're not burning...
Everyone: *face palm*
Me: O-kay... Anyway, Eraser! What's the dare?
Eraser: I dare Spongy to burn himself...
Spongy: Whut?! Nuh!!
Me: Do it or I'LL BURN YOU!!! *evil laugh* *lightning*
Travis: O_O... Hot and evil... I love her...
Spongy: Ugh... Fuhine... *burns himself* AAAAH!!!
Me: *uses HPRC* There!
Bubble: Oh noio! Who's noixt?
Travis: And his name is...
OJ: That's not fair! I thought objects are not allowed to dare each other?!
Me: Uh... Slave! Slap his face!
Best fan: Got it! *slaps OJ*
Me: Pen! What's the dare?
Pen: I dare Match to lock herself in a cage or something just as long as she's away from Pencil...
Match: Like, WHAT?!
Pencil: Does that mean-
Pen: Yup. I want to spend time with... You...
Me: *squeals* OMG!!!!! That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic!!!! If only someone does that...
Travis: *about to say something*
Me: Moving on... *walks towards Match*
Me: *throws Match in a cage* There!
Travis: Uh... Weird... Next is... Oh God!!!
Coiny: Huh? What- Holy COW!!!
Me: Huh? What is it?
Coiny: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL NOW GO TO THE BATHROOM, LOCK YOURSELF IN THERE AND SAY LALALALA LOUDLY!!!!
Me: Huh? Why-
Travis: No time, my love! You must get in there...
Salt: Aw... I was planning to get in there... With OJ...
Paper: *slaps* Don't even go there...
Me: *in the bathroom* LALALALALAL-
Travis: Okay... Pencil's alliance! I dare you to hate each other before Freesmarter gets outta there...
Match: *in the cage* *wears emo outfit* Why... Why am I trapped...
Bubble: Oicy! Oi hoite you... *slaps her* Apology slap!
Icy: Ha-ha! Book... SHUT UP!!
Book: *gasp* You...
Soap: That's my line!!!
Me: I'm going out now!
Travis: Crap... Hey! Guys hug each other!
Me: *looks at the suspicious Alliance* Huh... Meh...
Travis: *to the screen* Don't do that dare before she explodes...
Me: Who're you talking to?
Travis: *turns around and hugs me*
Me: *blushes* GET AWAY FROM ME! *kicks him at... Uh...*
Travis: *high-pitched voice* Ow!
Me: Anyway, next person! Croc2274!
Croc: Yeah... Oh! Okay! I dare SB and Icy to sit on Firey!
SB and Icy: *sits* *melts* AAAAAH!!
Me: *uses HPRC*
Croc: SB freeze TD while making Announcer cry acid...
SB: Whatever again... *freezes TD* *makes the speaky box cry acid*
Announcer: Wah. Wah. Wah.
Everyone except Me and Travis: *dies*
A few cranking of the HPRC later...
Me: *pants* I'm. TIRED!!
Travis: Still not tired... *removes t-shirt because he's sweating*
Girls: *squeals* *faints*
Me: Ehhhh...? *looks at his rock hard abs* Wait what?! *blushes* *gets a t-shirt quickly* Phew... Anyway, next dare!
Satanchu: Hi guys!
Me: OMG! Satanchu! No time no see! xD Even if it was a short time... xD
Travis: Sup dude...
Satanchu: I dare Paintbrush and Blocky to read Twilight!
Book: I think have the page here!
After reading twilight...
Me: Sorry! I think the 2 just died from a heart attack...
Me: Anyway, Bye!!! Make sure you comment... Aw, I didn't have any truths... It's filled with dares... Meh... Nevermind...
Travis: Bye! Wish me luck on winning her!
Travis: *puts hand on my chin* you...
Me: *slaps* I'm too young for that!!! I'm only, like, 13! You're like-
Travis: 14... Close to 15...
Me: *slaps* SHUT UP! And you do look 18 to me because you're a hunk and stuff so... Bye guys!! :3