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The BFDI & II Talk Show
Talk Show!
Motto: Ask us Anything!

Date Created

January 13, 2014

Created by

Thefreesmarter bfdia

 All of the characters (including season 2) will be tortured- I mean... Will be asked and be dared by the users... Have fun! :3

Legend...

Me - Thefreesmarter

Prologue...

Me: Hi guys! Welcome! Ask any questions! And don't forget to make a dare for them to be... TORTURED!

Bubble: Whoit?!

Me: Nothing...

Ep. 1: The Torture Begins...

Me: Let's get this torture started!

SB: SHUT UP!!!!

Pen: ... What?

Pencil: Eek! Uh... Hi Pen... :"|

Me: Let me introduce you to a random person who I'm gonna be friends with! (I just made him up)

Travis: *out of nowhere* Whoa... *looks at me* Hey there beautiful... The name's Travis! *winks at me*

Me: ... Uh... Hi?... Well, *ahem* anyway, Eraser has a dare for Spongy...

Eraser: Woo hoo!

Book: Wait, I thought we're not allowed to-

Travis: Hey... Let the girl talk...

Book: OH MY FLIPPIN' PAGES!!! You're hot...

Travis: Well at least someone notices that... *looks at me*

Me: You're not burning...

Everyone: *face palm*

Me: O-kay... Anyway, Eraser! What's the dare?

Eraser: I dare Spongy to burn himself...

Spongy: Whut?! Nuh!!

Me: Do it or I'LL BURN YOU!!! *evil laugh* *lightning*

Travis: O_O... Hot and evil... I love her...

Me: ?...

Spongy: Ugh... Fuhine... *burns himself* AAAAH!!!

Me: *uses HPRC* There!

Bubble: Oh noio! Who's noixt?

Travis: And his name is...

Pen: ME!

Me: Pen?!

OJ: That's not fair! I thought objects are not allowed to dare each other?!

Me: Uh... Slave! Slap his face!

Best fan: Got it! *slaps OJ*

OJ: Hey!

Me: Pen! What's the dare?

Pen: I dare Match to lock herself in a cage or something just as long as she's away from Pencil...

Match: Like, WHAT?!

Pencil: Does that mean-

Pen: Yup. I want to spend time with... You...

Me: *squeals* OMG!!!!! That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic!!!! If only someone does that...

Travis: *about to say something*

Me: Moving on... *walks towards Match*

Travis: Ugh...

Me: *throws Match in a cage* There!

Travis: Uh... Weird... Next is... Oh God!!!

Coiny: Huh? What- Holy COW!!!

Me: Huh? What is it?

Coiny: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL NOW GO TO THE BATHROOM, LOCK YOURSELF IN THERE AND SAY LALALALA LOUDLY!!!!

Me: Huh? Why-

Travis: No time, my love! You must get in there...

Salt: Aw... I was planning to get in there... With OJ...

Paper: *slaps* Don't even go there...

Me: *in the bathroom* LALALALALAL-

Travis: Okay... Pencil's alliance! I dare you to hate each other before Freesmarter gets outta there...

Alliance: Fine...

Match: *in the cage* *wears emo outfit* Why... Why am I trapped...

Bubble: Oicy! Oi hoite you... *slaps her* Apology slap!

Icy: Ha-ha! Book... SHUT UP!!

Book: *gasp* You...

Soap: That's my line!!!

Me: I'm going out now!

Travis: Crap... Hey! Guys hug each other!

Alliance: *hugs*

Me: *looks at the suspicious Alliance* Huh... Meh...

Travis: *to the screen* Don't do that dare before she explodes...

Me: Who're you talking to?

Travis: *turns around and hugs me*

Me: *blushes* GET AWAY FROM ME! *kicks him at... Uh...*

Travis: *high-pitched voice* Ow!

Girls: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Boys: O.o

Me: Anyway, next person! Croc2274!

Croc: Yeah... Oh! Okay! I dare SB and Icy to sit on Firey!

SB: WHATEVER...

Icy: Whaaaaaaaaaa?

SB and Icy: *sits* *melts* AAAAAH!!

Me: *uses HPRC*

Croc: SB freeze TD while making Announcer cry acid...

SB: Whatever again... *freezes TD* *makes the speaky box cry acid*

Announcer: Wah. Wah. Wah.

Everyone except Me and Travis: *dies*

A few cranking of the HPRC later...

Me: *pants* I'm. TIRED!!

Travis: Still not tired... *removes t-shirt because he's sweating*

Girls: *squeals* *faints*

Me: Ehhhh...? *looks at his rock hard abs* Wait what?! *blushes* *gets a t-shirt quickly* Phew... Anyway, next dare!

Satanchu: Hi guys!

Me: OMG! Satanchu! No time no see! xD Even if it was a short time... xD

Travis: Sup dude...

Satanchu: I dare Paintbrush and Blocky to read Twilight!

Book: I think have the page here!

After reading twilight...

Me: Sorry! I think the 2 just died from a heart attack...

Travis: Yup...

Me: Anyway, Bye!!! Make sure you comment... Aw, I didn't have any truths... It's filled with dares... Meh... Nevermind...

Travis: Bye! Wish me luck on winning her!

Me: Who?

Travis: *puts hand on my chin* you...

Me: *slaps* I'm too young for that!!! I'm only, like, 13! You're like-

Travis: 14... Close to 15...

Me: *slaps* SHUT UP! And you do look 18 to me because you're a hunk and stuff so... Bye guys!! :3

Travis: Bye...

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