- ==the 1st. ? episode! ? ? ? (note: i have a diffrent version of this show on youtube.)==
- ( as a screen pulls up ? and shows mephone4) ? ? ? mephone: hello readers! welcome to ultimate ? insanity!
- ? this is where the 13 contestants from BFDI and 13 from I.I ? will compete in challenges for..........
- one....millon....dollars! and ? they are already here. lets see what they are doing.
- bubble: hey baloony!? ? hows it been!
- baloon: first of all im not that loser baloony! second of all ? i-
(baloon gets poped ? by a lemon)
bubble: oooooo a lemo-
(bubble also gets poped )
- rocky:BLEH! (looks at taco) hi taco
- leafy: hi firey!
- firey:hi leafy!
- coiny:(sees nickel) hey look! you have no arms! (laughs)
- (nickel hides behind coiny and needle slaps coiny)
- needle: dont call me needy!
- (nickel laughs at coinys pain)
- baseball: oh......my.......gosh ? this book is horrible!
- salt: hi oj. you look great today!
- OJ: um thanks salt.?
- (OJ runs away from salt while she chases him)
- david: hi penci and match
- match: like OMG david said something else than needles catchphrase!
- pencil: i know match ? anyway ? hi david!
- mephone: guys it's time for th first challenge!